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closetphannie · 6 years

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2018 has been so good to us already

#dead blog? dead blog #dan #phil

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closetphannie · 7 years

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never ever mentioning dnp by name and never telling people irl you like them is a closeted phannie mood

#my branding

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closetphannie · 7 years

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Oli Sykes - Would You Rather?

#this is... peak twink #dan #q

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closetphannie · 7 years

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play along at home!

#dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #spooky week #dan and phil #hhhhh they posted the video just as i finished this imgonna kick their conjoined asses #daniel howell #halloween

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closetphannie · 7 years

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halloween baking predictions

- feeding each other

- someone sticks their finger in the other’s mouth

- phil says something that could be construed as sexual and dan stares at the camera in exasperation except he’s blatantly trying not to laugh

- minor physical violence with either a cooking utensil or a decoration

- dan pretends to have an orgasm while tasting the food

- phil gets flour on his pants regardless of whether or not flour was used in the recipe

feel free to add your own!

#dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #spooky week #i might make uhhhhhhhh bingo card lol

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closetphannie · 7 years

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louise was gonna name her kid daniel :') the most wholesome interaction recorded on youtube tbh

#louise pentland #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #sprinkleofglitter

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closetphannie · 7 years

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i’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet

Dan had wished for someone peaceful because he was absolutely not peaceful. His mind never felt peaceful; it was a constant tempest of angst and worries and existential crises. He’d said bright clothes because he always wore black. Kind because he wasn’t always kind, he could be sarcastic and rude, on a bad day. Patient because, to love him, they would have to patient. You needed a lot of patience to deal with him, he could be realistic about that.

It was, in reality, a person who (if they met) would not love Dan at all. A person that Dan could safely be in complete love with from afar, which was the whole point

When he was eleven Dan wished for Phil to help with a family curse that there’s no hope of breaking. Fifteen years later he’s stationed in coastal Wales, working the late shift in a supermarket while secretly protecting a whole village from various supernatural beings. Everything is going fine(ish) until Phil, impossibly, shows up.

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My PBB fic is finally here! Thanks to @writing-to-music for being a lovely beta, @closetphannie for their beautiful art and @cammienray for being so wonderful and supportive!

This fic is for @parentaladvisorybullshitcontent who listened to me worry from the very beginning and without whom it probably wouldn’t even exist <3

#ps heres the official fic post if u werent already convinced

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closetphannie · 7 years

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my art for @leblonde‘s extremely good fic [I’m Half Doomed and You’re Semi-Sweet]

(seriously go read it the pacing is just right, the story is compelling and the characterization is spot on)

closeup below the cut :0

#phandom big bang #pbb5 #phanart #phan art #my art

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closetphannie · 7 years

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i was putting off watching dans video bc sometimes he jokes abt stuff in a way that i'm like ... alright .. but honestly i watched it and started crying halfway through i love dan so much and i rly appreciate how he made this video

#i've been having a terrible time lately n i dunno i'm just rly glad he made it

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closetphannie · 7 years

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imhreo (in my honest repressed emo opinion) the bondage pants looked good on phil

#amazingphil #phil lester #kshjsjdjs i had to minimize the screen n turn away for like 90% of the vid i love cringe compilations

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closetphannie · 7 years

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