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Is this Kingdom Hearts?

When I catch you in my visual field

#kingdom hearts #disney

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D&D: Adventures of Ariaphi

Ariaphi Wanderwing is a tiefling bard I’m playing for a D&D 5e campaign I’m part of. She’s a bubble gum pink winged tiefling, with white hair, black eyes, and no shadow (because flavor is fun!).

She’s a pacifist, but psychological fuckery is more than okay.

Sad backstory: Ariaphi was born to human parents, who didn’t know what to do with her and were ashamed. They kept her locked in the basement, with only old books and a broken piano for entertainment. This left her claustrophobic and terrified of the dark. She eventually broke out, and had a chance to spread her wings *ba dum tissss*

In her search to see the world she only knew through books, she ran into a new friend: Apache, the gun slinging aarokocra with a penchant for archeology. After some misadventures, they parted ways.

Several weeks later, during a brutal fight on tree traveling ships, Apache sees a familiar pink face. Out of gratitude, and with nowhere left to go, Ariaphi joined this new band of misfits in their quest to end the giants’ corrupt reign over the continent.

#dnd #dnd campaign #d&d #dnd story #bard #dnd bard #tiefling #whoops #magic #snogs #adventure #misadventures #to be continued #nerd ramblings #nerd #dice aesthetic #pretty in pink #ariaphi #time to fuck shit up #support class #vicious mockery

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Read!!!!

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

#cat #cute story #pets #love #adopt a cat

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Seriously tho 😑

#short leg problems #pants #wtf #shopping #fashion

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Spiderman wants to be an Avenger so bad.

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Reblog to save a life

Agent Director Peggy Carter in the 21st century AU where she’s living in Avengers tower and ‘Oh look, Thor’s left his hammer on top of those files I need. Silly bugger.’

Thor and Steve walk into the room as she picks it up, retrieves her stack from the coffee table, nonchalantly places mjolnir back down. “What are you two gaping at!?” Thor shakes Steve’s hand and proceeds to parade her around the tower on his shoulders, loudly declaring her worthiness.

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So You Want To Make a Character..

I’ve got a few generators you can use.

Need some clothes?

Try Here

Here or Here Definitely here Steam punk clothing Char Style preference Dress

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check

Non-Humanoid? Got that too and this and maybe this Need Monsterpeople?  I’ve got you. Maybe you need Cats?

Need some details and shit like that?

Bam

Backgrounds and stuff? yep Personality. you need that shit Need something fandom related? World-building? location? got ya City generator hell yeah make your own god damn laws Oh shit someone died Landscape. CHAR DEVELOP QUESTION GEN Profile Thingy Have some dates Quirks

You thought I was done? Nope. Motha. Fuckin. Names.

So many fuckin names

MOTHERLOAD OF NAMES

Plant Names

Magic Book title

Just search ur ass up some names man

Items. Yeah. You heard me.

Medicine? got it

Items out the ass more items wow

Other shit.

Wow

Yep Plots More writing stuff This site has everything so fucking go for it Need AUs? How the shit did these two meet? Fanfic plots. you bet your ass. (tag me in the shit u write i wanna see what you get) What does it do thing (you come up with a better name for this one. fuckin fight me.

You bet your ass I will continue to update this. If you’ve got something I should add to this hmu. Now, go forth! Make characters and live yo life. UPDATE: Added more shit everywhere.

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Story of my life

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

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I just realized how bad that sounds.. I'm talking about an old scar from a fry basket at McDonald's 😕

How to know you're pale #1

You can’t see any old scars

#accedentally emo #mcdonalds #scars #tan #pale

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tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

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My Fan Theory on Frozen

I think that Anna was born with fire powers, but when the troll unfroze her he said that he "removed all magic and all memories of magic." Since Elsa is older, it would make sense that she got her powers first

#frozen #disney #movie #ice #olaf the snowman #sven the reindeer #elsa #anna #let it go #snow #fan theory

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Odd one out

So my entire family went out to eat at a super fancy restaurant. I had on my batman cutoff, they were dressed nicely. Everyone was ordering steaks and what do I want? Bacon Mac & Cheese. It was damn good haha

#dinner #food #batman #odd one out #family #foodgasm

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I love the smell of cologne, but I'm pretty sure a colon would smell weird

when you walk by a cute guy and you can smell his colon 😍… reblog if you agree

#spellcheck #smelly #learn to spell

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Tumblr and fall out boy

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I’m gonna depress the hell out of all of you. ready? ok go

so, that “stop devaluing feminized work post”

nice idea and all

but the thing is, as soon as a decent number of women enter any field, it becomes “feminized,” and it becomes devalued.

as women enter a field in greater number, people become less willing to pay for it, the respect for it drops, and it’s seen as less of a big deal. it’s not about the job- it’s about the number of women in the job.

observe what happened with biology. it’s STEM, sure, but anyone in a male-dominated science will sneer at the idea of it being ‘for real,’ nevermind that everyone sure took it more seriously when it was a male dominated field. so has happened with scores of other areas; nursing comes to mind

so the thing is, it’s not the work or the job that has to be uplifted and seen as more respectable. it will never work out, until people start seeing women as respectable

but there’s a doozy and who the fuck knows if it’s ever happening in my life time

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I mean, who doesn't know flutes have strings? Obviously

Ah yes, the flute

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