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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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“I don’t like Motaz anymore!” “We should cancel Bisan!!” “Should we support Palestine if Motaz has xyz belief??” the answer is it’s a GENOCIDE. You should not even be glorifying these people in the first place, that you’re shocked by their actions to the point of no longer supporting Palestine. You should not be caring about Palestine because you have two genocide blorbos you’re unhealthily attached to. You should be supporting Palestine because people are dying, babies are losing their lives on birth, whole cities are being razed to the ground, and an entire country’s being erased in live time. You should be supporting Palestine because you value human life. I don’t know how many times people need to hear it for it to stick. Palestine is not a trend. Palestine is not a trend.

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i love places that are like DO NOT BE LATE FOR YR APPOINTMENT. YOU CANNOT BE LATE. IF YOU ARE LATE FOR YR APPOINTMENT WE WILL CHARGE YOU ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. then you get there early just to sit in a waiting room 45 minutes past when yr appointment was.

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man: is direct

people: what a straight shooter

tgirl: is direct

people: idk i just feel like they were rude? like why do they have to be so aggressive. they i mean she was so, like, intense about it you know? i felt unsafe. maybe it has anger issues. testosterone.

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once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

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sorry what

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

#putting a finger in a gun would stop it from firing but not for the reason you think #but rather simply because the person holding the gun would be so flabbergasted they'd just leave

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Testing out my new spell “AUG YOU UAG.” No, no I *don’t* know what the fuck it does.

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Sir, we have received news that the autistic white boy from Pennsylvania has gotten tired of government inaction and has decided to dig to Roosevelt Boulevard Subway extension himself

#the autistic white boy doesn't know about rail tracks? DOUBT

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TERF has become so synonymous with bad person (which is true btw, not claiming it isn't) that people stopped thinking critically about what TERF actually means. Like I just blocked a blog that had TERFs and lesbian men in their DNI. You are still vulnerable for falling into TERF thinking if you keep a strict binary thinking about sexuality and can't imagine multigender people IDing in contractionary ways or trans people having a different relationship with sexuality than you think they should have based on their gender. Just saying TERFs DNI does not make you immune for their thinking or automatically right about your opinions about trans people. Yes, TERFs are bad people, but people have to start thinking critically about what it means to be a TERF...

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I love that Ruby just wakes up one day and decides to just bring down the Prime Minister and then goes on a years long stealth mission, where she only meets him once and single handedly stops him from creating nuclear Armageddon. Very Martha Jones coded of her.

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I love this show so much

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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"agree to disagree" doesnt fucking work when one side is "lets be nice to each other" and the other side is "lets actively take away minority rights"

#similarly it doesn't work when one side supports a literal genocide and the other side does not

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