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When I find myself in times of trouble, Geralt of Rivia comes to me speaking words of wisdom

#the witcher #geralt of rivia

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Y A L L

this means casting will happen SOON, good luck to any of you guys who plan to audition

#atla

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#the office #dwight schrute

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#the office

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Thor: Protector of Lesbians

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so idk if other peeps have pointed this out but i was looking at pics of the firelords and i noticed that at the bottom of all their royal portraits are what they accomplished in their reign

so first i have sozin and obv there is the comet at the top but then at the bottom u have a bunch of soldiers to signify he started the war idk what the scroll signifies

okay so then u have azulon right and he’s standing on flames and stuff blah blah but he’s also standing on a dragon to signify that during his reign the last of the dragons were hunted and killed (or so iroh made everyone think)

and then ozai (the jerklord)but i like his portrait the best bc it shows something that’s never really talked about but this pic shows under ozai’s rule the fire nation was industrialized with the pipes releasing fire and the gears which i think is cool

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When Harry becomes the DADA professor, kids constantly ask him for an autograph, but he refuses, saying the only thing he’ll autograph is a detention slip. Eventually, though, he starts carrying around a stack of autographed pictures of Ginny, which he gives out when people ask for an autograph. It gets really popular, so he starts mixing it up with autographs from other people, mostly Ron and Hermione. But the students love it, so he adds more. Soon he’s giving out autographs from like fifty different people, including all the teachers at Hogwarts, and a bunch of other random people like Luna, Lee Jordan, Oliver Wood, etc. He even has some fairly rare ones from Krum and Fleur. It becomes a game in Hogwarts to collect all the autographs, like chocolate frog cards. Some of them are more limited edition than others, like signatures from all the ghosts (though Harry won’t reveal how he managed to get those). George starts to offer a discount at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes (and a prize autograph from Peeves, who will only sign Bertie Bott’s scratch-and-sniff cards) to anyone who can prove they’ve collected the whole set. Harry provides him with up-to-date lists of autographs to check against. Every Hogsmeade weekend there’s a line of Hogwarts students in WWW’s Hogsmeade branch trying to get the discount.

At some point a seventh year comes up to Harry and asks for his autograph, but not as the Savior of the Wizarding World, but because they now have the autograph of every other Hogwarts teacher and want Professor Potter’s to go with them. Harry–trying not to tear up–agrees, but only in exchange for the student’s signature. He begins offering this deal to all departing seventh years, his autograph in exchange for theirs. He tells them it’s in case they ever get famous, so he can add it as a limited edition autograph, but really he keeps them all in a big binder just for himself, to remember all his students. (A couple times, though, when a students does become famous, he will contact them and ask if they’d like to be added to the game. So far no one has said no.)

When Teddy starts at Hogwarts he begins a black market autograph trade because he has access to a lot of the people Harry gets autographs from. Harry’s other three children proudly continue the trade when they get to Hogwarts. They’re all secretly aided by Ginny.

#hp

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meeting the new boss like-

#the office #dwight schrute

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Anybody can shoot. Not everyone can aim.

#soc #soc fanart #jesper fahey

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I thought they’d be good together. Like PB & J. Pam Beesly and Jim.

#the office #the office: jam

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I’m in love with you… I’m really sorry if that’s weird for you to hear, but I need you to hear it.

#the office #the office: jam

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#the office

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everyone: you can’t do that

hopper:

#stranger things #jim hopper

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steve “one brain cell” harrington + text posts

#stranger things #steve harrington

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the feels

Source: YahBoyAang (twitter)

#atla #zuko

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Maya Hawke on the red carpet during the Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Premiere, July 22nd 2019 in Hollywood, California

#i died #actually died #stranger things #stranger things cast

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i spent half an hour on th

#atla #captain america