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UTI? More like u and I, now come and kiss me on my hot mouth pookie, hurry before I collapse.

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Yall ever make a character in the sims 4 and they are just too fine? like bro these pixels got me kicking my feet and giggling fr

#sims 4

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My friend just told me I was the worst person she’s ever met ❤️❤️

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Somebody find me a slutty masc lesbian NOW.

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☹️👍

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Looking for a something new to get addicted to, anyone got any recs

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The pick-me to boy mom pipeline is real

#boymom #pick me girl #is this a shitpost? #shitpost

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I love baluga whales

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Cats are so stupid bro you can just drop a piece of paper and they will literally launch 20 ft into the air

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THERES A HORSE???!

A comprehensive guide to caring for your ugly lil pixel horse

The horse can be found if you click on the little horse icon in the bottom left corner.

The horse poops all the time. The poop releases a deadly, airborne toxic that will kill your horse within fifteen seconds, unless the poop is removed.

If the horse poops twice within a short span of time, the poop will release twice as much toxin, killing the horse twice as fast.

You remove the poop by clicking on it.

If you don’t remove the poop and the horse dies, you can hatch a new one. Presumably from an egg.

No, you can’t change its name.

Clicking on the horse itself will make a small heart pop up and then drift upwards. The heart is completely useless. It will not save your horse from the poop toxin.

Clicking anywhere else will do absolutely nothing.

Going to a different part of Tumblr - anywhere that’s not your dash - will pause the horse.

Shutting down your computer will pause the horse.

Switching tabs to another site, like Facebook or Google, will pause the horse.

Minimizing the horse window will not pause the horse.

The horse will just keep pooping.

The horse will die from the poop toxin.

That’s how I killed my first horse, True.

Now I’m stuck with Earl of Aegae.

Whom I don’t like.

Despite that, he’s over 100 days old.

So I know what I’m doing.

Trust me.

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I just love sharing my vaguely threatening little thoughts on this silly little app

I just love sharing my silly little thoughts on this silly little app

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Time for my favorite game, the game where I try to figure out if I’m about to get my period, have a UTI, have appendicitis, or is it just gas pain?

#aesthetic #no context #is this a shitpost? #shitposting #sillyposting #misc

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Ugh I’m so hungry I should probably go back to sleep before the creature gets me

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Hey guys haha when do things cross over from being intrusive/impulsive thoughts and get into concerning territory just wondering haha

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The degree to which I want to donate blood is mildly unsettling I think

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#sillyposting #is this a shitpost? #shitpost

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If I let you borrow my book and you dog ear my page I WILL rip your fingers off and use them as a bookmark

#booklr #reading #books and reading