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Peach Schnapps

#trc

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she is perfect. she gets things done. she canonically fucks even if you take away her literal body. she did so many war crimes probably. she is a girl dad. she keeps accidentally getting herself into doomed poly relationships in which two people share a body. she has a nicotine addiction. she is a milf. she is not a pimp but it flatters her to be thought of as one. she is pyrrha dve

#tlt

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oh you’re insufferable? *suffers you easily and gladly*

#griddlehark vibes #tlt

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The whole Riko Roast is a masterpiece but in particular the line "Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time" gets me every time because no the fuck they do not!!! Neil just made that up for the drama!!!! He thought hmmmm... what will make this fucker the angriest and then he held nothing back. Neil threw Kevin's ass right under the bus without a second thought just to see Riko's face twitch. Iconic.

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If there is ever a live action adaptation of Gideon the Ninth, the ONLY acceptable way to do it would be in the style of a competitive reality TV show. Each of them has a one line introduction like *from beneath the deep veil of a goth nun habit* “I am the Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, the greatest necromancer of my generation, and I did not come here to make friends. I came here to win.” And then we cut to the creepy Eighth guy in an interview segment and he’s saying “those heretical shadow cultists? I can’t even eat with them around. Whether I win or loose, I KNOW I’m not letting that creepy bitch ascend to Lyctorhood.” And then Teacher starts narrating “it’s only day one, and the competition is already heating up, but we still have a long way to go to find who the Next Top Lyctor will be. Now let us pray.” There’s those dramatic zoom ins and those drum sound effect and someone gasping whenever a body is found. Whenever someone storms off it’s filmed like when a cameraman follows someone storming off the sound stage after a particularly bad fight going “I’m done, I’m fucking done.” Harrow keeps telling the cameras to stop following her. After Ianthe says something deeply fucked up at the worst time, it cuts to her in a confessional segment going “Listen, I just tell it like it is, and I’m not afraid to stir the pot.” Do you see my vision?

#tlt

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#weeping screaming crying etc

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imagine youre ronan lynch you spent the night streetracing and making homoerotic eye contact with your rival while yelling homophobic stuff at one another and you come home and you know your friend doesnt like it when you race so youre feeling kind of conflicted because on the one hand you love being a contrarian little shit but on the other hand you can barely survive without his mental support so you decided to just quietly sneak off to bed. you open the door and gansey is remodeling the kitchen(which doubles as a bathroom) to look like glendower’s bedroom so that he can get into the ancient welsh headspace better and noah is reenacting his gruesome demise-by-skateboard on the floor. its 3am. average day at monmouth manufacturing.

#trc

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i have a lot of thoughts about “first flower of my house” but perhaps the one that makes me want to chew glass the most is the fact that she called gideon a flower on a planet of dead things. we trod you underfoot. you refuse to die. first flower because you are the first thing to truly live on a dying house, where everyone else is either dead or on their way out. you are young and vital and alive.

#tlt

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Sometimes family is

a cheerful foxgirl

a doctor who is not afraid to cut someone

a serial thief and assassin

a math professor bent on vengeance for his murdered family

a socialist entrepreneur

a wannabe idol

a very sketchy nun who tries to be a detective

and a warrior prince constantly fighting his violent intrusive thoughts

#the foxes??? #nicky aaron neil kevin allison matt renee andrew #aftg

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andrew minyard has a valley girl accent so let’s all jot that down. it’s hard to notice because when he’s on the drugs his voice is so manic it disguises his natural mannerisms and then afterwards he almost never talks. but neil notices. one time andrew says “gag me with a spoon” in a total deadpan and everyone fucking loses it

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #andreil

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Neil right before telling the Foxes all the fucked up details of his very traumatic past that led up to him being all royally injured and shit in Baltimore:

#aftg

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Andrew Minyard with a pearl earring

#pretty andrew minyard is my weakness #aftg

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I know we as a fandom talk about Andrew's amazing line "I have to go, [...] I don't trust then to give you back." But I feel like we dont talk enough about how after that, they didnt leave each others line of sight for thriteen motherfucking hours. Like damn- and after all that Andrew still kept denying there was a thing between them

Like idk dude, inviting yourself to an FBI interrogation and staring at your "not" boyfriend for 13 god damn hours sounds like you idk give a shit? Sounds like youre boyfriends my dude

#aftg

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maybe andrew doesn’t often smile but he hums while he makes pancakes and he texts his brother stupid photos of his cats because it's been a while since they've talked and he misses it.

maybe he never laughs but he whispers dry, smart-ass comments into neil's ear on team movie nights, just to make him cackle loud enough to draw the others ' attention.

maybe andrew never fully opens up to the whole team but he has his friends and his chosen family and the love of his life and maybe that's enough.

maybe happiness for him doesn't look the way it does on most people but that's okay, it's okay, he's okay.

#weeping etc #aftg

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i wanna cut you open and look at your organs

take me to dinner first

#tlt

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I feel like Andrew would be vaguely amused watching the earlier stages of Aaron and Neil's relationship--from the initial animosity through their wary-of-each-other period--because he looks at these two assholes, two of the select few people he cares about, and sees so much of them in the other

and it's smaller things, like the particular, biting way they use sarcasm and the faces they make when they're unimpressed and how they can't be bothered with things like tying their shoes (Aaron just tucks his into the sides and Neil leaves his loosely knotted together all the time)

but it's also more significant things, like the way they have the same calculating distrust towards new people, and things he himself doesn't get but still sees reflected in the two, like how they were both utterly screwed over by their mothers and yet continue to mourn them

and that's why he almost seems to expect it when they don't get along at first and yet is also the only one who isn't surprised down the line when their relationship develops into one of mutual understanding and grudging acceptance

#weeping screamign crying etcc #aftg