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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

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just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset

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For your Whumper weekly! I've got one that has been rotating in my brain and saw you had opened your ask box! I was born with a form of anosmia, I can't smell. A whumpee scenario starring Din, because lots of potentially dangerous and deadly stuff in spaceships and unfamiliar planets that must have an indicative odor. What if I was too embarrassed to tell Din I can't smell and that gets me into a potentially deadly situation he has to save me or us from. Or whatever situation my rare condition might inspire. If this is just too off the wall or too much I totally understand. (Additionally, just saying, I'd love for someone to write any of my Pedro boys describing their favorite smells to me...)

I love your writing it's always so immersive.

This is such a unique idea! I love it! I hope you enjoy!

You wiped water droplets from the cave off your face for the dozenth time. You were getting tired of traversing in this damp subterranean lair.

"What are we looking for again?"

"Mycronium," Din replied gruffly as he tried not to blind you with the light from his helmet.

"I thought you were a bounty hunter. Shouldn't we be looking for people?"

"Bo asked me to grab some of this. They need it for something back at the forge."

"It's sopping wet in here," you griped.

Din didn't reply, clearly done with the conversation and you rolled your eyes. You were wet, cold and he was pissing you off so you started to walk faster in an effort to put some distance between you and the grumpy Mandalorian.

The man was a complete enigma to you. Sometimes he was sweet and gentle and you almost thought he might care for you. And in the next moment, he had become a steel wall with no heart or emotion, and it drove you insane.

As you traversed further and further ahead of Din, his light started to fade and you were forced to pull out your own flashlight. You were beginning to feel tired and you guessed running around with Din was starting to take its toll.

But then your arms and your legs felt like lead and it was as if you were trying to move through tar and you were so. kriffing. tired.

You fell to your knees and slumped against a nearby stalagmite. Maybe if you closed your eyes for a few minutes you might feel better.

Din's voice sounded like it was coming from underwater and about a mile away. He sounded fearful but you were just too tired to care. And then in an instant, you were being swept up in his strong arms and swiftly carried out of the cave. The harsh sunlight pierced your eyes.

"Are you crazy!? You almost died!" Din shouted at you and you blinked up at him. Now that you were out in the fresh air, you could feel some of the drowsiness wearing off.

"W-wha?" You asked groggily.

"Didn't you smell it? My sensors went off once I got to that part of the cave you were in," Din asked.

You swallowed and lowered your eyes embarrassed.

"Didn't you hear me? That toxin in the air has a pretty distinct smell. Or were you just trying to piss me off?" Din prompted.

"I can't smell!" You snapped.

"What?" Din sounded completely confused.

You sighed as you crossed your arms. "I was born with anosmia. I have no sense of smell. Never have and I never will. Usually, I can get along just fine but every once in a while, like today I can get into some dangerous situations."

Din sat beside you. "How come you never told me? You could have died." His voice was softer and more gentle.

"I was embarrassed. And truthfully, I didn't think you would care."

Din sighed. "I-I care very much. You scared me. I thought I'd gotten to you too late. I-I always worry about you."

You looked at the armored warrior at your side and you could almost picture him blushing. You decided to cut him some slack this time.

"Well, now you know. Hopefully, you can help me cook now since I can't smell if I'm burning something."

Din snickered softly as he helped you to your feet.

"Does this mean I don't have to shower?" he teased playfully and you nudged him. "I'll make some sort of environment sensor for you when we dock next. That way if I'm not there or you venture off alone, it'll help detect dangerous things in the atmosphere and alert you."

"Thanks," you replied with a grin.

You guess there was a heart after all under all that steel.

#din djarin fanfiction #anosmia

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

#artists on tumblr #microsoft paint #bob ross

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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

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#positivity #art

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if u ever feel bad about ur limited knowledge of the star wars universe, dont worry! din djarin knows less than u and hes literally in it.

#the mandalorian

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THIS IS SO SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL. I WILL SIMPLY PASS AWAY NOW.

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so uh. this is elowen lenbereth – called teladriel (or abithir, if you want khuzdul) by mr. oakenshield here from lothlórien but ventures to mirkwood to try her hand at healing the greenwood even just a little; she’s a romantic and a very soft optimist that has very idealized notions of adventure and sets out to see more of middle earth and maybe fall in love–aaaaand then meets a very handsome dwarf prince and things get a little crazy

my tolkien friends have inducted me into the fandom recently and been very eagerly explaining….literally everything to me. elowen’s got her own lore now so if ur curious let me know !! 😳💦

#thorin oakenshield x oc #thorin x oc #thorin oakenshield #thorin #elowen lenbereth #called teladriel or abithir #the hobbit #oc art #fanart

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Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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Wooooot look what I fond in my drawing sheets :D old skecthes

This was me trying to draw Thorin for the VERY 1ST TIME. Which is why he looks so f***g weird. At this point I was trying to figre out his face lines.

Then fortnately I evolved to the last drawing you see ;) Of all of his traits his eyes are my favourite!!!

#thorin sketches #the hobbit #THIS ART #THESE EYES #GORG

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some boba stuff :3

#boba fett

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Illustration of: “Imagine cuddling in bed with Thorin and playing with his earlobe; he chuckles heartily, and when you ask what amuses him he says that it tickles”

From: Imaginexhobbit

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#the hobbit #imagines #fluff #cuddling #thorin x reader #thorin x oc

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COMN FANFIC WRITERS !!

#COWBOY BOBA LETS GOOOO

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