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mariah carey is a shared mass hallucination that only appears from about late october-december prove me wrong

#oh thats right you cant #name one other song of hers #again you cant #i fucking dare you #girl simply does not exist #yes its possible shes just frozen every year but #that wouldnt explain why shes almost never mentioned outside the holiday season #like what the fuck #also like #all i want for christmas #gets stuck in ours heads so easily #thats the government tryna control us or sumn #i swear #fucking hell #mariah carey #>:( #conclusion: #im a dumbass #christmas #dont let the government hide the truth

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what if like. pearl got caught shoplifting once and instead of mr krabs getting mad he was like "aye, Pearl, tryin ter save some money? yer takin after yer old man! i'll give ye some tips so ye won't get caught next time. there should be nothin illegal about wantin to save money!"

#this just popped into my head #sorry if its ooc #i havent watched spongebob in forever #spongebob #mr krabs #pearl krabs

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Here have David on your blog

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im cackling too much rn omg HELP-

#supernatural #spn memes #titanic submarine #jensen ackles

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From a very Christian thriftstore (owned by a church I believe?) In the Netherlands

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i like tumblr. its just so calming. i love it. and then i scroll down and see yaoi

tumblr instant win

#tumblr vs twitter #twitter #twitterpocalypse

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tfw no cock

I keep finding clown related stuff. I think the first one is the most unsettling

#same

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as my first post i'd like to say happy pride month, bitches

#queer pride #pride month #lgbtqia