The Bad Batch || Writing Prompts
1. If we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
2. How is it that when something happens it’s always you guys?
3. I...I didn’t think we would get this far.
4. Please put that down, that’s not for playing.
5. If I had a credit for every time we get in trouble I would be the richest person in existence.
6. Don’t tell me...you broke the hyperdrive.
7. You can’t say that! At least not in front of the child!
8. What does this do?/If you want to find out, you’ll have to close that door.
9. You know I didn’t mean that/Well it sure sounded like you did.
10. If I wanted to waste my time, I would have asked for your opinion.
11. Don’t put me on the spot, I wasn’t listening.
12. Don’t look at me, he did it.
13. I can’t help it, you’re too important to me.
14. If you’re aiming to piss me off, we’re well past that point right now.
15. If one more person damages this ship, I’m taking Lula.
16. I’m sorry...but I can’t do this anymore.
17. Don’t accuse me of being the jerk, I’m not the one who needs to develop a personality.
18. Give me one good reason as to why I shouldn’t punch you in your perfect face.
19. So, what’s the plan?/ You’re telling me that you didn’t come up with one?!
20. Awwww, you’re so adorable when you blush.
21. Get away from me, you’ve annoyed me now.
22. When this is all over, I’m going to take you somewhere far away from all this mess/ I’d like that.
23. If you touch my stuff without asking one more time, I swear.../ You’ll what? Pummel me to death?/ If that’s what it takes, then yes. I will.
24. I don’t think I can do that. I just...I don’t know.
25. Did you...did you just compliment me?
26. The systems are fried because someone didn’t fix the wiring issue!
27. Stop blaming me for your mistakes!
28. I’m tired of trying to fight so hard for someone who doesn’t even want me.
29. Prove it hotshot.
30. You should be more careful, you don’t want anything drastic to happen now do you?
31. You’ve got to be kidding me, I’m not wearing that thing.
32. You know you can tell me anything, right?
33. I’m a little busy right now, but sure, what can I do for you?
34. I’m fine, honestly it’s just a scratch/ That is not a scratch, what are you talking about?
35. Stay awake for me, please!
36. I can’t lose you, please just...just come back to me.
37. Could you stay? Just for a little while, please?
38. You really think I’m a valuable part of this team? Even after that?
39. Please don’t ask me to do that, I can’t.
40. You have to be more careful, one day you’ll come back to me in pieces.
41. I’m sorry, forget I said anything.
42. If I may/ No!/ ...Apologies.
43. Can I interest anyone in a vacation?
44. You can’t keep going around and destroying things/ Oh yeah, watch me!
45. This is never going to work/ You look beautiful darling, stop worrying.
46. Can’t we just relax for the day? I’m tired after yesterday.
47. The stars...can’t do it...not today.
48. I’d laugh but I would prefer to keep my life.
49. Don’t test me.
50. Oh please, I would rather die than be partnered up with him for this mission.
51. Wait, remind me again why we are doing this.
52. I love you so much, I want you to know that in case-/ In case nothing. Nothing will happen. Don’t ever say that again.
53. You’re heavy, get off me.
54. For the love of god, please just be nice to each other.
55. I care too much, so sue me.
56. How dare you, you will treat me with respect.
57. Can I...can I give you a hug?
58. I uh...I don’t know how we managed to get out of that alive/ Well, now that we have, you owe me.
59. Just keep your eyes on me, don’t turn around.
60. Is this...reg...bothering you?
61. I wouldn’t shoot the messenger if I were you/ But it sends a message/ Yeah, the wrong type of message!
62. I don’t know how many times I’ve had to fix this ship, but I’m so over having to stop every five minutes.
63. Honestly, you’re the only person that keeps me calm.
64. Well maybe if you listened to me instead of that damn holopad we wouldn’t be in this situation.
65. I’m really sorry/ Go away, I’m not talking to you.
66. It hurst...it hurst so much/ Just stay with me, don’t you dare close your eyes.
67. If we could stay here all day, you know I would hold on to you and never let go right?
68. Cuddles?/ ...Fine.
69. I’m innocent I swear/ I know you, you are far from innocent.
70. Uh oh/ What? / Nothing...nothing at all.
71. Tech said I was bleeding internally, that’s where all the blood is supposed to be!/ Wrecker...no.
72. I can help, just let me-/ No, you’ve done enough.
73. I...I’m cold/ Well that’s unfortunate, I can’t do anything about the weather.
74. You inconsiderate, lying, two-faced prick!
75. If you don’t remove your hand from my shoulder, you won’t have hands at all.
76. Kill me, but don’t hurt them. Please...
77. Is anyone else having trouble figuring out how we are all still alive?
78. I could seriously just-/ Just what sweetheart?
79. I want you know that I’m sorry if things weren’t easy for you, but it wasn’t easy for me too. I had to be strong for everyone else when you fell apart...and it broke me too.
80. You’re not the only one who’s having second thoughts.
81. Please just...just leave me alone. I don’t want to talk about it.
82. I could honestly just sleep forever right now/ Come here...
83. I love you, but it’s okay if you don’t feel the same.
84. This isn’t you, you have to fight it.
85. Give me a chance, I’ll prove to you that I care/ You have one more chance, otherwise I’m gone.
86. Shoot me once, shame on you. Shoot me twice...yeah that’s my mistake.
87. Ow!/ You deserved that/ What did you do that for!?/ You know exactly what for!
88. It’s so cold in here/ Here, have my blanket.
89. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so mesmerising in all my life/ I have.
SOULMATE AU PROMPTS
90. The first words you say to your soulmate are tattooed on your arm.
91. You don’t see colour until you meet your soulmate.
92. You can hear your soulmates thoughts.
93. When you touch your soulmate, you see glimpses of what your future will be like together.
94. You can feel your soulmates pain.
95. You can feel intense pain whenever your soulmate is in danger.
96. You have random visions of what your soulmate sees, but neither of you know it until you meet.
97. You have a clock that counts down to when you will meet your soulmate.
98. You have the same tattoo/scars as your soulmate.
99. One of your eyes is the same colour of your soulmates.
100. The name of your soulmate is tattooed somewhere on your person.
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