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Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

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Flashing Her Tits In Front Of Everyone

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If this isn't thinspo, then I don't know what is.

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I find myself curious . . . . .

In order to gain more attention to my blog, what if I just alter my tags?

False advertising? Absolutely.

Will this anger some? Most assuredly. Seriously, how many people really need to watch more porography?

Anyways. Just an experiment.

#this is not a place for #breasts #vaginas #penisis #cock #pussy #wet #boner #hard on #nude #nudity #hot sex

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Must I ask why? I'll tell you. Because DOGS, not people, are loyal. 😎

#dogs #humans #dank memes

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Ah, when it come to nature, they follow ancient Pharaoh Niko, "So it is written, so it will be done."

No forgiveness, no f**king lawyers.

No bajarse... No bajarse...

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Do whatever it takes to sleep at night.

will byers, this one's for you

#stranger things #will byers #choose love

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I already knew that. I'm still grieving.

“Everything about life is a joke. Don’t you know that?”

— Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard (via quotespile)

#life is a joke #Kurt Vonnegut #Bluebeard

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I mean . . . . . honestly, it's about time. However, three things have actually surprised me: the collapse has not happened earlier; I expected to see more coups; finally, the collapse does take a hell of a long time! 😅

#society #society collapsing #isn't it beautiful? #joker #memes #toad-licker #dark humor

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#i made it myself #shredders #motivational fake #motifake #demotivational #paper shredders #office stuff #office crap #stationary #important #documents #files #dark humor

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😄🥰

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Frank Talk #1

Generally speaking, you're unimportant—your face will be forgotten just as fast as their random glimpse; you'll be important or useful to a few people, you might have two or three close friends; you might you'll only be beautiful to one person. The sooner one faces these facts that they are merely a single ant amongst thousands and thousands of others in a colony, then the sooner you'll be happy and free.

Sshhhhh, sshhhhhh. It's okay. It's okay. Sshhhhhh, you didn't know better. It's okay.

#frank talk #we're all unimportant #reality check

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Celebrities In Debt? I Don't Care!

Why has does the media report on celebrity debt? I don't f**king CARE! I've got my own shit to deal with including debt. I don't have luxuries such as lawyers, accountants, or a 6.5 million dollar movie deal that will make all my financial problems fade away. WHY IN HELL should I give two farts about some asshole who can cry on queue for a living so he can pay afford his own PRIVATE GODDAMN ISLAND?!? Keep that shit off the TV and newstands. I dont care! I dont care!! I. DON'T. CARE!

Would you care to follow the career of Carl the plumber? No! Why? Because it's asinine, that's why. Guess what else? So is following updates on celebrities. Okay?!? It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! It's stupid! iiiiiiiiiiiit's fucking stupid!

Why masses haven't raised as one and slayed worthless reporting is beyond my comprehension. Actually, I know why. It appeases the masses—constantly keeping those pie-in-the-sky dreams just ever so slightly out of reach.

#celebrities in debt #i don't care #rant #tirade #i be bitching

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The Wizard of Oz (1939) dir. Victor Fleming

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Can't this be implemented in work situations? From retail to cubicle work.

Me and my mutuals

#parallel play #personal space