Kat, reading a sex ed pamphlet: Whatās an orgasm?
Anna: When you fold paper and get birds and shit.
Anne: Thatās oregano, bitch.
42 notes
Ā·
View notes
Henry: Let me get this straight
Cathy: More like let me run something bi you
Jane: Letās pan this out
Anna: Letās ace-ess the situation
Anne: Iām gay
15 notes
Ā·
View notes
Anna: Does this outfit make me look gay?
Jane: No?
Anna: Well shit, now I have to change.
79 notes
Ā·
View notes
Aragon: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they arenāt actually scary.
Anne: Yeah I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lighting storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didnāt get hurt at all and now Iām not even scared of God anymore.
Aragon: That is.... that is not what I meant.
Jane: YOU DID WHAT
79 notes
Ā·
View notes
Anne, to herself: I love Catalina... so much.... she's such an important part of my life... I wouldn't be the same without her.... how can I convey that to her?
Anne: ...
Anne: ...
Anne: *sends Catalina a meme out of nowhere at 2am*
Anne: Perfect
155 notes
Ā·
View notes
Aragon: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Jane: We just got 20 out of 20 questions correct in a compatibility game. Of course I'm thinking what you're thinking. Ā
74 notes
Ā·
View notes
Nobody:
Anne, Anna, And Kat after not seeing each other for two seconds:
30 notes
Ā·
View notes
Jane: We need to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Aragon: Probably Anne.
60 notes
Ā·
View notes
Cathy: Could you ever see us as being more than friends?
Kat: Yes, I'm glad you asked.
Cathy: That's wonderful! I-
Kat: I can totally see us as cats.
Cathy:
Kat: Hang on, let me find the picture I drew.
105 notes
Ā·
View notes
Aragon, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Anne, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
49 notes
Ā·
View notes
The Queens In A Group Chat
(This is vaguely based off of me and my friends group chat)
Anne: I will gut you from armpit to asshole
Aragon: Okay
Anna: I want to grip out my asshole
Jane: Anna nO-
11 notes
Ā·
View notes