coleblackblood

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Shiro wanna go home... (っ- ‸ - ς)

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A supervillain's true weakness: ADHD/ADD.

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

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Just saw a post about dolls and how kids play with them, and I remembered that my grandpa, who had real bad alzhiemer's, would buy me and my sisters the same dolls from the dollar store every Friday. It had became a routine for him, and he forgot that he'd already gotten us those toys

So that led to us having a shitton of super cheap barbie knock offs, and my parents could only sneakily return so many

We also had a shitty row boat, because my dad has really bad adhd and no impulse control. He also had no idea how to keep a boat, which meant it immediately filled up nearly to the brim with rain water as it sat next to our driveway for seasons unused

So what's a kid to do with dozens of unwanted barbies and what is basically an above ground pond at this point? I'll tell you

What you do is take those dolls and stick them in the boat very carefully. Then you watch as the seasons change, the temperature gets colder, and the water in the boat freezes as winter takes hold.

You never really forget bringing your mom out to the boat in the dead of winter to show off the homemade river Styx her children have crafted in the backyard, a dozen cheaply made plastic monstrosities carefully positioned to reach up to the surface in a frozen agony

Those dolls stayed in their frozen hell until we finally found someone who would buy the boat, like two years later.

Unfortunately, I cannot remember what the guy's reaction was when he actually came to see it and witnessed the art installation inside

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*looks up at you with the biggest wettest eyes and asks you very nicey if I can please please please please please bite the shit out of your hands and fingers

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more than once????? lol?????

#was I the only one who saw “gender disappointment” and was expecting another “hun that's called dysphoria” style post? #like I was expecting another case of middle aged parents discovering their gender identity and learning what it means to be happy #not this shit

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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

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#I love these two lol #funny

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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

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Instagram : krewkutz

This made me feel really happy ❤️

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How fucking annoying is it when you feel so restless with creative energy but you can’t decide what to do with it and when you finally try to create something it comes out shit so you just give up and sit there being all creatively annoyed and jittery.

#needed this reminder #helpful

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How could you not want to be that person whose comment makes an author want to keep writing the story?

Whose comment single-handedly picks up and turns around a writer's day when they read it?

Whose comment makes hours and hours and days and days of effort feel like it was worth sharing??

How could you not want to share a little keyboard smash of delight, or a 'liking again because i can only like it once' comment, or a 'so happy this story is back' comment???

Trust me, dear readers, your efforts mean so much to writers. More than you could possibly know, unless you're a writer yourself.

#this #all of this #truth #writing

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You should never create anything with a wide audience in mind. The so-called "general audience" doesn't exist; it's a fiction made up by advertising executives. Most of the time, great art and literature is made with the intention of pleasing no more than 4 or 5 specific perverts of the author's acquaintance

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The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.

#religion #judaism #divorce that woman #as far as im concerned - this is akin to feeding someone soemthing they're allergic/intolerant to “just to show they'll be fine” #its wrong and fucked up

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#castleaudios #glenwood #They would lmfao

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if i try and bend that far, i’ll break.

fiddler on the roof (1971) // dir. norman jewison

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