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Shawty love me cuz im of similar mental capacity

Shawty love me because I’m retarded

#yeah

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Shawty love me because I’m retarded

#yeah

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I hate people whose dating app bios just say “here to meet people”. Like yeah, I know. Why don’t you go into a restaurant and say “just here to get food” while you’re at it dumbfuck

#dating apps #dating app qualms #cube pushing #cubepusher #cube pushing champion #cube #pufferfish noise

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She suck on my dick till it dissolve

#my peanits #yeowch! #owwie #ow #ouch

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dont come to my scary kitchen …. we have unusual butter

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Okay guys, I've got a theory. It's been long in the works, and i can't wait to share it.

Are you guys fucking ready.

Funny animal full of love ☝️ yayyyyyy

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i am going to fuck up this flea market. im the flea market final boss 💯💯💯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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i am going to fuck up this flea market. im the flea market final boss 💯💯💯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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i am goimg to kill tx2 wirh my bare hands sorry i cant take it. evey time i have to hear any of his music i get homicidal. “LOOK AT MY WRISTS LOOK DAD!!1!!1!!!” im puking all over the floor. like sorry u were called faggot bc u paitn ur nails . if it helps u dont deserve the title of faggot. YOU WILL NEVER BE CUNT! “wahhh stop calling me a poser i cant be a poser bc i cut myself!!!!!” i am going to cut You in half And Boil you.

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when the function got ants

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I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 5: Genisys when ever I smile

#cube pushing #cubepusher #cube pushing champion #cube #terminator #arnold schwarzenegger #autism #autism be damned that girl can smile awkwardly!

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*during combat training*

Sir, I think I’m in love with you, sir!

#cube pushing #cube pusher lore #too gay for the military #too straight for drag races #where do I fit in?

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Was filling out my info for a dating app and they fucking psychoanalyzed me??? Why??

And why is one of the criteria “liberal mindset”???

(incredibly shitty app btw, don’t recommend)

#dating #dating apps #grindset

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Making orange chicken at midnight.. this is what god had in mind when he wrote the bill of rights

#orange chicken #god #bill of rights #oh say can you see #by the dawns early light #what so proudly we hail’d at the twilights last gleaming

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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If you’re one of those people that has an perfectly organized fridge I do not trust you sorry not sorry

#fridge #refrigerator #cube pushing #cubepusher #cube pushing champion #cube