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Tav: I… want you

Halsin: Oh…?

Halsin: You want sex

Tav: Yes. With you

Halsin: I’m yours

Halsin: However you want me

Gale: Some of us

Gale: ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

#tavsin #halsin #halsin silverbough #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #halsin x tav #tav x halsin #cw: suggestive

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Cazador: You belong to me, boy!

Astarion: No

Astarion: Not anymore

Astarion: Not since bofa

Cazador: Bofa?

*Astarion, cracking a smile, snickering, ready to go in for the kill*

#cazador #cazador szarr #astarion ancunin #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #cw: suggestive

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Karlach: Love the dress

Karlach: Who are you wearing?

Durge: …

Durge: …You don’t want to know

#karlach #karlach cliffgate #the dark urge #durge #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #dark urge

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This blog is hilarious, bless🙏🥰

Thank you! Honestly been a little shaky on if I wanted to keep this blog going, but asks like this keep me motivated! Appreciate this😄

~Mod Gortash

#not scenarios #mod gortash

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Gale: What is everyone’s favorite color?

Astarion: Red… blood red

Durge: Blood red

Lae’zel: Tch… blood red

Karlach: Blood red

Wyll: Maroon

Wyll: …Otherwise known as blood red

Gale: …

Gale: Et tu, Wyll?

#bladeweave #gale dekarios #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #lae’zel #the dark urge #astarion #gale of waterdeep #wyll #durge #dark urge #cw: blood

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Karlach: I’m eepy…

Lae’zel: Tch. Eepy? What does this mean?

Karlach: It means I want to go to bed

Lae’zel: Hmmm… then I too, am… “eepy”

Karlach: That’s so cuuuute!

#laelach #karzel #karlach cliffgate #karlach #lae’zel #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach x lae'zel #lae’zel x karlach

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Mizora: Your leash needs a yank, Wyll

Raphael: No, mine does

Mizora: Where in the Hells did you come from?

Raphael: House of Hope

Raphael: Now please, me instead?

Wyll: Yeah, pick him

Wyll: And leave me the Hells alone

Raphael: Please do

Raphael: Get me on that leash!

Mizora: …

Mizora: Ugh. Fine, I guess!!!

Mizora, grumbling aside: But you better at least buy me dinner…

#raphael #raphael the cambion #mizora #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #mizora x raphael #cw: suggestive

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Wyll: Can we hug?

*Wyll looks at Karlach with puppydog eyes*

Karlach: You know I can’t. It will burn you

*Wyll drinks potion of fire resistance*

Karlach: Did you just-

Wyll: …Maaaybe…

Karlach: Okay, come here, you!

*Wyll and Karlach hug*

Wyll: Still too hot!

Wyll: …but worth it…

#wyllach #karlach #karlach cliffgate #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll #wyll x karlach #karlach x wyll

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Raphael: Sign my contract

Halsin: No

Raphael: Why not?

Halsin: I’m a little poly-saturated right now…

Raphael: W-wha- I’m not trying to date you, I’m trying to-

Halsin: Two boyfriends is enough for me, thanks. …Though you are very handsome

Raphael: …

Raphael: Correct

#halsin #halsin silverbough #raphael #raphael the cambion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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Durge: Are you still working?

Gortash: Yeah

Durge: It’s past midnight

Durge: Please stop writing scrolls

Gortash: Would you make it worth my while?

Durge: Yeah

Durge: I’d suck it

Gortash: Fuck

Gortash: Okay, yeah, this shit can wait until morning

Durge: You’re so easy

Gortash: You’re damn right I am

#durgetash #lord enver gortash #enver gortash #the dark urge #durge #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #archduke enver gortash #gortash #dark urge #durge x gortash #gortash x durge #cw: suggestive

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Wyll: You’re up late

Astarion: I’m a vampire, so

Wyll: …Right

Astarion: Better question

Astarion: Why are you up?

Wyll: Thinking about you

Astarion: Oh?

Wyll: Yeah

Wyll: …You like men?

Astarion: I believe ‘like’ is an understatement, darling~

Wyll: Hmm…

Wyll: …Are newly-made devils supposed to have as bad a sleep schedule as vampires?

Astarion: Not sure…

Astarion: But I’d like to find out~

*Wyll and Astarion kiss*

#bloodblade #astarion ancunin #astarion #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll #wyll x astarion #astarion x wyll #cw: suggestive

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Astarion: I have a confession…

Gale: That you’re a vampire?

Astarion: I was going to say I lost your shoes, but

Astarion: Yes… that’s also true

Gale: My magic boots?!

Astarion: Yes

Gale: That was my dinner!

#bloodweave #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale

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Gortash: I want you so badly

Durge: I want you too

*Durge takes Gortash’s jacket off*

Durge: I want to take you right here

Gortash: Take me!

Flaming Fist: Excuse me?

Durge: One moment

*Durge walks over and stabs the Flaming Fist guard to death, then walks back to Gortash*

Durge: Now… where were we?

Gortash: Did you just stab that guy to death because he interrupted us?

Durge: Yes

Gortash: Gods, that’s so hot

*Gortash and Durge make out*

#durgetash #the dark urge #durge #enver gortash #lord enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #archduke enver gortash #lord gortash #gortash #dark urge #gortash x durge #durge x gortash #cw: suggestive #cw: violence #cw: death

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Gale: I’m sad

Minthara: Reasonable human male emotion

Gale: No one likes me…

Minthara: So? You don’t have to be liked to be happy

Gale: You’ve never given a pep talk before, have you?

Minthara: I would rather burn in Avernus than have an ounce of ‘pep’ in my talk

Minthara: But I am attempting to help

Gale: …

Minthara: Would you like a… hug?

*Gale and Minthara share a very awkward hug*

Gale: That was awful

Minthara: We are in agreement

#galethara #minthara #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x minthara #minthara x gale

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*Halsin and Astarion are kissing with their shirts off*

Halsin: By the Oak Father… you’re breathtaking

Astarion: So are you, darling~

Astarion: …But

Astarion: Question

Astarion: If you’re full elf, why do you have body hair?

Halsin: …

Halsin: …If I told you, I’d have to kill you

#halstarion #bloodbear #halsin #astarion #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #halsin silverbough #halsin x astarion #astarion x halsin #cw: suggestive

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Minsc: Boo loves witches…

Minsc: You are witch?

Shadowheart: No, I’m a cleric

Boo: *sad squeaks*

Minsc: Hm

Minsc: You cast spell?

Shadowheart: Yes

Minsc: You are goth girl?

Shadowheart: …yes?

*Boo makes puppy dog eyes at Shadowheart*

Shadowheart: …

Shadowheart: …fine

Shadowheart, petting Boo: Yes, Boo. I’m a witch

Boo: *happy squeaks*

#minsc and boo #shadowheart #minsc #minsc of rashemen #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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Wyll: How tall are you?

Karlach: Tall enough

Wyll: Tall enough to do… what?

Karlach: This

*Karlach picks up Wyll and pins him against the wall*

Wyll, blushing: Good gods…

#wyllach #wyll ravengard #karlach #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll #karlach cliffgate #karlach x wyll #wyll x karlach #cw: suggestive