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thank u sm 🥹🥹🥹

emotional support nhl fic recs:

mat barzal:

to all the girls you loved before 2. 3. by: @youunravelme

Five Times Everyone Knew Mat Loved You & The One Time Mat Realized Himself by @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

caught in the middle by: @hockeywhy

matthew tkachuk:

four times you sat in Matthew’s chair + the one time they called him out by: @extratragic

All For You (4 times you tried to tell Brady you loved him, and the one time Matty did it for you) by: @comphersjost

More Than Morning Sickness by: @hockeylvr59 ​

Whatever Life Throws At You by: @raysofcrosby

on the line by: @tkachuckycheese

making love in hotel rooms by: @hookingminor

consequences by: @midnightsnyx

Patience Is A Virtue by: @spine-buster

Falling From Grace by: @mbarzals

sidney crosby:

call me crosby by: @barzzal

To Sail Beyond The Sunset by: @spine-buster

william nylander:

Ten Day War by: @whockeywhore

The President Wears Prada by: @spine-buster

Told You So by: @puckinghell

morgan rielly:

Alone, Together by: @spine-buster

What Keeps You Up At Night by: @puckinghell

Just Another Girl by: @laurenairay

#i always wanna cry seeing these :’) #i love that my work is still making y’all happy #even though i’ve been on hiatus #love u all sm always

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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

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The Lion King (1994) dir. Roger Allers & Rob Minkoff

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Source

Want more info? Here ya go: 

This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 

ALSO:

Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

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#happy pride

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#hiiii daddyyyy #carlos sainz #f1 #scuderia ferrari

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he said do NOT contact me. 

#charles i hate behavior if you act like anything unfollow me leclerc #/MOOD #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #f1

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#Finally

#🥹 #moon knight spoilers #moon knight #layla el faouly #may calamawy

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Moon Knight (2022) | 1.06 ‘Gods and Monsters’

#god i started bawling at this scene #i love this i love her i’m so happy with egyptian rep in this show fr #moon knight #moon knight spoilers #layla el faouly #may calamawy

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MAGIC! STOLEN!! SORCERY!!!

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Layla El-Faouly | Moon Knight E03: The Friendly Type

#egyptian palestinian queen #i love u i love u i love u #layla el faouly #may calamawy #moon knight #marvel

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#laughter stable truth

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PEDRO PASCAL Best Of B-Roll | The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

#baby #pedro pascal #the unbearable weight of massive talent

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I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

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okay this reminded me of the strongest human being (I use that label with some reservation) I have ever met and I still think about him like once a week because about 4 years ago on Thanksgiving night my sister, cousin, and I were going to pick up a friend about a 40 minute drive from home, and I got lost and tried to turn around on a little gravel pull-off on the side of the road, but my front tires got stuck in the snow.

we were in the middle of nowhere with no cell reception, and the only sign of life was a single, completely dark house across the road from us.

We all did our best to push the car out, and we’re strong people, but we couldn’t make it budge. Cold and stuck, we climbed back and wondered what to do. A car full of men pulled over beside us and asked if we needed help, but getting out of our locked car on a backroad at night with strange men felt like a bad idea, so we said a tow was coming and waved them along. We did that twice before finally deciding our only option was to accept the next offer for help and just risk it,

when a man came out of the house across the street.

He’d clearly been watching us and figured out why we’d been lying to people, which really surprised me & he said “it’s okay, you can stay in your car and keep the doors locked. Just start backing up when I say so.”

I had the window cracked and told him “it’s too stuck. There’s no way we’re getting out. Could you call a tow?”

And he said “just back up when I say so.”

So he walked around the front of the car, squatted, and said “okay back up,”

and I did, and

he lifted

the front of the car Into The Air. Off its front wheels, and we backed up while he essentially wheel-barrowed us back onto the road.

And we were honest to god yelling. We couldn’t help it. We just yelled until all four wheels were back on the ground and he was waving us off while we thanked him.

And then I looked at my sister and cousin & said “he REALLY told us we can KEEP our doors locked as if THAT WOULD’VE FUCKING STOPPED HIM!!!! As if he couldn’t have just RIPPED EM OFF THE HINGES.”

I later looked up the weight of my car, and it’s 3200 pounds without anything or anyone in it.

This haunts me.

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The main thing I get from Dylan Hollis cooking old recipes is this:

Recipes from the 1910s and the Great Depression are great, and I suspect it’s because they were made by someone with limited resources. But they found a way to make something good, maybe even something fantastic with those limited resources, and they wanted to write it down and share with their friends so that they could also make something out of saltines and potatoes. Recipes from the 1910s and the Great Depression are written down and shared in love.

The recipes you should fear come from the 1950s and 1960s, which I’m pretty sure are written down and shared as a form of McCarthyism.

#dylan hollis is my favorite person on tiktok ngl