ASK PAGES: [ c o r a ] & [ a l b u s ] & [ a i d a n ]
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
zoeyrph :
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I’m not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want.”
“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
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look who just moved into APARTMENT 4D! is that ABIGAIL COWEN? no, that’s definitely CORINNA “CORA” LESTRANGE! rumour has it the TWENTY-TWO year old is a PUREBLOOD and used to be a SLYTHERIN student but now SHE spends their time as a FORTUNE TELLER. i’m sure they’ll be a great addition to the apartments since they’re PERCEPTIVE and QUICK-WITTED, despite being FICKLE and CONNIVING. take some time to settle in. just remember rent is due on the first!
glitter on the carpet, barely visible cracks threading through a mirror, drop sheets over furniture, an overturned tea cup with tea flooding the floor, a bird flying into a window, stars obscured by city lights, crystals lining bookshelves, walls closing in, the sound of hollow laughter, invisible words scarred into skin, half-dead flowers, tarot cards on the windowsill, muffled music playing from the next room, fog shrouding streetlights, the feeling of drowning on dry land, bathing in moonlight.
ABUSE TW: Cora’s family hails from Paris, France, moving to London destitute after her grandfather gambled away the remnants of their old fortune. The divorce was nasty, Contance, Cora’s grandmother, moved with their daughters to London hoping to avoid the shame and remarry rich or regain the fortune by any means possible, unaware of the stain that some distant relatives had put on the Lestrange name in England. Scandal chased their family even in their new lives; within a year of the move, it came out that Dephine, the eldest daughter, had fallen pregnant from an affair with the married Dominic Rosier and soon after gave birth to Cora. Cora was raised by Constance’s strict hand as Delphine flitted in and out of her life, never reliable or present. No matter what Cora did, it was never good enough for Constance. No grade was high enough, no passion proper enough, to avoid the pain her grandmother would bring down at every disappointment. To make matters worse, her father’s immediate family treated her exactly as the outsider she was, a permanent reminder of where she had come from, and his distant family was kind, but rarely present. There was little love for Cora in the Lestrange house, something that left marks on her both visible and invisible.
For years, Cora thought she had been sorted wrong at Hogwarts. Sure, she was witty enough to pretend she belonged and she had a knack for easily picking up what was going on around her, but classes just couldn’t hold her attention. The only place she truly excelled was in Divination, ridiculed by her housemates as the lesser form of magic of all the other classes. She managed to scrape by into a few other NEWT classes, but in Divination she was at the top. Tarot cards, tea leaves, crystal balls, palms, Cora could do it all. Constance liked to tell her it was divine destiny—there was a long line of seers in her family, the Chastain’s—but Cora knew that was bullshit. Her Divination talent was all her, and she could put it to good use. The magical world wasn’t ready for her, but the muggle world sure was; all it took was a table, a pack of cards, and a cardboard sign, and Cora had her own business telling  tourists’ fortunes. They ate up her crap no matter what she said and soon Cora had a nice nest egg, a muggle cell phone, and private clients she liked enough to give true readings on occasion. No one had to know it was real magic, but they did recognize her skill and it drove Cora to push the boundaries and fully expand her ambition. Finally, the sky was the limit and nothing was going to stop her.
Cora has a hard time sticking to things. Truly, she blames Delphine; the woman couldn’t even stick with her own daughter, what hope did Cora have? Her inconsistency was practically the only consistent thing about her—whether it came to friends, romances, hobbies, even her moods, Cora ricocheted from one thing to another like a hurricane, leaving a trail of devastation in her wake that (at least outwardly) didn’t seem to trouble her much. No matter how serene she might seem, Cora was a big damn mess, the evidence laid out on display in her bedroom. Some might have called it a hoarder’s nest, but Cora had it all catalogued by memory, from the keyboard piano collecting dust in her closet to the fourteen tarot decks lining her windowsill. No matter what anyone else thought, to Cora it was exactly where it needed to be— a carefully controlled sea of certainty in a very uncertain world.
PLAYED BY:Â ( cece, EST, twenty-six, she/her )
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character intro;
look who just moved into APARTMENT 4D! is that ABIGAIL COWEN? no, that’s definitely CORINNA “CORA” LESTRANGE! rumour has it the TWENTY-TWO year old is a PUREBLOOD and used to be a SLYTHERIN student but now SHE spends their time as a FORTUNE TELLER. i’m sure they’ll be a great addition to the apartments since they’re PERCEPTIVE and QUICK-WITTED, despite being FICKLE and CONNIVING. take some time to settle in. just remember rent is due on the first!Â
glitter on the carpet, barely visible cracks threading through a mirror, drop sheets over furniture, an overturned tea cup with tea flooding the floor, a bird flying into a window, stars obscured by city lights, crystals lining bookshelves, walls closing in, the sound of hollow laughter, invisible words scarred into skin, half-dead flowers, tarot cards on the windowsill, muffled music playing from the next room, fog shrouding streetlights, the feeling of drowning on dry land, bathing in moonlight
HEADCANON 1: (TW: IMPLIED ABUSE) Cora’s family hails from Paris, France, moving to London destitute after her grandfather gambled away the remnants of their old fortune. The divorce was nasty, Contance, Cora’s grandmother, moved with their daughters to London hoping to avoid the shame and remarry rich or regain the fortune by any means possible, unaware of the stain that some distant relatives had put on the Lestrange name in England. Scandal chased their family even in their new lives; within a year of the move, it came out that Dephine, the eldest daughter, had fallen pregnant from an affair with the married Dominic Rosier and soon after gave birth to Cora. Cora was raised by Constance’s strict hand as Delphine flitted in and out of her life, never reliable or present. No matter what Cora did, it was never good enough for Constance. No grade was high enough, no passion proper enough, to avoid the pain her grandmother would bring down at every disappointment. To make matters worse, her father’s immediate family treated her exactly as the outsider she was, a permanent reminder of where she had come from, and his distant family was kind, but rarely present. There was little love for Cora in the Lestrange house, something that left marks on her both visible and invisible.
HEADCANON 2: For years, Cora thought she had been sorted wrong at Hogwarts. Sure, she was witty enough to pretend she belonged and she had a knack for easily picking up what was going on around her, but classes just couldn’t hold her attention. The only place she truly excelled was in Divination, ridiculed by her housemates as the lesser form of magic of all the other classes. She managed to scrape by into a few other NEWT classes, but in Divination she was at the top. Tarot cards, tea leaves, crystal balls, palms, Cora could do it all. Constance liked to tell her it was divine destiny—there was a long line of seers in her family, the Chastain’s—but Cora knew that was bullshit. Her Divination talent was all her, and she could put it to good use. The magical world wasn’t ready for her, but the muggle world sure was; all it took was a table, a pack of cards, and a cardboard sign, and Cora had her own business telling  tourists’ fortunes. They ate up her crap no matter what she said and soon Cora had a nice nest egg, a muggle cell phone, and private clients she liked enough to give true readings on occasion. No one had to know it was real magic, but they did recognize her skill and it drove Cora to push the boundaries and fully expand her ambition. Finally, the sky was the limit and nothing was going to stop her.
HEADCANON 3: Cora has a hard time sticking to things. Truly, she blames Delphine; the woman couldn’t even stick with her own daughter, what hope did Cora have? Her inconsistency was practically the only consistent thing about her—whether it came to friends, romances, hobbies, even her moods, Cora ricocheted from one thing to another like a hurricane, leaving a trail of devastation in her wake that (at least outwardly) didn’t seem to trouble her much. No matter how serene she might seem, Cora was a big damn mess, the evidence laid out on display in her bedroom. Some might have called it a hoarder’s nest, but Cora had it all catalogued by memory, from the keyboard piano collecting dust in her closet to the fourteen tarot decks lining her windowsill. No matter what anyone else thought, to Cora it was exactly where it needed to be— a carefully controlled sea of certainty in a very uncertain world.
Wanted connections: half-siblings from her dad’s marriage would be super fun! friends/acquaintances/enemies/schoolmates would also be great
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