South Park Headcanons (Updated)
Redoing this cuz I thought my old was wasn't good
These are mostly Highschool HCs of the main 4
I'll do Craig's gang and a few others soon
Stan
Fashion sometimes inspired Goth and Punk. He wears cross earrings/necklaces, black clothes and paints his nails black
Wants to have a career in music but Randy wants him to inherit the Tegridy business
Has a crush on Kyle but Kyle mostly sees him as his super best friend
Has almost always never left a party sober
Mostly shares his music tastes with Kyle and Kenny
Grunge/Metalhead
Broke up with Wendy in middle school but are still good friends and give each other advise on relationships and look out for each other
She gave him a friendship bracelet in 3rd grade but he took it off cuz he didn't wanna wear it all the time. He keeps it on his backpack zipper and so does Wendy
Hates blood. He can't watch a horror movie cuz of it, even if it's fake, he still gets sick from seeing so much of it
Flexitarian
Loves Metal, Goth, Grunge, Alt Rock, Indie music but will enjoy anything except Country and Dubstep
Greasy motherfucker
Part Mexican/Spanish, which his father is proud of
He's a bit pudgy but isn't noticeable unless he's wearing tight clothes
Kyle
Gets cold and sick easily
Tallest of Stan's gang
Athletic
Has anger issues, even when Cartman isn't around bothering him. Blame his parents lol
Studies a lot (fuckin nerd)
Listens to Classical, New Wave, Punk and Lo-Fi Hip Hop. Hates most modern music
Enjoys The Cure and Joy Divison despite not liking the Goth subculture. Stan sometimes makes fun of him for it
Coffee addict
He's a lightweight, so he'd get really drunk from a single shot
Really enjoys autumn
He and Stan are the only ones who own cars. He lets anyone ride with him except Cartman
Germophobe
Cartman
Still an asshole but not as bad as before
Goes to therapy weekly. Has ASPD
Loves the Harry Potter and Twilight films
Also loves chickflicks and Disney films (so does Butters). He's also watched almost every cheesy Rom Com cuz of his mom and loves the hell outta them XD
90% of his Spotify playlist is Pop and Rap music. Loves Justin Timblerlake, Lady Gaga, Melanie Martinez, Blondie, Post Malone, ecc.
BFFs with Shelley, Butters and Kenny
Hangs out with Stan separately when Kyle isn't around
Loves cats, raccoons, sharks and dinosaurs
Has a good skincare routine. Also soft cuz of his mom's genes
Does drag
Has a Twitch and Reddit account. Either talks about makeup or skincare products or gaming
Kenny
Grows his hair out in the winter and lets Karen do whatever with it (dyeing, braiding, adding hairclips, ecc)
Has scars all over his body
Piercings given by Stan
Gets along with everyone
Lets nobody fuck with Karen. He'll go Mysterion on your ass
Loves action/superhero movies
Tans from being outside often from working
Listens to almost anything but has a soft spot for Metal, Hip Hop, Bossa Nova and Rave
He had a Nightcore phase at some point
Has tried every drug known to man (Crack, heroin, ecstasy, ecc)
Works 3 months in the summer. Either from McDonalds or Subways or as an offer by someone like one of his friends or as a performance (singing, as a dare, working for someone else, ecc)
Butters
BFFS with Kenny and Cartman. Has a good relationship with everyone else, including Stan, Kyle, Craig and Tweek
Likes Hello Kitty, Animal Crossing, Minecraft, Stardew Valley,
Gave Kenny Garfield merch after he gave him a Hello Kitty plsuh from an arcade with 2/3 of the money he saved up from his summer job
Wanted to grow his hair but his parents thought it'd make him look too girly, so instead he puts his Marjorine wig on
Marjorine became part of his identity after going through gender dysphoria. It then not only just became a way to leave his parents' without them knowing
Works multiple jobs throughout the year. Restaurant waiter around winter and spring and freelance artist in summer and autumn
Babysits Karen when Kenny isn't home
Loves Pop, Hip Hop and EDM. Loves Melanie Martinez and Tyler The Creator thanks to Eric and Kenny
Does origami and painting as a side hobby
LGBT/Other
Stan is a raging bisexual and has no pref (He/Him)
Had a non binary phase in middle school but doesn't mind being called "They" at times when anyone addresses only him
Kyle is Bi-Asexual with a female pref, somewhere on the spectrum (He/Him)
Cartman is Genderfluid (He/She) and a closeted gay/bi
Kenny is Pansexual/Omni and Genderfluid (He/She/They)
Butters is Bi/pansexual and Bigender (He/She)
Stan is 5'9, Kyle is 6'0, Cartman is 5'5, Kenny is 5'11 and Butters is 5'10
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Intro I guess
Sup bitches, I'm Sy, call me Jamie or Crow if you'd like
I'm a South Park artist (not just an SP artist but mainly here) from Italy. I draw other things as well but most will be SP
Age limit is 16+. I do SFW but there is also a bit of blood/gore and horror here and there, plus I don't feel comfy interacting with people under that age limit cuz I'm an adult
About me:
- Genderqueer/genderfluid (he/she/they)
- AuDHD
- Furry (kinda)
- Sonas are either a blue dragon, Raven/crow-fox (Ravox) (main) or German Shepherd-Macaw hybrid. I have a lot of OCs lol
- INFJ/INFP-T
- Pansexual-Ace
- Stan kin
- Been hyperfixated on SP for 5/6 years after I stopped watching it for a while
- Alt Fashion (mostly Punk/Goth)
- Trad and digital artist, paints occasionally
- Silly lil guy
Favourite South Park characters: Main 4 (especially Kenny), Butters, Craig, Tweek, Henrietta, Micheal, Chef, Wendy
Favourite ships: Style, Stendy, Stendyle, Bunny, Stenny, K2, Kyman (non-proship), Creekenny, Twenny, Kenman, Bendy, Creek, Kenrietta, Stenny, Crenny, Stanman, Tyde, Tammy X Kenny
I'm okay with anyone who has different ships/rarepairs (Kendy, Heiman, Dip, ecc.), just as long as they aren't proships
Fandoms/Hyperfixations: The Simpsons, South Park, TF2, Jurassic Park, Good Omens, Stranger Things, MLP, Godzilla, Harry Potter, Hazbin Hotel, Invader Zim, Gorillaz, The Beatles, Gravity Falls, Supernatural, Monster Hunter, Undertale/Deltarune, Cuphead, Adventure Time, WOF, Warrior Cats
Favourite Bands/Artists: The Beatles, Nirvana, Nightwish, August Burns Red, Deftones, Tool, MCR, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Joy Division, The Cure, Arctic Monkeys, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Tame Impala, The Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, Ween, Flaming Lips, Jack Stauber, ecc
I also use Instagram as well, you can check it out on my Carrd along with other sites
Commissions: Pending (I'm saving money for personal stuff and I'm gonna get a new account for my art coms sometime soon)
Trades mostly for friends and mutuals, just ask
Doodle requests and general asks are welcome cuz I get art block and burnout often lol
DNI/follow if your PFP/bio is blank. Instant block
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