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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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Bojack Horseman episode where Bojack learns he’s trending on TikTok because he’s a popular choice for the “hear me out” trend. Princess Caroline tries to get Bojack to lean into it, but he’s offended on principle.

Meanwhile Mr Peanutbutter is offended that he isn’t on anyone’s hear me out list, so he and Todd try to figure out how to make him just unattractive enough.

#bojack horseman #hear me out #bojack netflix #hypotheticals #bojack didn’t end too soon #but it could have easily sustained another two seasons #mr peanutbutter #princess caroline #todd chavez #tiktok trend #lol

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when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to btw

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I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

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For reference my last name is Skibbie, and my 58 year old dad just sent this to the family group chat:

#it’s a weird polish name #I’m pretty sure #my father is an agent of chaos #skibidi toilet #funny texts #funny

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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I just had to

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Giving Santa body dysmorphia just to feel something.

#shit post #wtf Neil #happy Christmas #in March #neil degrasse tyson

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Tell me this isn’t the cover of a homoerotic vampire novella.

#the composition??? #the lighting??? #the god damn coffin shaped mirror??? #everything about it so camp #how have I just found this??? #geddy is about to absolutely drain that twink #like Alex already has his legs spread and everything he knows what’s coming #rush #geddy lee #shit post #prog rock #alex lifeson #dirxt #Anne rice could never #this pic walked so that lost boys could run

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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

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I’m starting a petition to get rid of sinus infections.

#or just getting rid of sinuses #whichever comes first #my head hurts #it’s unfair

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this is what i was talking about by the way

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