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Hah

Had a vision last night and had to make it a reality. Based on the best creative decision Obey Me ever made, I present to you

The Lucifer gave birth to Satan theory!

#we need more crack bullshit being taken seriously #op tag #yes we do #This concept for this game is so funny #like how? #when would Lucifer have the time to give birth as an angel #his poor bussy when those horns came out

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I've silently decided that Whb Lucifer cant read from the moment I heard he doesn't have a signature btw

I also decided that most angels also cant read, I just think that, One it would be so fucking funny. Two- it would fit with the whole unhinged heaven subversion If the demons could read but the angels cant.

And Three.

The one that I use to justify myself-

Why would angels need to know how to read anyways? god use to give them all their instructions and if worse gets to worse who's to say he couldn't repeat himself? and they barely had/have free will so when would they have the time? Plus would god even allow them to learn? it seems pointless.

as far as I'm concerned Michel, Gabriel and Raphael and Lucifer are illiterate with a severe case of dyslexia no matter what the text say.

#it's better this way #whb mc #what in hell is bad #whb lucifer #whb angels #whb gabriel #whb michael #whb raphael #whb headcanons #whb theory #whb thoughts

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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The fact that in Obey Me the food always has some sort of "demonic twist" to the name (Hellfire Mushrooms, ext ext) but Pickles are just normal ass pickles is so funny to like,

either pickles originated in the Devildom OR some bastard brought them over from the human world and they just spread like an infection

#pickle apologist #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me diavolo #lord diavolo #diavolo #diavolo is a paradox #obey me headcanons #obey me barbatos #barbatos supremacy #this post is about Diavolo #secretly

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Do writers even do commissions or is this some sort of sick joke localized entirely in my bedroom?

#need words #it's kinda like needing art #but different #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me headcanons #barbatos supremacy #diavolo #lord diavolo

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YESSSS!!

YOU. MY ONLY ALLY IN THIS WAR. THIS ONE SIDED WAR. MY ONLY ONE. I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG!

THERE IS NOTHING. THIS LAND IS DRY AND BARREN, NO CROP TO BE FOUND

Barbatos and Diavolo have so much potential for literally anything! angst? Fluff? Hurt/Comfort? Hurt no comfort? yes yes to all of them

I have been starving forever... I have so many thoughts

I think there's a disturbing lack of platonic Barbatos x Diavolo fanfic. Liiike...Diavolo grew up basically an orphan and Barbatos kind of adopted him

Diavolo's mom died and his dad flat out semi-abandoned him and Diavolo was left alone. His only friend was Mephistopheles and the term "friend" doesn't feel quite right since he only hung around because of Diavolo's status (I know Mephistopheles family pressured him and all so I don't hate the guy, but his intentions weren't purely out of care for Diavolo, and I know deep down Diavolo knew that and thats why he favors Lucifer)

I need more fanfiction of Diavolo as a kid interacting with his new dad Barbatos

I'm about ready to do it myself >:(

#also #you dont use char x char for platonic “ships” #its char and char #:) #obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #diavolo is a paradox

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Hi

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

#found “the post” #:]

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Prints available now in my shop

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Birth is such a beautiful thing

mitosis

#obey me #raphael obey me #he is so silly #sleep deprived af #me fr fr #we're so alike he and i

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Its kinda fucked up for all the characters to go off to the Castle for some sort of secret meeting and leave Mc and Luke at home

Like

It's putting Mc on the level of a literal child, just cause they're a human, we all know the only reason Solomon is invited is cause they don't see his ancient ass as a human

Anyways the micro aggressions go wild

(man and those fanfics where LUKE goes to the meeting aswell holy shit that has me fucked up)

#idk why ppl like the leaving mc at home thing #ive seen a lot of things like that #the demons bros and the angels #go off to a meeting and #leave Mc at home #and then a demon or smth breaks in #ive seen that exact concept so many times #and im always like “why tf isn't Mc at the meeting aswell??” #like its obviously a meeting for the exchange students since Solomon is there #but NOOOO Mc is too human to get a say #obey me #obey me shall we date #ramblings #ignore me #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me memes #obey me headcanons #im in your walls #barbatos supremacy #obey me solomon #asmo obey me #lucifer obey me #shall we date mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me angels #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me fandom #obey me!

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Mc, over phone: Okay, what time do you wanna come over?

Mammon: I'm two minutes away and I'm sprinting towards your house, I'll be there in a minute!

Mc: What?

Mammon, from outside their window: What?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #obey me headcanons #im in your walls #nightbringer mc #obey me nightbringer #om! nightbringer #nightbringer mammon #om! mammon #shall we date mammon #mammon

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The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-

Barbatos come get your son;;;

#i tried so hard to like Diavolo #but holy fuck #i hate him ❤️ #i dont even know why #but i just do #reblog #self reblog #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me memes #im in your walls #obey me headcanons #barbatos supremacy #obey me nightbringer diavolo #nightbringer barbatos

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Not Barbatos gulf claping after sex >>

No matter the setting, the situation, or the individuals are involved, Barbatos' outward expression of excitement will never go above a golf clap.

#crying because i love him so much #me@fictonal character #i love u #unless maybe somebody mercs Solomon #then he'll fucking roar #< original post tag #obey me shall we date #obey me #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me barbatos #obey me headcanons #barbatos supremacy

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Can't find this type of content anyway else folks!

i've been doing alot of stuff thats B.M. ( before mc) ig i really like lore and thinking abt the past

#obey me #Baby!Diavolo #hes so baby #love the implication of dia knowing Barbatos as a literal infant #imaging being locked up by an infant #forced servitude: childrens edition #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me memes #im in your walls #barbatos supremacy #obey me headcanons #lord diavolo #diavolo #:D

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Shh Lucifer, you asked for this... Just let it happen buddy

Ayo 😧

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Falling for Solomon a little harder everyday... Sigh

you and solomon were insufferable.

sometimes the brothers thought you both did it on purpose. they wouldnt put it past solomon to be so lovey dovey with you just to rub it in their face, but you would never! right? still every time they saw you and solomon being domestic together every one of them had to hold back the feeling that you were doing this to get under their skin.

they’d catch you cooking for solomon, humming to yourself while he sits nearby reading a book or working on something quietly. you would help solomon put on his jacket when he would leave and sometimes he’d tie your shoes for you. or you would feed him a bite of your desert from your spoon. you both ran errands for each other. you’d even write solomon little notes for him to find. it was like the two of you were an old married couple, domestic and in love, and it annoyed the brothers to no end.

they never said anything to you, but every now and then solomon would catch a glimpse of them scowling at him, and he was living for it.

for: @ratbabyari

#obey me x reader #solomon x reader #shall we date solomon #obey me #this shit got me fucked up #woof woof bark bark