Hypothetical: life gives you lemons
What’s your next move?
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*waves hands left and right wildly*
count my fingers NOW Santa Claus (bet you can’t)
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You call yourself an aromatic? I bet you can’t even say amatonormativity three times fast while juggling small plastic babies AND eating mini twist pretzels ALL WHILE IN THE SHAMPOO AISLE OF THE HEB.
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90 degree angles are the only perfect thing on this earth :(
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