me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
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"is this too cliche?" who cares? bro, write what you have fun writing. stuff your manuscript full of your favourite tropes. the same themes you love. all inspired by things you grew up with. do it all. go off. load. it. up. be freeeee
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Just started rewatching 911 as I’m screaming dying patiently waiting for season 7 to be released (Rip living in Australia)
I forgot just how much happens in the first three episodes. Athena’s marriage falling apart, buck getting fired, then unfired, May overdosing, Chimney’s rebar accident—all within a few days these poor people😭. I forgot just how much they all go through during the show
Also bi buck???!! Omg I cannot wait to see season 7!!
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me: 5 tickets please
x: for which movie?
me and my friends
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Another ghost poll because it’s fun and in honour of the boop:
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Finally getting started on Hidden Messages Part 5 :))
it’s been so long since I’ve been able to write and it feels good to be able to do it again
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I'm obsessed with booping. Idc if I don't know you. You're getting booped 10000 times.
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I am living for the boops
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Was watching Now You See Me again last night and my god Jack really is doing everything 😂 Everytime we need something offstage? Jack can get it. Steal a whole-ass corpse? Jack can do it. Dramatic car chase? Jack's got this. My man is fucking CARRYING this entire operation.
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stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind
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People used to comment on web comics.
People used to comment on fanfiction.
People used to comment on fanart.
People used to comment on OCs.
I hate "content" culture.
I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.
People used to be excited about the art that other people created.
People used to want to share that excitement with creators.
I hate this future.
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I’ve never done a poll before and thought it would be fun so:
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biting something biting something biting something
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