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callhimbrowneyes · 11 months
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this is definitely cursed
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callhimbrowneyes · 11 months
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merlin: ok what do u want
arthur: nothing
merlin: 😐
arthur:
arthur: i want more attention
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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merlin: arthur.. look how drunk you are
arthur: i am not drunk
merlin: yes you are
arthur: i am not fucking drunk
merlin: can you tell the time?
arthur: yes.
arthur pointing at a clock: i am not fucking drunk
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Merlin: sorry i punched you
Mordred: no you're not
Merlin: i'm not 😁
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Merlin: How can i be a gift?
Morgana: Yeah, Who would want Merlin
Arthur: uh me😁😁
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Merlin: who tf is burning down my kitchen
Arthur: making food for my beautiful husband
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Arthur: You should like Men
Morgana: No, Women are hot
Arthur: NO No they're not
Morgana: Yes—
Morgana: WHAT
Gwen: THAT'S GAY
Morgana: YOU'RE GAY
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Merlin grabbing some shitass note: wtf is this
Merlin: 'miss u pookie bear'
Merlin: oh lord wtf
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Uther: Um.. Whatcha got there Son?
Arthur: Some twink called Merlin.
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Merlin: One time you were drunk, And you smiled at me
Merlin: And I said 'what?' and you said 'I just like being In a room with you'
Merlin: 'You make rooms good'
Arthur: You still do..
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Arthur: What's our party— What's our party name, Merlin?
Merlin: I don't know–
Arthur: Merthur?
Merlin: Oh! I like that
Merlin: That's really good
Arthur: is that the first time you ever heard that?
Merlin: No what— yeah, what is that?
Arthur: It's our ship name
Merlin: AWW REALLY?
Arthur: HEHEHEHAHAHA
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Arthur: Your hair smells different than It used to.
Merlin: That's actually really...
Merlin:
Merlin: —creepy..
Arthur: ...
Arthur starting to have a panic attack: I'm... creepy....
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Gwaine: I dare u to kiss the most beautiful person In this room
Arthur: Aight bet
Arthur: Hey Gwen
Gwen: Yes?
Arthur: Move please I need to get to Merlin
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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*A random vehicle passing by*
Arthur: What even is that, That has to be a horse right
Arthur: Or some uh— cow
Merlin: That's a car.
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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*Someone made fun of Arthur*
Merlin: I have your IP
Merlin: Your home address too.
That Someone: 😦
Merlin: Your government files
Merlin: Say a lot about you!.
Arthur: I swear to god Merlin.
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Arthur: Can't believe you actually have magic.
Gwaine: That's cool!
Merlin: Yeah..
Merlin: I'm tired you guys, I think I'm gonna go to bed.
puts a gun to his own head *bang*
Merlin: 😵😴
Gwaine: 😦
Arthur: MERLIN? 😰😰
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callhimbrowneyes · 1 year
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Gwaine who's literally just talking
Arthur: Say less bitch
Gwaine: 😦
Merlin who's walking by
Arthur: *Waves* Wassup Sweetheart 😊😊
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