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OSCAR ISAAC FEATURE-LENGTH LIVE-ACTION FILMOGRAPHY (2002- )

#oscar isaac

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Hat tip to @ipsl0re for the "girls maul" text posts

#werewolf by night #werewolf by night memes #werewolf by night text posts #jack russell #elsa bloodstone #marvel #memes

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Cringy stories to tell at dawn

the morning after the hunt

ted cringes and blooms with white peonies that symbolize embarrassment

#werewolf by night

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Jack + smiling

#werewolf by night #jack russell

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Fanfiction is great because I'm a greedy slut that wants it all. Nothing you could ever give me in a TV show would achieve the high I get when I've got 13 au's all on the go at once with bonus fanart on the side, like the most luxurious multiple course meal with wine pairings curated just to my taste

#fanfiction

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The way Marc backs away from her although she’s just a memory but Steven doesn’t is breaking my fucking heart 

#moon knight

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My favorite dice

@ipsl0re, my husband, and I are gaming.

#d&d #dnd #ttrpg #dice #d&d dice

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Art by Erin Hanson

#art

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#werewolf by night

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genuinely so tired of the male love interest in every m/f romance being the most hugelarge tallman to ever growth spurt. I need to see some women swooning over little five foot five rat dudes who need to be tucked in their gf's pocket lest they blow away like a napkin in the wind.

#we love a short king #gael garcía bernal #gael garcia bernal

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i also love the coelacanth so i'm here to say you're valid

They can live for 100 years and give live birth and might be monogamous and can get up to six feet long and have been around for over 400 million years and are pretty much the coolest fish around! They're so neat! They look like something that might fly through the night sky!

I love coelacanths!

#coelacanth

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After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

#awoo #in hats

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(via paceysjcrewsweater, fuckyeahgaelydiego)

#motorcycle diaries #diarios de motocicleta #rodrigo de la serna #gael garcia bernal #gael garcía bernal

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(via paceysjcrewsweater, fuckyeahgaelydiego)

#motorcycle diaries #diarios de motocicleta #rodrigo de la serna #gael garcia bernal #gael garcía bernal

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(via abirdie, fuckyeahgaelydiego)

#maribel verdu #gael garcía bernal #diego luna #alfonso cuarón #y tu mamá también #gael + diego #baby gael #baby diego

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#dogs #jack russell vibes #the character not the dog #a jack russell terrier doesn't need doggie stairs #they go boing