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waylaid-by-enemies · 2 days
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The absolute darling and G.OA.T. of our beloved Bhaalspawn franchise lore served the gortashnation a tasty meal today
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crystal-overdrive · 30 days
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He's a talks with his hands kinda guy. (More)
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itsafreetrialofdeath · 3 months
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*archduke voice* “Excuse me. He asked for no pickles”
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little-tyrant-gortash · 2 months
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No but in the same conversation dead Dravo calls Enver foolish first, then clever second.
It's also interesting he mentions needy between foolish and wicked, as if a "needy" child is a bad thing. Enver was, and is, clearly gifted, and he needed special attention and special care. He just needed acceptance and love, which is really clear when you talk to his parents in general.
These things about him really resonate with me because as a child I was called both foolish and clever - I have ADHD, but I wasn't diagnosed until recently, and I'm past the third X. I suffered a lot because my family and the teachers didn't understand me. They couldn't understand how could I be so brilliant at some subjects but utterly fail at others. "You're not stupid, just lazy", they used to tell me.
I had a theory that Enver also is, at least, on the ADHD spectrum. He shows the signs I recognise in myself, the hyperfocus on things that particularly interest him, learning everything about a subject - haha look at my fucking blog -, having ideas and being overly creative. Being busy and so absorbed in his work that he visibly can't even sleep. I mean. I know those bloodshot eyes because they stare right back at me every fucking morning because I'm hyperfocusing on the game he is in and on the fic I'm writing with him...
And guess what parents usually do to an ADHD child? They punish them. They punish them because the child is simply UNABLE to focus on things that are deemed "important" by their parents, because they're so absorbed in their own world - Enver was born in a family that made shoes, but he was so much more interested in something else entirely. "Clever boy... always... tinkering." He wasn't living up to his father's expectations - he was a burden, a dead end, an extra mouth to feed when they were neck deep in debt, it was so much easier to get rid of him.
Gods fucking damnit. He just wanted to be loved and accepted the way he is, just as I did in my entire life.
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bladders-gate-three · 6 months
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Okay, it’s me, the person with the SHOE LORE.
I’m here with NOSE LORE.
(it’s my new thing)
Enver got a nose job.
(but not on purpose)
His nose, for anyone who watches boxing, is actually a rather distinctive symptom of repetitive facial trauma; the bridge thickens, even if the nose bones never break.
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I’m coming out with a part 2 about why he has ‘raccoon eyes’ (Spoiler: also facial trauma)
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bg3scenarios · 2 months
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Gortash: Baldur’s Gate will see me as a hero
Durge: Baldur’s Gate won’t see you at all when I am done with you
Gortash: Are you threatening to kill me? Or bang me?
Durge, shrugging: Ehhhh
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the-drow-fucker · 4 months
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Bringing Orin's Netherstone to Gortash as origin Karlach. Alliance with Gortash as origin Karlach. Origin Karlach all unqiue dialouges
Part 1
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so... shall we? ✨️
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Enver Flymm Gortash
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randomfanner · 2 months
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Gortash's build is utter nonsense BUT I think that is because the game does not know how to handle people who are supposed to use there fists. I know this because I played a monk and went into the same-self trail; the AI preferred the short bow to the fists which the build was meant for.
I think Gortash is kind of supposed to punch the shit out of you, but the games default AI has him use his crossbow. It is a very good cross bow and makes senses he would use it. However we see his gauntlets do force damage (Monk Durge wearing Gortash's gauntlet through the house of hope felt very poetic to me).
And you want to know what? I would love Gortash to try and beat the you up with his Black Hand of Bane. Gortash may have had a bodyguard but that was later. He joined a gang and did likely have to get into altercations. Gortash probably made his own brass knuckles because that is basically gauntlet is. Perhaps, if they looked enough like decoration no one would demand he took anything off during more... private and unarmed meetings.
Anyway I would love if Gortash was a brawler build when you fight him. Picture him pushing you back into the blade of a steel watcher or into an explosive. Picture giant Gortash using the fact he is giant. Perhaps he is even still using similar buffs because of his inventions around or what he has on hand. Maybe he throws bombs at you from across the room and has the tavern brawler feat so he does even more damage. (Look, I know this isn't realistic for Gortash's character but it would be a much better fight and he had to prove he was capable somehow)
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sissiarte · 4 months
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Him <3
(reference here)
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pancakepoet · 1 month
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saintastaeroth · 1 month
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Gortash served this con 💅
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crystal-overdrive · 15 days
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You think you're at Wyrm's Rock for a routine meeting when he busts out this move...wdyd? 👀 (More.)
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in his burly yet tender arms, it was as if the years melted away
I can make him worse
(I can fix him)
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little-tyrant-gortash · 5 months
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First of all: I'd love to have his pretty crossbow. Reminds me of the glass crossbow you can get in Skyrim through CC.
Secondly, 14 STR??? If Astarion looks like the way he does with 8, I really want to see that 14 STR. Y'know. For science.
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His stats are simply insane. What the fuck, Gortash.
*spends 5 minutes rotating him around, purely to admire him*
Okay let's take a look at his features. I missed out on it when I first met him because I was busy running for Cazador's ass. 🤣
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Resistant to magic AND high spellcasting? 👀 Permanently armed?? Unarmed attacks seem logical, but crossbow expert??? 👀
He's a fucking prize.
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bg3scenarios · 14 days
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Gortash: I want you so badly
Durge: I want you too
*Durge takes Gortash’s jacket off*
Durge: I want to take you right here
Gortash: Take me!
Flaming Fist: Excuse me?
Durge: One moment
*Durge walks over and stabs the Flaming Fist guard to death, then walks back to Gortash*
Durge: Now… where were we?
Gortash: Did you just stab that guy to death because he interrupted us?
Durge: Yes
Gortash: Gods, that’s so hot
*Gortash and Durge make out*
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