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okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders

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hey everybody like I mentioned it’s only a problem to me when u publicly post it 😊 unless ur my friend n u show me like a drawing I’d be like “AAAA ITS SO GOOD” I’m not a terrible person for hating self inserts that r public 🙄

GOD ALL SELF SHIPPERS WHO PUBLICLY POST IT DESERVES TO BURN AT THE FUCKING STAKE. I CANNOT ESCAPE THE X FEM!OC LIKE PLEASE O JUST WANT TO READ AND HAVE IT NOT BE SOME PERSON FUCKINF LICKING GOOCH

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GOD ALL SELF SHIPPERS WHO PUBLICLY POST IT DESERVES TO BURN AT THE FUCKING STAKE. I CANNOT ESCAPE THE X FEM!OC LIKE PLEASE O JUST WANT TO READ AND HAVE IT NOT BE SOME PERSON FUCKINF LICKING GOOCH

#love carley

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Rare Dividers !! Reblog so more people can use ^_^

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hiiiiiii can you do Kou, Nene, and Mitsuba (separate) with a fem!s/o who needs help feeding themselves? Like at home one of their older siblings or parents has to help them bring the spoon to their mouth and/or spoon feed em because they're so nervous about eating? I have OCD type ARFID and I'm always really scared of eating to the point I need help feeding myself and comfort from my favorite characters might help lol

yes :) and I’m sorry u have to go through that. I really hope this post can help you like u said it could :).

Btw, i never finished tbhk so I only saw like 8 minutes screentime of mitsuba, so I’m not going to do them if that’s fine :)

requested : yes

hcs, and a little one shot I guess

FEM!READER x Kou

FEM!READER x Nene

disclaimer: I’m not rlly sure how the hell to write this so if I post it like 5 days after ur request I apologize 😭

also I’m a person who writes small books so if I start writing like it’s a book I apologize 💀

NENE and KOU with a fem!s/o who has trouble feeding themselves.

NENE

she only really noticed it the first time she came to ur house, because (let’s just say y’all don’t have the same lunch period)

She can’t see you eat at lunch, she noticed the fact that you were not eating just pretty much staring at your food.

“…? Why aren’t you eating the meal I prepared :(“ said nene.

huh? said you

“you have been staring at it for a while now, do u not like how it smells or something?” Said nene.

No! I do like how it smells it’s just I have troubles with feeding myself, because I get so nervous about it, it’s nothing with ur cooking i promise. Said you

“Oh, do you want me to help you? If that’s what u need.”

a/n honestly u prolly say no and she takes the food and puts it to ur mouth anyways. You eat it tho so 👻

now she knows that most of the time she will definitely find a way to visit u in ur lunch period. If she can’t she will find one of ur or her close friends that she trusts or knows u trust to feed you . She just loves u so much, she even makes ur fav meals just because how much she loves you :)

guys IK it’s cannon that nene can’t cook but it’s wtv

Wait I’m pretty sure it’s kou who can cook LMAO.

KOU

I feel kou would notice it rather quickly like one day he just sat with you while hanako pulled out the bentos that nene prepared for you three and then Hanako finally gave you yours.

13 minutes pass.

you still haven’t touched ur food, why?

huh?

why aren’t u eating

oh, sorry I’m just nervous.

huh?

yeah I just get nervous when it comes to feeding myself.

he doesn’t even need you to say more he just grabs the food and puts it to ur mouth, u eat it with a happy face bc I said so .

kou loves u sm that he js can’t see u pretty much harming urself, bc if ur nervous to eat on ur own how r u gonna eat when nobody’s home? so he’s just always around u during meal times. Just for this :)

#tbhk kou #tbhk #tbhk manga #tbhk x y/n #tbhk x reader #nene yashiro #nene x reader #nene yashiro x reader #kou x reader #x reader #x y/n #toilet bound x reader #toilet bound hanako kun

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genshin males reacting 2 “can you get me a cat”

includes childe, zhongli, thoma, ayato, xiao

enjoy 🤗

DISCLAIMER IF THERES LIKE DUPLICATES OF PEOPLE TUMBLR IS GLITCHCHING BC I PUT EACH ONE OF THEM AND THEY KEPT SWITCHING TO ALL ZHONGLI 😭😭 just tell me if there glitching

also the art of there contact pfps aren’t mine!!

#gemshin impact #tartagalia genshin impact #genshin fanfic #genshin x reader #thoma x you #thoma x reader #genshin impact thoma #genshin thoma #childe genshin impact #childe x reader #genshin childe #childe headcanons #ayato fluff #ayato x you #ayato x y/n #zhongli #zhongli x reader #zhongli genshin impact #xiao x reader #xiao genshin x reader #xiao genshin impact

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enjoy… I took them myself 😪🍷

#childe genshin impact #genshin childe #tartaglia

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Extra Credit Assignment

Write an apology letter to your math teacher for using a degrading term against her character.

Come on. Just because you don’t enjoy math class, it doesn’t provide you the permission to call your teacher a b****. Your teacher is most likely working a career where she isn’t being compensated fairly. Their teaching environment is lax enough to where you can blog during class and copy answers from a friend for a significant test.

Here’s the rubric for the assignment:

Body of the letter is required to be 10-20 sentences in length.

Each grammatical error can earn a penalty of 5 points.

If the letter comes off as a genuine apology, you’ll earn a twenty-five-point grace buffer.

If you deliver the letter to your teacher you’ll earn a fifty-point grace buffer.

Due date for this assignment is set for December 14th, 2022. Please submit to myself in some manner on Tumblr.

(Note: The worth of this extra credit assignment has been adjusted greatly to bring the current grade to your request grade should you earn a full 100% on it.)

To my dearest teacher that is somewhat annoying,

I'd like to apologize for being ignorant and rude for calling you a b**** it was very rude and ignorant, next time I will be more considerate and not be a total jerk. Therefore I will be working my grade up hopefully. I will try my best to not call you things and everything. But also you need to stop getting on my nerves for starting at me for literally asking a whole question. It isn't just my fault for why I called you a b****.

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write me a smut about me x your mom ❤︎︎❤︎︎❤︎︎

at the end of the day it’s not funny is it.

my mom could have broken the bed and smashed a orphan and killed that orphan and the orphan would be dead because ur faggot ass had to smash my mom so hard u broke the fucking floor and murdered a family or not family of orphans considering there orphans. Anways. No I will not be writing a smut with u and my mom considering I already have no smut in my requested thing xx you orphan killer

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hi girlie

can u make me chongyun x xingqiu fluff

❤︎︎

no bc I’m homophobic/joke

yk they got popsicles together and xingqiu read Chongyun a bedtime story and they cuddled 😴😴😴😴🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Hiii!!! So uh i saw your ray hcs and your kurapika and i like really really like them and saw you want requests on the kurapika one and i need stuff to read so uh-

Anyways (hope i'm not rambling too much) could i perhaps request some leorio angst? Like anything you can imagine tbh, i just need angst i think it's so hard to find😭

Or if you don't wanna write for leorio anyone of the hxh main 4 or tpn main 3 is awsome for me :)

Hope you're having an awsome day/morning/night and remember to take care of yourself! <3

I absolutely hate Leorio/j 😭😭😭 but I’ll try !!

and TYSM!! <33

Requested: yes

Warnings : angst (comfort at end) (obv), blood, idk what else would be a warning

ok idrk what else to put 😭

“…it’s my fault”

you were just making something to eat, when you heart sunken into ur stomach.

you were so like confused u didn’t even know what had happened but you just randomly heard a huge thump

it had worried you like really badly.

You ran upstairs to see a blood puddle and then next to it was

Leorio

You immediately call 911 freaking out and you start to like investigate his wounds. While trying to stop the blood)

you noticed it was just a random shot in his shoulder and ear

whoever shot him had horrible aim with a gun.

in the hospital

He wasn’t waking up.

6:02

6:03

6:04

6:05

6:06

6:07

6:08

6:09

6:10

a hour has passed.

two hours

three.

nothing.

you just start to tear up

Claiming its your fault because you weren’t there I mean yes he can protect himself but you . YOU heard noises before he got shot and you didn’t bother to look or anything and he was watching something so he couldn’t hear it.

Four hours pass and you fallen asleep intill u were startled by a man who was trying to inform you that Leorio had woken.

You just stood up and said thanks even tho inside you were so happy to know he’s alive “but..”

he’s in bad condition said the doctor

you knew he wouldn’t be in a good condition but one where he had to stay in the hospital for 6 weeks

You were just so bored in the house alone.

Bored

he’s finally home!

i got bored here sorry but y’all kissed and hugged and shit yeah be happy I’m tired rn so yea

unhappy ending :

he died.

#leorio #leorio x reader #hxh imagines #hxh x reader #hxh x you #gon hxh #hxh 1999 #hxh angst

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Give me any charecter excluding hxh

Fluff!???!??

because I hate you ivie ima give u Sundrop 😱‼️😨‼️😨😨 love you <333

requested : yea

request : anything….

warnings: js a little cut and pretty much that’s it! <3

so this is like s/o and non s/o hcs

S/O

let’s say you cut ur finger on something he gonna go a little worried.

meaning a lot. he would prob be very scared for you and grab a bandaid that has those little cute hello kitty imprints ^^ you would try to tell him ur fine but he doesn’t listen :(

when he hugs you lord.. he doesn’t let go for a while like your suffocating at this point he js loves u sm !!

if the lights ever turned off he would run away in fear right away and tell u to hide right away. He just doesn’t know moon is cool with u considering ur not a child.

NON S/O

whenever u enter the daycare hes so excited he will probably stop the story he’s telling the other kids and will greet you with his little dance and a hug

Ur always his fav visitor

although if u made a mess he would be mad at u and pouty you would have to apologize (he will start to be even more upset if u don’t apologize)

he talks to u a lot like he’s so bubbly!

#sundrop #security breach #security #securitybreach #sundrop x reader #moondrop x reader #sundrop imagines #fnaf sb #fnaf sundrop #fnaf sundrop x reader

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hiya! i love ur writing would you be willing to do kurapika with a very short s/o? just a cute little hc, i hope you’re having a great day and are resting well :)

OKG YES. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 I love this bc I am short

requested: yes

TW: none 😜

warnings : none bbgs no asthetic thing I can’t spele todsg

(Sorry for the wait I totally forgot I got this request )

He would prob tease u once in a while bc he’s mature but also has some childish in him

he would just watch you struggling to grab something and giggle, after like 2 minutes of u struggling he goes and grabs it

He absolutely loves that he has to get pulled down or he goes down himself to give u a kiss

Loves resting his arms or head on ur head or shoulders

Just loves the fact he’s taller then u in general

(Considering he’s 5,7)

idk what else to add so bye!!!

*• sincerely carley signing off•*

#kurapika x y/n #hxh imagines #hxh x reader #kurapika x you #hxh kurapika #kurapika headcanons #hxh x you #carmoronic

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Can I get sum of zaddy kurapika

I’m literally sobbing this is like idek

If y’all want send request

Ivie stop this madness

she said she wants anything 😜

[main whole thingy idk idea?]

so basically it’s just gonna be pregnancy hcs while dating kurapika and him being the father I’m so sorry I sound stupid It’s 1:29 in the morning atm

btw we’re gonna just assume that the baby also has scarlet eyes 😜

requested : yes 😈

warnings : Pregnacy ? 😭😭 a lil nsfw not much tho

during pregnancy

he would most definitely have you just lay down and just relax ALL the time he would be a whole ass house wife. Literally does the dishes vacuums

he prob does this more then once a month but he’s more aggressive with it now

First person he calls is Leorio. He fucking calls him after not answering him while HXHHHHHH SPOILER 😜 while gon was in his death bed

every once in a while he would just give shoulder massages even without u asking he would just be like “oo there shoulder is free!! might as well massage that shit”

rubs ur stomach so much it gets annoying like once u were prob taking a bath and he just comes in (he was there coming back with the rag bc he’s now washing u 🤪?? 😭😭😭) and just rubs ur stomach.

killua is too “disturbed” to talk to you two again but gon told u he was crying in the other room 💀

After birth

he’s way more protective and more clingy (sometimes..)

he likes to just watch the baby and watch their eyes randomly go scarlet (he loves the fact that the clan is getting bigger by seconds 😜 (he deft has a breeding kink

idk what else to add so have fun 😘 this is me repaying u Ivie for u finding me all those fanfics again ty

*•sincerely carley signing off•*

#hxh x reader #hxh kurapika #hxh imagines #gon hxh #hxh x you #killua hxh #kurapika x y/n #kurapika x you #kurapika angst #kurapika x reader #kurapika headcanons #kurapika

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hii i hope ur having a great day <3 can i request arataki itto hcs with a really shy s/o who's not very affectionate (physically) in public but is very clingy in private?

YES YES YES YES !!!! 😋

Itto with a s/o that’s really shy but tends to cling on him in private !

Tw : short

Warning : short nothing really

He never really understands you because he realized that’s what you do

in public :

You wouldn’t really talk unless itto said something to you

When going out in a restaurant you would be very quite to where itto would have to like get close to ur mouth and you would whisper in his ear.

He would definitely show you off and you would just be standing there not saying anything and he’s just like “aw man” and says “their shy sorry”

He deeply loves you tho ! <3

In private :

ittooooooooooo

he would reply with what

And then ur just hugging him out of no where because he’s so warm for no reason and u just put ur head into his man boobyz 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

and he is just laying while ur doing that and is so confused like “??”

he gives a lot of kisses tho !!

:))

(Sorry this was so short I just didn’t really know what to put)

#arataki itto #genshin itto #ataraki itto #itto x reader #itto x y/n #itto my beloved #itto imagines #itto headcanons #arataki fluff #genshin arataki

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Im a little b1tch so im anonymous💀

Anyways,

Could you do Hanako, Kou, Tsukasa and Teru with an S/O who suffers from severe paranoid (ex. Has trouble relaxing, feeling safe, letting guard down, etc) because of some past trauma?

Im not sure how many characters you allow sorry that there's four-

(If theres too many you can take out Tsukasa)

Have a great day! :D <3

IM LITERALLY SO SORRY IM NOT EVEN THAT FAR IN TBHK I WAS ONLY INTRODUCED TO HANAKO KOU 😭😭 IM SO SO SO SORRY ILL STILL DO THOSE TWO IM LITERALLY SO SORRY OM GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT AGIAN IM SO SORRY have a great day too btw

BTW I STILL NEED REQUEST BC OTHERWISE I CANT THINK OF WHAT TO DO

this will be more like headcannons idk if u wanted it that way but I hope u do 😭

and the trauma will be child abuse cause I couldn’t think of another I’m guessing

Also it’s gonna be shorta short bc idk what to put sorry again

warnings - past trauma of child abuse, I’m really bad at this so if something I say doesn’t relate to being paranoid please tell me again im sorry if it happens ☹️

requested - yes

hanako and kou who has a s/o who suffers with paranoia  (separately)

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hanako -

he never really noticed it intill he saw you jump at him raising his hand to point out he had a idea and then he put it back down and looked at you and then said “I’m sorry”.

later on when it’s just u and him he decides to ask you about it and while he just notices u spaced out randomly while asking so he just calls ur name sorta loud but not loud

you come back and he asked you what happened earlier and you said you didn’t wanna talk about it atm and he understood.

But the next few days you understood hanako was just worried so u opened up to him and told him it wasn’t his fault you jumped you just had very bad paranoia and that was caused of ur trauma.

He understood and started to show a lot more affection only cause he thought it would make u feel better + it did

he hugs u a lot more often most of the time there very tight!!

kisses ur nose a little lol

A side thing he would do

he would protect u ( he always did )

sorry it’s short I didn’t really know what to do !!!

Kou -

I lowkey think he would sorta share being paranoid sometimes with u

This is where I got lazy btw.. 😭😭

Kou would definitely notice it first time u give a sign because he really does care for you and therefore he would always be looking out for u <3

He sorta knows this stuff since I think he would share this with you sometimes (not for trauma tho) but yeah and I think he would try calming u down if ur having a panic attack or anything that’s not good.

but mostly he’s a tsundere so he wouldn’t show affection near others UNLESS it’s very necessarily

But if it’s just u too he wouldn’t mind hugging u or giving small pecks on ur hand nose or cheeks ! <3

Therefore he would always keep hanako away from u just because it’s cute ! <3 :))

And he would always protect u !! :))

#kou x reader #tbhk x reader #tbhk #tbhk anime #yashiro hanako kun #hanako x reader

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slay pussy queen

could you write CHILDE dating headcannons? But like angst ones? :) thanks you don’t have to !!

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of course! i'm so bad at writing headcannons so im so sorry if these are cringe, bad or just wildly inaccurate !

warning:

these will be angst, so this post may include sensitive topics and foul language. it you do not want to engage with this post, feel free to leave.

without further ado...

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- most of the time you wake up without childe in bed next to you. he often leaves for important jobs while you're sleeping in the night. you know it's his duty as a harbinger to be there whenever he's needed, but it worries you, as you never know if he's dead or alive until he comes home.

- he cares about you more than anything else, he would risk his life for you, and he has on many occasions. you're extremely grateful for the fact, but you can't help but feel guilty that he's always putting himself in danger for your sake. no matter how much he reassures you, you can't seem to shake this feeling of guilt.

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hey! so the person who asked for these hcs also asked for some childe jealousy headcannons so i'll provide some of those aswell

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- childe has trouble with jealousy and anger when it comes to your relationship. he's protective, and has trust issues. whenever he sees you talking or showing physical affection to one of your friends (who he thinks you might have romantic interest in) he gets extremely jealous and does one of two things: either sits there and stares angrily, or interferes and pulls you two apart, insisting the two of you hang out instead.

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okay thats all i got lmfao