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GDHDHDH HOW COULD YOU DO ME LIKE THATT🖐🏻😭

But tbh yes me too 💀💀

hi lol *pees aggressively*

🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️

#Team Dom #aodra vs dom

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I won't take anything back if anything-

hi lol *pees again*😚😚

hi lol *pees aggressively*

🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️

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Model

Request - Yes (No)

Type - Headcanon

Content warning - Crack, that’s it that’s the warning

A/n - Just some HCs Sushia and I came up with months ago—-

- Dabi doesn’t have a job or hobby outside the LoV

- He can’t, he’s a wanted man and not in the way he wished he was—

- ✨A mission that was an absolute success won the LoV all the money they could ever want!1!!✨

- Just kidding LMFAO

- It failed horribly and the LoV lost almost all of the money they had been loaned🖐️🤡

- That means less alcohol for Dabi and more Shigi being a whiny lil h03

- And he can’t have that nOPE—

- He needs a job🤢

- He thinks for a few minutes then jumps out of his chair

- “Dabi? Where you goin’??”

- “None of your damn business, Fangs”

- “But you shouldn’t leave what if you get caught--”

- “See ya, yan-chan!~”

- He gets in his (it’s not his) car with the All Might bobble head👁️👁️✨

- He’s driving past the speed limit (it's not like he’s gonna hit anybody—)

- He pulls into a parking stop, staying in the lines perfectly

- He may be a murderer but he isn’t a monster🖐️🙄

- “Let me model and pay me or I'll kill everyone in this room in a minute!!”

- Everyone screams and the lobby of the modeling company goes into absolute chaos

- “You're all loud shut the fuck up”

- Everyone shuts up and watches as he walks up to the receptionist👁️👄👁️

- “Get the manager out here in 1 minute. If he isn’t here when the time is up she’s dead, Got it?”

- He’s pointing at a random woman, who begins to quietly sob😶 but we don’t talk about thAT—

- The manager steps out of the elevator shaking in his stupid designer boots exactly 54 seconds later🖐️💀✨

- “I want a modeling job. I have to be shirtless or else someone dies m’kay? Oh, and if the cops show up you’re all dead!” He sounds like an actual Karen I’M—

- The manager agrees obviously and so they set up a shoot-room😌✨

- “Oh and you also have to use the pictures in ads and crap”👁️👁️

- Everyone is just setting up cameras as Dabi walks around looking at everything

- “Uh?? The fuck is that??” He says pointing at a sheet of green see-through plastic👀💧

- “I-It’s for different l-lighting colors-- w-we usually use p-purple sheets with it—” squeaks out an employee and he nods with a small “oh okay” leaving his mouth🥺💞✨

- She’s confused, , , he was just being so scary❓❓❓ why does he remind her of a little kid right now❓❓❓

- He continues to point at things and ask for their purpose replying with nods and hums of acknowledgment🥺✨

- When the photo shoot starts some helpers get flustered because shirtless Dabi is ✨beautiful✨

- N E WAYZ👁️👁️

- He’s so pretty???

- He’s an excellent model and the manager is kind of sad that they won’t get any more pics of him👊😔💔

- sO what does any responsible manager do in this situation? He asks him to leave before the cops are called

- I’m mf kidding➖

- He asks for Dabi to come back the next week for another photo shoot as long as he doesn’t hurt anyone😼✨

- “M’kay they were empty threats anyways” and he shrugs

- LMFAO HE REALLY GAVE EVERYONE HEART ATTACKS ONLY TO SAY “haha jk jk” SGSHSJHSJHK

- He goes back the next week and then the next👀👀

- He literally becomes best friends with everyone KJSHSJKH

- Ofc they edit his scars out of the photos or the whole company would go out of business🖐️💀

- They swear up, down, left, and right that their newest model isn’t a whole murderer LMFAO

- TLDR; Dabi works at a modeling company and is most definitely the best model they have

Taglist:

@boosyboo9206 @bnha-kitten @sushia​ @herladyfangirl​ @domhoni​ @denkisbreaddealer​  @marie-abella​ @panbaigel @himbokutokou @iloveeraserheadbuthelovesmic

#mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha dabi #bnha dabi #dabi #todoroki touya #touya todoroki #dabi headcanons #toga himiko #himiko toga #bnha toga #mha toga #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #anime #anime headcanons

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YOU TOO HUG WIZARD👊😾

🖐️😭💞✨

Hello friendo, i am the hug wizard, would you like a hug? Denkisbreaddealer sent me and they love you very much

JSHDJDHD AW BABE YOURE SO CUTE🖐️😭💞✨

I would very much like a hug 😼✨

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Hello friendo, i am the hug wizard, would you like a hug? Denkisbreaddealer sent me and they love you very much

JSHDJDHD AW BABE YOURE SO CUTE🖐️😭💞✨

I would very much like a hug 😼✨

#this is adorable bby🖐️😭💞✨ #ILY 🖐️😭💞✨

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(Anonymously) tell me what character I have the same energy as

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Awh look I came off anon 😗✌️

I was the “yo:)” anon zusgzvsg

I won’t leave a love confession because if I’ve read it all correctly you’re kae’s✨

AnywayZ

You don't have to send me a love confession Em💞✨ I already know you love me😼💞✨

I sound confident eW

#imagine sounding confident even tho youre just gay for your friends 🖐️💀✨ #But im the gayest for Kae LMFAOJSHSJ

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I definitely got it from the people in the mca gc NSBJXBXNXBX

ppl be sending love confessions so um— i love you ✨ platonically ✨

So this is what it's like to have selective reading 🤡💞✨

IM KIDDING ILYP TOO SUSHIA SHSGSHSGS🥺💞✨

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ppl be sending love confessions so um— i love you ✨ platonically ✨

So this is what it's like to have selective reading 🤡💞✨

IM KIDDING ILYP TOO SUSHIA SHSGSHSGS🥺💞✨

#bro everyone should send me a love confession rn🖐️💀✨ #JSHSJGDJSJHDHD SUSHIA ILYP I SWEAR—

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I love you 😳🥺

is this the same anon that said yo🖐️😭

or r u the anon that said they loved me KDHJDHDJDH well they didn't use Emojis so that probably ain't you ndhdbdvdhgdhx

#EM PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS YOU JSHSHSDH #OR KAE PLEASE BE KA

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Yo :)

Yo👁️👄👁️✨

#r u a stranger— #strANGER DANGER SBSNHSHSHSH #pls tell me you're from the OC chat🖐️😭

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Hi! I love you :)

OOP— WHY IS THIS LOW-KEY INTIMIDATING????

whomst r u👁️👁️💧

if this ain't Kae or Yuki I'm sorry but it's a no❤️ from me👊😔💔

#ɪᴍ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴀɢᴇ sᴛᴇᴘ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴘʟᴢ JDHDJDHDJDHDD #IM NOT USED TO AFFECTION FROM PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IN THE DTCW GC KSJDJDKDHSJ #i feel like I'm being rude im sORRY 🖐️😭

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I do be having 69 followers doe—

LITERALLY NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO FOLLOW ME NOW SORRY BUT THOSE ARE THE RULES🖐️💀✨

#istg of i get another follower immediately after this imma cry KHDKDVDJDVZ #ALSO NEW POST COMING TOMORROW WOO #sorry for leaving y'all hanging for like— 7 months???— #KSJKDDJJDJDJD

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@plus-ultra-writings

TAKE THIS AHGHSK- 😳

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Hey Marshall 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 it’s me Eli , I couldn’t work out how to do this using my blog .. so I switched to anon , just wanted to say ily 💞 and I’m here for you bby 💞🥺

It's okay Eli, as long as you're with me, Bella and Thea breaking my heart doesn't matter 🥺👉👈 Ily sweetheart 💞✨

#dtcw gc #dtcw #🤡💅✨ #We really out here in a whole ass anime I swEAR🥵🥵

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She broke my heart wow🥴💔

@plus-ultra-writings

TAKE THIS AHGHSK- 😳

#simp #LoC #dtcw #dtcw gc #the clownery is real #🤡💅✨ #Bella really just uninvited me from my sisters wedding iM🥴💔

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Thank you princess 💞✨

@plus-ultra-writings

TAKE THIS AHGHSK- 😳

#simp #LoC #dtcw #dtcw gc #the clownery is real #Bella is a real Marshall simp and it shows #🤡💅✨