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Heyy everyone! After much delay and procrastination, PREORDERS FOR CAMELLIA ARE NOW OPEN!!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It’ll be printed in A5 size on 90gsm recypal paper in perfect binding with 220 pages (well actual content’s about 212 im gonna be honest-) and will be $13 each without shipping. 

The summaries for each story are as follow: 

Story 1: Until the Sky Clears (War AU) Set during the Sengoku Era, Hide and Kaneki are a pair of friends separated by war. Ironically, they are later reunited by it as well.

Story 2: Once Upon Tiny Hands (baby!Mukade AU, heavily inspired by karin’s AU) Hide stumbles upon a strange child abandoned in a box.

Story 3: A Tale of Two Fools (Prince and Witch’s Servant AU) A story of a prince who embarks on a fool’s quest, and the fool whom he meets at the end of it.

Story 4: Camellia Childhood dreams finally come true. An extra story to And In The Darkness, I Found You. (but it can also be read by itself!)

can you see how hard i tried with those lmao-

Preorders end on 12:00AM (GMT+8) 16/12/2016 and I’ll begin shipping out orders from 22/12/2016 onward. Place your orders now at: Storenvy (For International orders only!) Google docs (For buyers within Malaysia only!)

*I will not be reprinting more copies of this once this batch is sold out unless I receive enough requests to do so, so grab your copy now! 

I’ll be sending out orders through International Small Packet for you guys overseas ouo. For more info on the shipping, please have a look at the FAQ section of my storenvy! 

and that’s about it i guess??? i’m pretty sure i missed out on some stuff so please feel free to send me a message here or email me at [email protected] if you’ve got any questions! 

i understand that it’s a little pricier than the original estimated price i gave you guys before and i truly apologize OTL printing isn’t cheap and this is honestly the lowest price i can land with the type and quality of paper i’m printing the anthology on _(:D i really hope the contents can at least make it up to you aa

also helping me spread this around would be great too but thanks for reading this anyways!!! 

#[ayyy guys i know its been a while since i updated thsi blog _(:D] #[but here's something i did for anyone who might be interested???] #[i would really appreciate it if you can help spread this around as well hnghh _(:D]

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Do you think this new kagune of yours might help keeping an Eye on the ghoul problem?

#kaneki ken #sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #replies #karbinhake #[this pun is so overused im sorry] #[also this lateness!!! i have no excuses FAHAH]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

That is either one HUGE bra, or that man is very tiny. 

#sasaki haise #kaneki ken #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #replies #silverelitegeneral #[//cRAWLS OUT OF THE PIT OF HIATUS HELLO IM BA-] #[tbh im not completely OTL] #[i wholeheartedly want to answer the few asks i still have in my inbox but at the same time i wanna work on something else _(:D] #[aaaaAAAA]

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fight mE

there can only be one badly drawn haise-

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #kaneki ken #ask-badly-drawn-haise #[iM LAUGHING] #replies

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Sasaki, I tried to make 10 funny puns but no puns in 10 did, I guess

i don’t even-

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #kaneki ken #replies #sasarious-is-tooghoul-foryou #[IT TOOK ME A MINUTE-] #[also do you see how hard i tried in the second panel] #puns

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Hi sassaaaan~ ( ；´Д｀) Can i get a huuuug?? ;//3//; you're so adorable aaaah ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

I might look like a mess but I’m still the same person inside, I promise! 

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #kaneki ken #replies #kuronekikenchan

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Hey, Haise! I bought you this coffee with ice cream in it. Cuz affogato what kind of coffee you liked.... .3.

Thank you for the treat!

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #replies #that's a great pun by the way! #kingshanna-thelyingangel

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ever heard about a certain gourmet ghoul?

and to answer your question properly, yes I have

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #cindontell #mod is very sorry for disappearing for an eternity #mod has made this typo too many times to be funny #she'll start answering some asks from forever ago shortly #[also since i got these from way back before what's happening in canon now im keeping his hair that way until the newer asks] #replies #puns

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Though I’m pretty sure he’d grow on me if he was more of a fun guy  (´・ω・｀)

#reblogging for the morning crowd #ayyyy

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Though I’m pretty sure he’d grow on me if he was more of a fun guy  (´・ω・｀)

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #kaneki ken #puns #[//TRIPS IN 54375034 YEARS LATE WITH A TRIPLE PUN POST] #[GUYS IM ALIVE IM SO SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE AT ALL LATELY] #[ALSO THIS PUN IS SO LATE LIKE THIS CHAPTER CAME OUT AGES AGO RIP]

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Ishida sensei is so sensational

yes he is (☞ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

#doubl-ethink #replies

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//nervous laughing

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul:re #spoilers #puns #mod apologizes deeply for the recent unannounced hiatus #OTL

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こ、こんにちは。初めまして、六月透です。あの、ブログも始まったばかりなので、あの、皆さんよろしくお願いします。質問待ってます。

H-hello.Nice to meet you,I’m Mutsuki Tooru. Uhh,I started this blog recently,uhm,I’ll be under your care.I will be waiting for your asks.

#FOLLOW HIMMMMM #[because the mod's voice is perfect]

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What kind of pun can you think of when I say the word: Coffee ?

Allow me to espresso my love for coffee  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#replies #hetaliacaliforniadelsur #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #puns

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What would you do if Mutsuki was harmed?

I.. honestly don’t know. 

#replies #hetaliacaliforniadelsur

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How do you feel about Mutsuki being sent to the auction with Suzuya?

Honestly, I’m really worried for the both of them. I hope we’ll make it in time before any of them gets hurt.. 

#replies #hetaliacaliforniadelsur

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[Valentine's Special 7/7]

#sasaki haise #tokyo ghoul #mod dedicates this to all of you! #doooodle