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"Has" is not, but "hath" is!

Genesis 1:20

And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

okay, what about the Navy Seals copypasta? it's a classic and it doesn't seem like it has already been sent

Am I just reviewing copypasta now? Ok then.

78.4% of those words are in the Bible, unlike Bee movie person I'll actually paste it here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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I'm not that anon but it IS considered a mortal sin in the Catholic Church to read from any bible besides a CATHOLIC bible. KJV means 5 hail marys or some such. Amen

The current Pope seems pretty cool, I'll take my chances

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I’m going to start a sectarian dispute with you for using the KJV. I don’t care that you aren’t a Christian. We are enemies now.

This is MUCH better than hate messages. Ok, state your beginning argument

#not a bible word count #anon ask #i have a rival now

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have you heard of this website? https://saintmarrow.github.io/nonbiblical-vocabulary/

I have! @biblepercent uses it

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Have you gotten anything less than 10% yet? I love your dedication by the way

I have not. Thank you, I am exhausted and haven't updated in a while

#not a bible word count #tic-loud-tic-proud #ask

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Hi, sorry, but I just got a notification for one of you posts that just said "assembling pussy magnet" and??????

Eldorados are one of the sexiest cars to exist. Supreme Pussy Magnet

#not a bible word count #that-dumb-moth #ask

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Assemble pussy magnet (1/2)

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

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You missed "none" in your first ever post

Genesis 23:6: Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead.

@alphabetcompletionist @amongus-text-detector @libraryofbabel-postlocator

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

✝️Fourty-nine of these words are in the Bible!✝️

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

#74.24% #bible word count #mention request #reblog

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Physically reading

i know you can’t control-f a book, but why not keep a ctrl+f-able list of every word you successfully determine is or is not in the bible?

I already do 👍

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i know you can’t control-f a book, but why not keep a ctrl+f-able list of every word you successfully determine is or is not in the bible?

I already do 👍

#not a bible word count #anon ask

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What is famigo

Fam is slang for family, and amigo means friend in Spanish.

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How do you explain to "sigma males" that any slightly rich instagram green girl who chronically posts every moment of their "life" with their 21 step gwrm keto diet avocado milkshake recipe and coquette girls and self- identified "it girls" are a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any film bro jokerpilled ryan gosling fanboy

✝️Thirty-six of these words are in the Bible!✝️

#63.16% #bible word count #mention request #reblog

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It is, in fact, true. When you rearrange letters in a word, you get a new word 👍

every word is in the bible if you rearrange the letters

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Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested

✝️Fourty-eight of these words are in the Bible!✝️

Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested

#84.69% #bible word count #the same reason they make him white i guess #mention request #reblog

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I won't

I know you can't control-F a physical book, but is there really no PDF of the King James Bible???

There are several PDFs of several versions of the Bible

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Don't wanna 🤷

I know you can't control-F a physical book, but is there really no PDF of the King James Bible???

There are several PDFs of several versions of the Bible

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