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dude what the fucking fuck

#mmm arms #i want him to hold me #scratch that it’s a need #lando norris #formula 1 #f1

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Oscar polite cat-ing

#oscat purrastri :] #luv his smile ☺️☺️ #oscar piastri #formula 1 #f1

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#many many unwise financial decisions…

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814 + personal space

#love them both sm #landoscar #lando norris #oscar piastri #formula 1 #f1

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what god must i pledge to in order to draw people

#it’s unnecessarily hard?? #i’m at my wits end i stg

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Piastri: “After the race I looked at my car and my diffuser and I’m pretty sure that the engineers didn’t design it that way”

#love this man to pieces #much like the state his diffuser was in #oscar piastri #chinese gp 2024 #formula 1 #f1

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“I think lando looks hotter with facial hair” I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room

“she’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 3rd row stands: oscar piastri himself

#i’m there stood with him #lando norris #oscar piastri #formula 1 #f1

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upon my sister's request, have lando norris in the piastri basket (original post by @slugesh here)

(edit: added closeups because i forgot he is Tiny in mobile view)

#little lando!! #in my pocket on sight #oscar piastri #lando norris #formula 1 #f1

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Starting a GoFundMe to permanently keep Nico Rosberg on the Sky Sports F1 broadcast.

#he’s so brutally honest i love it #him and button need to STAYY #nico rosberg #chinese gp 2024 #formula 1 #f1

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I already am Australian yet every time I see mark Webber my brain goes MAHK WEBBA even though I do not talk like that

#bogan brain activated #<- HA yeah #it’s a visceral reaction #mAHk wehBAH #formula 1 #f1

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nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want

#every race from now on MINIMUM #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #brocedes #chinese gp 2024 #formula 1 #f1

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#oh my god?? #mate this is sick #lando norris #formula 1 #f1

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why do i gotta find the best fics when i’ve got shit to do

#it’s a ‘oneshot’ #this bitch. is 40K WORDS #i get that it’s one chapter but i got homework to do and it’s TAUNTING ME

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no, oscar. stop you’ll get swept away by the wind

#his hair’s windswept enough as is #it’ll be standing on end soon #oscar piastri #formula 1 #f1

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post-race sunbathing

#like a cat in a sunbeam #<- absolutely #my guys photosynthesising #oscar’s face scrunching up like a sphynx cat #they’re both cats #oscar piastri #lando norris #formula 1 #f1

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Esteban getting instructions from his midwife...

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having a stand-up comedian pick at you for a skit is actually so daunting

#like i get that it was MY fault for being the only one that yelled out when he asked the question #but there was no way in hell i was the only fast food worker in that crowd #luke kidgell i love ya #but i was quite literally shaking #this bitch was not made for public speaking