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this is me writing smut if u care

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Happy birthday Queen

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hi what characters do you write for from hellboy? :)

Honestly it started as just Hellboy but I love all the characters and will write for all basically. I'm trying to get back into writing, so for a list its

Hellboy

Liz sherman

Abe sapien

Johann Kraus

(I haven't written for Ben bc in the early hellboy movies he wasn't mentioned and I haven't really made it to him in the comics) maybe one I will idk

Love you,

Byeeeeeee

#lil honk

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May I please have some head canons with Liz,Abe and Kraus on signs that they got some mega feels for an S/O? I wonder if they treat them differently and such uwu 💕

My life has changed again ever since I last posted lmao, that's for another post. enjoy the symbolism gifs bc its too hard to find gifs of these three

Liz (movie version) 

She's a mess, she's sure that the feelings are one sided. But a piece of her is still burning bright to believe that there's a chance you like her back. 

She hides from you and becomes a bit of a stalker, not in a weird way. Like photos on the wall, she boy does she daydream.

She gets help from Professor Broom in how to go about confessing her feelings. Too embarrassed to go to Hellboy since they had a past relationship. (I can't erase what they had) 

She writes letters to you, they always have a crisp edge to them. But it's the one letter that's basically ash that you can tell meant the most from her. Her confession of admiration to you. 

When you do accept it, she has to take a cold shower because she's so overjoyed. 

But then she's terrified, what if she hurts you? Or even worse? It's the last thing she wants but the first thing on her mind. But your comforting words help her immensely. She's never felt so safe. 

Abe (movie version)

Him and Liz are big writers to be honest, so he's writing sonnets and poems inspired by his admiration and love for you. But he goes out of his way to be with you. 

Checks on you daily, make sure you're eating and well rested especially before a mission. 

Abe loves just being with you, albeit even if you can hear how fast his heart is racing. Especially when you lean closer to hear the story he's reading. Or the retelling of a mission with hellboy. 

He brings you gifts from the missions that take him far off, whatever he knows you like. He brings you. And by the fifth gift, you start to get the hint. There may be more than friendship behind the gifts. 

But still, he's scared of ruining this friendship.

So it's you that steps up and he's shocked when you said you know he likes you. 

'Was it really that obvious?' My brother in Christ, you made a scrapbook. 

But he's giddy, he does the same as he did before the start of the relationship. But now, he can't stop saying 'I love you'

Kraus (can be movie or comic)

He's never had such a bad stutter before until he realized his love for you. 

How can someone ever love a gas bag like him? He's constantly belittling himself even though he seems to be a confident being. He's far from it. 

He's afraid, but he wants it. Craves being with you. 

Being with you, just standing in the same room. Both takes his breath away and makes him so happy. 

He doesn't stop talking about you, like oh my god bro we get it. You like (Y/N) shut the hell up. 

But when told to make a move on you, he steps back a million times. Saying no one could be with him. He's arrogant, he's selfish. He's insecure. He's. 

It's only when you tell him how much you enjoy being with him. Does it click for him. 

It's real, you do like him. He is loved. And he loves you. 

He buys you so many gifts oh my god. 

#rewatching the fnaf movie and mike got me twirling my hair and giggling n shit god save my soul literally regressing into my fnaf phase #im not attracted to william afton but its MATTHEW LILLARD COME ON Y'ALL #hellboy imagines #hellboy and the bprd #hellboy 2004 #hellboy comics #liz sherman x reader #johann kraus x reader #abe sapian x reader

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Watching Dawn of the Dead (2004) again. Forgot how much I loved this character

#hes such a piece of shit i love him <3 #dawn of the dead

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Funny and fluff ask. Leonardo tmnt scenario. Leo is always usually stressed. So how about he walks in on his s/o with a Jacuzzi in her living room and a smoothie and her floating on the water and cucumbers on her eyes and she is like “I’m destressing. Come sit with me”? (S/o is actually stressed out about something. They’ve already sorted it out but they need to calm down so hence the random event. Might as well invite Leo in).

Lmao I love this.

✨️Spa Day✨️

Before you invited Leo over, you did quickly look up if turtles will live in hot water. You learned they shouldn't be in waters over 78 degrees. But them you reminded yourself that, Leo is not a regular turtle.

He is infact a mutant ninja turtle. So you text him to join you, and at first he hesites but shrugs. Eh why not.

He's got a spare key, but can't exactly just use the elevator. So he goes through your window, thank God you have an alley window.

"Oh wow that's nice." Leo says and looks over everything you've put together. The TV is playing a soothing spa music Playlist. Fake candles are lit. And the blender is dirty but hey smoothies on a table next to said Jacuzzi. Leo takes note to wash the blender later.

"So, what uh..inspired this spa day?" Leo asks and you shrug from the jacuzzi, taking a cucumber slice you eat one slice.

"Long fuckin story, but I'm over it. I'm destressing. Come on join me big guy." You wave him over and he smiles, nodding. Leo joins the jacuzzi. Groaning at the hot water relaxing his water. You hand him some cucumber slices and he does eat them.

"No- Leo. On your eyes. See?" You say and place the slices over your closed eyes. Leo purses his lips but shrugs. He's seen this on TV so its not that werid. Laying the slices on his eyes, he relaxes back.

He can't lie and say this isn't the most relaxed he's ever been. This is definitely something he will never share with his brothers. Knowing they'll ruin the relaxation.

He sips his smoothie with a smile.

#tmnt #tmnt leo #leonardo x reader #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo x reader #tmnt imagines #tmnt x reader

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“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

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Hi! I love your writing! I was wondering if I could request some headcanons for when Hellboy is crushing hard on someone but is too nervous to say anything? Thank you!

Thank you for requesting! I imagine he's bad at hiding it. Short but sweet one!

(No hellboy gifs were loading so cat)

When Hellboy has a crush it's hard to hide it, literally he has love letters crumbled in his bedroom. Home videos he's taken of you and him on missions, claiming he just has them on for background noise. Like 30 cats isn't enough. 

He gets you gifts, very much a gift giver. Flowers, random things he found that reminded him of you. A book you've been thinking of getting. Anything that he thinks you like, he's got it for you. 

Though he'll never admit it's out of love, just what 'friends' do. Sure Hellboy, sure. 

His actions during missions are hard to hide too, protecting you from monsters and rude agents. Anything that could harm you in any way is already taken care of. Though it's totally not because he likes you. Just his job. 

You probably find out about his crush from a tossed out love letter, or maybe Abe spills the beans. He's not very good at secrets anyways. 

#hellboy #hellboy x reader #hellboy and the bprd #dark horse comics #hellboy 2004

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Actually your reqs are still open so could I perhaps ask you to expand on the comic abe pegging headcanons lmao sorry I'm thirsty

I'm assuming that the other anon about pegging Abe was you, but I will correct you. About correcting me.

My requests are not open, says it right there in my bio. Just bc my inbox is doesn't mean my requests are.

I leave my inbox open so people can just talk, I know when my last request was before I closed them. So ya because I'm still extremely busy with work, I'm still declining requests. I'm writing on my freewill and time remember that folks.

#tho dw ill try to get about ur request bc you sent it before i closed the inbox #i hate it when people correct me about shit ik like bro this is my house #lil honk

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Hey man just wanted to say I love you hellboy stuff and totally didn't just bindge read most of it. Cheers mate

I always forget that I have actually written a lot for Hellboy and Co, but thanks hun!

#lil honk

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Howdy,this maybe a strange ask but could you do Hellboy and Abe with a reader who is basically a cryptid. Like they only come out at night,not many people are sure they are actually real,have glowing eyes for some unknown reason and they collect skulls because why not. (Also I love your stuff keep up the good work queen)

That's right, I'm alive. It's been….a year? That relationship I restarted? ended, I dropped out of college also. So rn I'm just here and need to get some creativity out.

Thx u for requesting, sorry for the long wait to everybody.

Abe and Hellboy adore you bc they love freaks of nature. Abe doesn't have an actual sleep schedule since he isn't normally sent out on missions so he sleeps when he is tired which isn't often.

Hellboy always imagines you like a pet of sorts for some reason, not in a weird way but in a way of you're my lil squishy.

Hellboy also has a bad sleep schedule so you and him always end up meeting in the lunchroom at 3 am for snacks.

On missions Hellboy will literally seek out skulls for you, he knows seeing you is lucky so he just puts it at your door and hopes you see it before the cleaners do.

They are avid (Y/N) is real believers, other agents try to play you off as some ghost but they will pull out boards of evidence that you exist.

"Maybe (Y/N) is some kind of animal hybrid bc of their eyes?" "Or maybe a robot." "Could you two please stop saying I'm a dog." Cue screaming.

#hellboy #hellboy x reader #hellboy and the bprd #dark horse comics #hellboy 2004 #abe sapian imagines #hellboy x reader x abe #abe sapien #abe sapian x reader

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S/O has horrible insomnia (falls asleep at 4-6 am), has dark circles under her eyes, and is sleepy by day. A funny scenario with Hellboy and Abe trying to find a medicine for her to fall asleep and have a good dream. (PS: I love your writings and have you a good day;)).

I am alive, and here to feed the Hellboy fans.

“Little bit of this, a little bit of that.”

You watched Hellboy toss the crushed melatonin into the camomile tea, his face focused with the measurements.

“Now for the final ingredient.” Hellboy turns to a small box, opening it up he puts a glove on his smaller hand and takes out a bright blue dust. It shimmers in the light. Looking towards you and Abe who both sit at your respectful chairs in the small lab. You rub your face, trying to calm your nerves. Hoping and praying that this not very safe potion could help your insomnia for good.

“I know melatonin and camomile tea aids humans to sleep but I’m more worried about how this new ingredient will affect (Y/N)’s body. It’s never been tested before on humans.” Abe points out, not helping your nerves.

“Come on, Abe. Stardust never killed anybody.”

“That we know of.” Abe corrected his red friend. Hellboy shook the vile and the shimmer grew colder in his hand.

“If you’re so worried then how about I do a little test run instead? That make ya feel any better?” you quickly shook your head at Hellboy’s words,

“No way, your body is completely different than mine and I’d rather not find out demons are allergic to stardust the hard way.”

“We could say the same for you, (Y/N).” Abe crosses his arms and you scoff.

“Listen I appreciate everything you guys have already done for me, the lullabies and sleepovers. And for staying up with me all night. But I need this to end, I can’t function like this much longer or else the BDRP will be forced to fire me for sleeping during meetings and missions.” The two inhumans look at each other and agree to put this new concoction to the test.

“Alright, fine. But if you feel at any point uneasy, let us know and we will get your stomach pumped.” Hellboy says as he pours half the vial of stardust into the mug. Swirling it with a metal spoon, Hellboy lifts it. He sighs as he sees the spoon is still intact,

“Very funny.” you muttered and looked over Hellboys shoulder, the demon gently raised the cup and handed it to you.

“Well, just in case. Good Night.” the two smiled at you as you smiled back, taking a sip. You were delighted to find that the taste was warm, you expected a fizzle like a soda. But it slid down your throat like water. Though the taste was as creamy and sweet as Hellboy’s fresh coffee .

The two men starred you down as you drank the last drop of the stardust tea.

“How was it?” Abe asked,

“Really sweet, but not unbearably sweet. Smelled great too.” You commented, Hellboy studied your face and quickly noticed your dark circles clearing up. The tired lines on your face smoothed out,

“Seems to be a great facial cleaner too.”

“Really?” You asked and quickly reached for your phone, pulling it out you were shocked to find no more dark circles.

“No way!” You smiled and was quickly interrupted with a yawn.

“That's a good sign, what else do you feel?” Abe quickly turns from his seat to a piece of paper, writing it down to report back. You looked at Abe and slowly blinked with a tired smile.

“Like i'm ready for bed.” Hellboy loudly cheered but shrunken down when you yawned again, his smile was soft.

“Come on, ya lil koala. Lets get you to bed.”

#hellboy x reader #hellboy and the bprd #hellboy 2004 #hellboy comics #hellboy #dark horse comics

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Hi! Wanted to ask if you still write for Onward (Barley x -Reader). And when would your request open again 🥰🍄

I do still write for that saint! But my requests are closed bc as of rn life has got me tethering every week so I just haven't been able to write lately but when I get the inspiration I'll hopefully answer all the requests I have (like 18 I think idk I can't count)

#lil honk

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Y-you alive??

Whose askin

#yes im alive- ive just been so busy with work school and restarted a relationship which btw going great #god i wanna write again i havent even been able to draw that much so who knows maybe this will restart my passion #doubt it but fun to think about #lil honk

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hey bestie!! do you have any inkling as to when you would possibly be updating your lester story?? i’m absolutely in love with your work and writing style!!

Bestie- bestie don't lie bestieeeee.

Ahhh! I honestly stopped writing because there wasn't a big interest in it but to know that you like it! Thank you!!

I'll definitely try to continue the story and hell if you have any ideas on what I could add, tell me! Xoxo!!!! ❤❤❤

#lil honk #anonymous

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chain restaurants don't know how to make sweet tea without a bad aftertaste.

this is at you McDonalds.

#im literally falling asleep rn in history #my classmate i have to work with isn't here bro come on we gotta look up steve jobs #lil honk

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The Witch & The Hick, Chp.6

NSFW warning, Lester jerks off lol.

Vultures pecked at a deer carcass, Elizabeth hums. Looking at the hungry birds as they scavenge in the bloating stomach. She turns to Lester, 

"Hey, you forgot about that deer. Vultures are getting at it." She says to Lester who sighs, the man stands in the kitchen eating some oatmeal. 

"Ah I'll let em be, meats gone bad by now." He notices her staring out the window still, her black shawl loose as she sits on her knees. Staring out the window, his eyes follow down her arched back and he wipes his mouth. 

He should be used to her exposed skin, the hot Louisiana sun makes her lose clothing with every raised number. But he's still not used to having another person, especially a woman, so close to him. 

She moves closer to him, a smile on her face. Her lips move but Lester can't hear a thing, her hand moves closer to him. She grabs the knife from his holster, pulling it out. She smiles and Lester is snapped from his trance when he lets out a small whimper. 

"I said can I borrow your knife? I wanna get that deer skull before the vultures ruin it." Lester leans against the counter and nods quickly, 

"Thanks hun," she pats his cheek and turns, his hazy eyes follow her until she leaves the trailer. Jonesy and Mac look at the man and leave him to follow the girl outside. 

His hands shake as he puts the bowl on the counter and he groans into his fist, has it been that long? That a simple grab of his knife worked him up? Yes it has, he'd hate to admit it. But almost every night he touches himself to the thought of her, 

Her exposed skin, her long hair hiding her chest when her shirt slips down. She reminds him of a fairy when she sits in the sun, 

Lester quickly makes his way to his bedroom, 

A messy room, covered with bones and blankets. A few magazines were stuck under his bed and he was tempted to grab them and quickly get off. But the sunlight coming through the curtain made him look. 

Elizabeth sits next to the deer carcass, vultures hopping around her hoping to steal the rest of the body. 

The bowie knife in her hand as she cuts through the deer's neck, Lester watches through the crack of the curtains, her small hands holding so tightly on the skin. Pulling it off of the deer, she pushes her hair behind her ear. Lester looks over her body and groans to himself as she leans over, full view of her cleavage. 

His hand unconsciously palms at his jeans, and when Elizabeth cracks the jaw from the skull he moans. His other hand holds onto the window frame, he can't look away. Quickly he unbuttons his pants and pushes them down, with a moan he touches himself through his boxers. 

"God, so good." He mumbles, his eyes still on her chest. He can only imagine what the rest looks like. 

Elizabeth used the bowie knife to pull the meat away from the deer, throwing it at the birds who fight over the pieces of flesh. Her hand gently wipes the blade clean of any meat and Lester moans again, that's his knife. 

His knife, he's used and held. Would she be that gentle with his cock? Lester wonders as he tugs his cock out, 

Seething at the air he instantly jerks himself, 

"So good," he rubs the precum down, his other hand now holding the curtain tightly. He can only imagine her hands on him, 

Her hands are so small compared to his, so clean. He moans again at the thought of her touching his dirty cock, cleaning it with her mouth. He jerks faster and moans again, 

He moans compliments to her as if she'd hear it, 

"Purdy tits n' ass, God fuck so good." He pants loudly, 

"Ruin ya, wanna ruin ya. Fuck ya," he thrusts into his own pace, his vision of the girl outside getting blurry through ecstasy eyes. 

He feels his cock twitch and suddenly he cums all over his hand and the floor, a groan escapes and he pants. 

A wave of shame washes over him suddenly and he looks back outside. Only to not see the girl, footsteps approach him and Lester quickly pushes his cock back in his pants. 

Quickly he rushes to his bedroom door and leans against it, right as Elizabeth was to open it. 

She knocks, 

"Hey Lester, you in there?" She asks and Lester bites his lip. 

"Yea, I am. Uh, what's up?" He adjusts himself and buttons his pants, 

"I just wanted to ask if you have any acetone, I wanna bleach the deer skull." She asks and Lester smiles to himself, 

"Yeah there's some under the sink in the bathroom." 

"Thanks Lester," she says and Lester doesn't hear her leave. 

"Hey..you okay?" She continues and Lester already feels his cock rise again, 

"I'm alright darlin, just tired." He lied and Elizabeth hums, 

"Well, if you need anything just ask me I'll be outside." She says and he hears her footsteps fade. 

"Shit." He groans to himself as he palms his cock again. 

#house of wax #house of wax 2005 #lester sinclair #lester sinclair x reader #self insert #canon x oc #my writing #oc x canon #self ship #nsfw