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Yeapp! Honestly this fic is the closest thing I've found that somewhat addresses this

Does anyone have any other recs? 👀 Lucifer had so much potential 🤧

Make Charlie and Lucifer PROUD rulers of the PRIDE RING

Charlie is a princess, so Lucifer is pretty much a king, so why not establish this?

There is nothing that tells us that this guy even runs this particular region of the entire realm he created.

Where is his palace?

His grande entrance was walking into the hotel his daughter owns that we haven't even explored.

Who bought Princess Charlie her own hotel?

Where is the boasting? Any ostentatious showcases of high status that would be normal for even well intentioned rich people? Being rich, flash and used to a lot of freedom can easily create someone who doesn't know best but is adamant that they do, no matter how silly they end up looking and how frustrating they can be, even when meaning well.

Hell is Lucifer's territory that he created and gives exterminator angels, who are nobodies, free reign of whilst he has a key to the door and seat at the house in heaven.

Lucifer hates the sinners so his lack of leadership and agreement to their genocides are spiteful acts - so let him be proud of his hateful ways, especially if it won't matter.

Charlie's issues with daddy, what we l got sold, was simply not giving her what she wanted the very moment she wanted it, that's what their episode boiled down to because honestly, what did her flashback have to do with anything? She's a grown woman who remembers a loving, fun and interesting person who made time for her but her mother would spoil that? Her dad is the only one of two people she can emotionally blackmail with 'if you loved me....' to get her own way, yet she's no emotional blackmailer, she's 'nice', the writing direction and her lack of doing wrong or anything in particular leads us this way.

Let Charlie be a manipulator who flutters her eyelashes and puts on a sad face to sway others, it's not like they haven't already made her more infantile. Why not commit more to her being a bit of a brat?

Lucifer and Charlie's different stance on the sinners was very short lived. Charlie got what she asked for and wasn't setting out to change daddy's mind, so much so that his involvement in all this wasn't even acknowledged. She's supposed to pitch to different people who are in different places and win them over, daddy would have been a good start to atleast try with, we could have seen how she tackles a lost cause of an ally.

We didn't see how she got her 'team' on board, but we did learn early on that she bribed Angeldust, we go on to learn that Husk and Nifty are tied in with Alastor who chooses to work with Charlie but has some ulterior motive, Cherrybomb who we get for a minute is Angel's friend and Vaggie had just been thrown away and picked up by Charlie.

We literally had two outsider characters engage with the hotel and barely with Charlie. Sir Pentious who stuck around but has since checked out and moved on to bigger and better things, all thanks to Charlie's enemy (who ironically succeeded at doing her dream job) and Mimzy who bought us valuable information and could bring us a lot more, but she's not welcome anymore, Charlie wasn't the one to banish her, she didn't see her worth at all, nor that of the unknown sinners Alastor wiped out.

Where is her outreach?

Community exists and others are thriving.

Why isn't this singing, dancing, out of touch clown out in the community like anyone else selling their cause?

Why isn't she upselling the business and all it has to offer on the regular like she supposedly did before we met her?

She can still be 'nice', showy and stubborn, all traits of being PRIDEFUL.

#hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel criticism

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Pilot Alastor was very "in-your-face". Literally.

The nonchalant way in which he went and pulled ppl this way and that, hugs included, this guy was so touchy and social—

— and loved to annoy and pester cause he was also vv much a little piece of shit LMAO

Bonus pic of him presenting Nifty with what I can only describe as proud joy

The idea of Alastor's pilot personality (overly cheerful and touchy, very much physically reaching out to everyone, because he doesn't see any issue with it. Wdym this is flirting? He doesn't see it that way! He just likes to dance and make people uncomfortable)

Imagine that Alastor.

Now imagine he's like that with everyone but Vox.

#my boy was so charming #still is in the series but he changed quite a bit #imagining Vox reaction to Pilot Alastor #he would CRAVE the attention and touch even more than he does now in canon WHEEZE #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #staticradio #one sided radiostatic #radiostatic

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His wings are a pretty mess 💕💕

Who knew my first post would be this man? I sure didn't. But here I am, he's a mess and I love him.

Anyhow, feel free to ask me for Hazbin-related art or creative works (such as small comics, fanfic, art prompts, and illustrations) because I'm in the ZONE.

Let's go ahead and hear those juicy ideas you have in store. My page is just starting up, so creativity is free real estate.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer

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Hazbin Hotel "Fix" fics?

Tumblr is a place to shout to the void, I keep repeating that to myself as I write this haha. So! Hazbin Hotel, The Series ™ is not what I expected from the pilot so many years ago, but it’s what we’ve got, so cool, nothing to say there.

It leaves me with an itch I can’t quite scratch though. I kinda wanna read fics with world building, character exploration, consistency of motivations and goals… all the things often mentioned under the critical tags. I know these won’t be “popular” fics in AO3 though, since the most-viewed kinda focus on humor and/or shipping.

So I wanted to ask, is there a tag? Or something that can help filter to search for those “exploring characters/world” focused fics? Or the “fix it” if it can be called that way. 

If there’s not a tag but you wanna drop some recs in this post, I won’t complain 😉 Thanks!

#hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critique #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism

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The Greatest Showcat! [Lucihusk/Royalflush]

#hazbin hotel #hoho so fun

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nah

#pretty art #carmilla carmine #zestial #zestmilla #hazbin hotel

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Why am I unironically drawn to staticapple goddammit. Inspired by this post and this post

Aka: in which Vox sees an opportunity to rub elbows with royalty, which is bound to be useful, right? And ends up with a crush. 800 words of pinning!Vox.

He had been supporting this hotel nonsense for months until, at last, his effort started to bring benefits.

At long last, Charlie had called her father for additional support.

Vox had expected many things from finally meeting with the devil himself.

“Charlie sent me a photo, so I brought you this! Thanks for helping out my little girl.”

Receiving a light blue rubber duck with little antennas that glowed neon-blue in the dark had not been part of it. Watching dumbfounded as all the other residents received rubber duck mini-versions of themselves was just as nonsensical.

But! Vox was a businessman first and foremost, and receiving a gift meant he could give one back without it being suspicious. A camera, a drone, a small TV— Vox scrolled internally through the list of options that popped up like annoying advertisements in his mind, until he settled on the perfect option that was less obvious for spying, and had the added benefit of being cute.

“This is an Emo AI Voxtek robot!” Vox presented proudly. “Say hi, little thing.”

“Hi!” the square looked up at the King of Hell — which was a feat on itself because damn was the fallen angel so fucking short — blue eyes blinking adorably as it moved its small head up and down. Without arms, it was the closest thing to a wave the thing could do.

“Aww, hi!” Lucifer cooed, grabbing the little thing. “Who’s a wittle guy? So wittle!”

The King was talking with the same baby voice he had used to greet the little red lambs. The fallen angel seemed all too happy to put the tiny thing over his head, now hidden by the white tophat, and Vox’s grin extended in victory as his cute little spy was taken back to the Royal Palace.

He would have intel nobody else had, HAHA fuck you Alastor!

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He didn’t get shit.

Or well, not anything that could qualify as intel. Nothing that would give Vox any advantage. Lucifer had placed the charging station at his work desk, granting Vox a first row view of bare arms and an unbuttoned shirt as the short King made… cute little rubber ducks, one after the other.

He could be doing something else, literally anything else would be more valuable than investing time watching Lucifer making ducks, but there was something that drew him in like a sailor doomed by the siren’s call. Vox stared at the way the glove-less hands moved as they worked, the way a whisper of golden magic would be embedded into the things as the final step of the crafting process.

Fuck, why was Vox so transfixed on this crap?

“What do you do?” Lucifer grinned at the thing, eyes sparkling with life. The man laughed giddily when the duck grew sharp teeth and made biting gestures at his fingers.

“Ohhh, someone likes to bite!” Against all logic, Lucifer brought the duck with sharp teeth close to his cheek. “Bite kisses? Wanna give daddy kisses?”

Yes I do, Vox answered in his mind, one hand covering his mouth in silent horror at the revelation, the other hand playing with the little duck that glowed in the dark, thumb carefully pulling at the little antennas, because he was horribly, horribly transfixed with this joke of a show. Stupid, stupidly adorable man, what the fuck, why was the devil himself so damn cute—

The tiny robot made a little grunt of complaint, shaking in his place at the desk and thus, shaking the camera as well.

“Aww what’s up Wittle? Wanna kiss too?”

Yes, fuck yes, fuck why.

Vox lamented and complained in his head a thousand times as the little AI robot was picked up and smooched, and Lucifer laughed in his stupidly adorable way as “Wittle” — the name the King bestowed upon the little AI robot — wiggled and gave a pleased thrill in his hands.

“You’re adorable. I didn’t know human technology could be this cute.” Fuck him sideways Lucifer was rubbing his face against Wittle’s camera, fuck Vox wanted to kiss him, fuck everything, damn it!

“Maybe I should give it a try. The TVs don’t seem that interesting to me, but maybe there’s other stuff? I should ask Vox next time.”

Vox could give him a tour at Voxtek, showing off the things he thought the King may like, he could put the stuff at the upper shelves so Lucifer couldn’t reach and then Vox would have an excuse to lean close to him, extending an arm to help him bring down the— fuck. Ohh fuck.

Vox brought the stupid blue rubber duck to his face and groaned, utterly mortified.

He also offered the tour the next time the King visited the hotel, damn it.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #staticapple #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer x vox

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Rewatching 'Stayed Gone' because the amount of silly pathetic-ness is hilarious, that Alastor doodle kills me everytime, Vox looks so damn proud of it too.

Like, who else would use silly doodles for mockery –

*rewatches Alastor's commercial*

#radiostatic #These fools are so alike #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #staticradio #why are they so similar #both doodling badly as a form of mockery #Vox watches the commercial as is laughing against his will #maybe flattered that Alastor followed his trend in a sense?

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I like the theory that Lucifer came so late because of the deal with Heaven.

They don't hurt hellborn, he doesn't stop excorcists.

Adam hurt Charlie, so Lucifer was free to join the fight.

#I want it to make sense do I'm voting for this #although the idea of making ducks until the last second is hilarious

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Tired...

you may consider this part 1 and this part 2

Thanks to that person who used the word "vulnerable" in tags, it inspired me for some reason....

bonus comic....

we do love some messy-haired Alastor~ to make this clear, he talks almost without his radio-filter here...

i wanna draw some human au with them--

#love them sm

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I think they'd have a hilarious dynamic. [Royalflush/Lucihusk]

#LOVE THIS SO MUCH #Ahhhh!

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👿🌈😇 wip

#ALL OF THIS

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imagine Vox's corporation creates robots that are like "emo go home robot" and all these small guys for some reason are imprinting on Vox like ducklings 😔😔💔💔

Wherever Vox goes, if there's an "emo go home", it will likely go after him

An army of tiny baby robots running after Vox all around Hell and he's trying to escape (with no result)

(emo go home video if you don't know what are those tiny guys

https://youtube.com/shorts/dKQv-p91JDk?si=lsCuBfXZbMCZoSsT

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I've never seen those guys, thank you for sharing this idea. It's a really endearing concept

#this is so cute #vox

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The idea of Alastor's pilot personality (overly cheerful and touchy, very much physically reaching out to everyone, because he doesn't see any issue with it. Wdym this is flirting? He doesn't see it that way! He just likes to dance and make people uncomfortable)

Imagine that Alastor.

Now imagine he's like that with everyone but Vox.

#idk why this makes me laugh but it does #just wheezing #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #staticradio #one sided radiostatic #radiostatic #they're so silly

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The second part! They are both horrendously down bad for each other and they are BOTH fucking losers who are mimicking therapy with their respective dolls or wtv

Might color the two comics tomorrow if i feel like it!

#so sweet jgssd #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #radiostatic #staticradio

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My hc is that Vox is also ace

Theres a second part to this but I gotta draw it

The texts are also in alt cuz it came out a mess lmao

#this is unexpectedly cute help #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel alastor #radiostatic #staticradio #but like platonic #queerplatonic #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel

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#AKSKSJSJ #the what ifs of Luci trying but not understanding humanity reasoning #the way power often leads to... power abuse actually #absolute power corrupts absolutely? #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer