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CW: mental abuse 😫
Thinking about the one time my grandpa called me a slut because I was wearing a yellow Easter dress, I was 10 years old and the year before he had picked out the dress for me, i went to go change with tears in my eyes but he stopped me and told me not to change and that their was "no time for me to change" because the guest would be their soon, and for the rest of the day he would make passing comments about how fat I looked in and how I was a temptress for wearing it, also the guests came like 3 hours after he told me their was no time to change.
Thank goodness he died from asshole cancer like a year later lol
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I got a little too silly guys 😔
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SHIMP
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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Alex I hope you see this 😫
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Me and Alex running around trying to find the single brain cell we share (I dropped it 😔)
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a fun little glimpse into the 15 gallon!
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Never has my feed called me out this way 💀
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Shout out to the Autistic kids who didn't know they were making rude or socially unacceptable comments, got punished for it, and are now afraid to express their true thoughts and feelings as adults :p
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Do you want hardcore sex with lots of drugs?
That sounds very nice rn
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That is the inside of a strangers house that Alex just decided to walk into, apparently they thought the house was abandoned, so they walked in and started exploring, the front door was unlocked, they slapped a pumpkin that was sitting on a shelf, then they went to their bedroom and looked at their mail the family pictures and then walked to the back room and found some chickens, and that is when they realized the house wasn't abandoned.
But in my opinion I think they should have realized when they saw all that shit on the table and the pumpkin, I don't even know why they thought it was a good idea in the first place to even go in that bitch, and honestly i can't believe they did this, stupidest thing they have ever done.
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Insanely drippy 💯💯🌝🌝🪱🪱
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My dreams be like -🩷
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Answer the fucking phone
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KISS MEEE NOW!!!
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Where the hoes at!? 🗣️🗣️
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