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Th’ Boss definit’ly has more th’n two guns.

Jay has had enough of the pacifistic garbage

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Yeah, jus’ ta a lesser degree.

#only in gotham people I have a question.

I have seen multiple jokes about Gothamites being supicious of people who go for PhDs due to the high number of villians with PhDs there. My question is, are all graduate degrees suspicious or is it just PhDs? Are the people getting their masters or the law degree also suspicious?

#(ooc: yeah that's a pun #no I couldn't stop him)

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dick: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal

jason: pft what are you, a cop?

dick: ……

jason: no…

dick: listen- jay it’s-

jason: NO

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Well, it’s definite’y not th’ biggest thing ta be concern’d with, but yeah.

One time in Gotham there was this tiny coffee shop that was being investigated for embezzlement but it turns out that it was just Bruce Wayne tipping way more than necessary.

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…Thank ya kindly.

Fuck- should I go back ta school?

Morel’s gotta go ta school ‘t some point, an’ I’m s’pposed’ta be a good example- can I even go to school? I dropp’d out in th’ first grade… Online classes maybe? But I’d have’at start so far back, and god ‘f I can’t stand it when folks act like I ain’t got th’ brains ta kidnap Brucie…

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Doesn’ that ‘appen every oth’r week or so?

One time in Gotham there was this tiny coffee shop that was being investigated for embezzlement but it turns out that it was just Bruce Wayne tipping way more than necessary.

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Fuck- should I go back ta school?

Morel’s gotta go ta school ‘t some point, an’ I’m s’pposed’ta be a good example- can I even go to school? I dropp’d out in th’ first grade… Online classes maybe? But I’d have’at start so far back, and god ‘f I can’t stand it when folks act like I ain’t got th’ brains ta kidnap Brucie…

#only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham rp #gotham roleplay #gotham #gotham rp #oc rp

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Companies that hire Gotham grads: "What do you mean you finished all your work? Didn't I just give it to you?"

Gothamite: "Oh it was easy, it's all in the report. If you have any more questions, I'll be in the break room, testing out the new explosive I made while I was waiting."

Manager: "Yeah sure, you've earned a brea-- wait what?"

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Finally got around to watchin’ that movie ‘ey made on Deadpool. My verdict: ‘s damn good, but how’d they get permission ta make a movie ‘bout a known merc?

#only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham rp #gotham roleplay #gotham #gotham rp #deadpool

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only real Gothamites relate

(Sticker coming soon)

#you rang?

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I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Harriet. The bodega on 25th. Stop going to Trader Joe's every time killer croc gets out

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Neat.

Incase anyone is curious, theres a bar 2 blocks away from Crime Alley that doesn’t ID. It might be owned by a mod boss though but they do have drag queens come in on friday nights so

#didn’ Drake-Wayne minor in photography?

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Well now ya got me curious. What’s yer degree in?

Incase anyone is curious, theres a bar 2 blocks away from Crime Alley that doesn’t ID. It might be owned by a mod boss though but they do have drag queens come in on friday nights so

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Yep

Incase anyone is curious, theres a bar 2 blocks away from Crime Alley that doesn’t ID. It might be owned by a mod boss though but they do have drag queens come in on friday nights so

#ok but #Dead Poet IS my favourite “villain”

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Good luck.

First day exploring Gotham, wish me luck!

#(ooc: look #I know Wil is too polite for a gothamite #but I have anxiety (probably) #and that comes across in him #deal with it /j)

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Yep.

Harvey? Check

Ivy? Check

Harley? Check

Scarecrow? Check

Man-bat? Check

Mad Hatter? Check

I’m sure there’s more, but that's all I c’n think of fer now.

Incase anyone is curious, theres a bar 2 blocks away from Crime Alley that doesn’t ID. It might be owned by a mod boss though but they do have drag queens come in on friday nights so

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Look for legal jobs first, unless ya can find th’ money ta have someone scrub yer record.

But pay is amazin’. I have every kind-a insurance under th’ sun, an’ he gives us a shit ton bonuses. Plus hazard pay.

I can set ya up with a goonion rep if ya want.

First day exploring Gotham, wish me luck!

#I ‘ave a three-bed two-bath apartm’nt #admittedly #it is in Crime Alley #and I am pretty high-rankin’ #but still