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Harry, as the Head Auror, needs to be up to date about muggle technology influencing the wizarding world. Thankfully his son was there to help him.

#hp #fanart

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France under German occupation, 1940-1944.

#made me think of the live chickens my great great grandmother apprently managed to smuggle #to my great grandmother over la ligne de démarcation #the chickens went through unnoticed somehow and arrived alive

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Personal favourites:

11. Évadé fiscal, Lucius Malefoy aurait installé toute sa famille dans un chalet suisse.

19. Les élèves de Poudlard organiseraient un blocus pour lutter contre les réformes de Dolores Ombrage.

20. Et les profs seraient en grève.

21. Personne ne trouverait ça choquant que Hermione lance une société de protection pour les elfes de maison.

23. Durant leur dernière année à l’école, les élèves devraient tous suivre le cours intitulé «Magie et Philosophie».

24. Parmi leurs sujets de dissertation, on trouverait:

Durée, conscience et Retourneur de Temps.

Apprendre à mourir dans un monde où la magie existe.

L’inégalité naturelle entre moldus et sorciers peut-elle être juste?

Celui-dont-on-ne-doit-pas-prononcer-le-nom et les origines du mal.

27. Albus Dumbledore serait un ancien Maoiste.

31. La Marque des Ténèbres réapparaîtrait pour la première fois lors d’un feu d’artifices du 14 juillet. 

34. Rufus Scrimgeour aurait été surpris par la Gazette du Sorcier en train de quitter le domicile de sa maîtresse sur son Nimbus 2000.

#hp #upthebaguette #lmao

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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#star wars

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On cold days, I'm reminded of the luxury of modernity. What a wonderful thing to have 40 gallons of scalding hot water stored up in the basement, delivered to my shower at a moment's notice. How lovely to preheat my bed with the heated blanket sandwiched between sheet and comforter, ready to keep me from catching a chill when I lie down. Just decadent and so nice to be able to make my environment more gentle toward my body.

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

#lotr

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Tell me you haven't read the Dune saga without telling me you haven't read the Dune saga.

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京都 貴船 / Kibune, Kyoto

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The Soviets kicked our ass in the space race its so dope "Oh you went to the Moon, yeah thats cool I guess, we got pictures of fucking Venus, you ever been to Venus? No the fuck you did not."

#space

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google maps wrapped 2023

you confused your right and left 523 times

your most traveled-to destination was your own home

you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn

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— Run. I can’t keep up with you. Little birds.

Русский ковчег (2002) RUSSIAN ARK, dir. Alexander Sokurov

#movies

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“Elves and Dragons! I says to him. Cabbages and potatoes are better for me and you.”

#lotr

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maya plisetskaya photographed by yevgeny umnov

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i’ve decided to carry some undying hope with me every day. as a treat

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i would love to do a press conference about why I ate dead frozen people while stranded in a plane crash. i would have the whole audience in a complete uproar by the end like leaning over the podium, yelling at them, pounding my fist, pointing, ranting, "any one of you would do the same you mess of hypocrites! you dogs!" etc