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You eated a broccoli? 🥦
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"I thin."
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sir hank j wimbleton what are your thoughts on minecraft
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"It's no wonder all the kids are playing this game these days."
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*gives smol black kitten * have fun she's yours now
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"Gshshsvdfshsh..... k,,kkityy...❤❤"
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on a scale of 1-10 how good do you think you'd be with kids?
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"On a scale of 1-10? -10. Not good. Not good. Violent urges. Need to throw them. Kick. Kill. Punch. Kill."
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crocodiles can bite with a force of 3700 psi-- for comparison, a human has a bite force of about 175 psi. crocodiles have more than enough strength to bite through steel. how does your metal jaw compare?
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"Hrmm... Pretty strong, I think."
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Hank is your jaw really made of metal?
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"Tch, Yeah, 'course it is. What else would it be made out of? Flesh? Bones? A bicycle helmet?"
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Hey runts, miss me?
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I was requested to make this.... blog... by some people.. and so here I am.
It seems as if people can "ask questions" about me. So I suppose I'll answer whatever you have in mind.
Just keep your disgusting questions to yourself, filthy rats. I'm not here to play your games.
(Rules & Information below)
OP behind the blog is a minor! N/S/F/W not allowed!
Main/Personal is @dusky-purpie
Any out-of-character posts will be labelled with "//" before the text and the tag "ooc"
RP is ok! I allow rp with MadCom, OCs, FNF, and any Newgrounds related characters!
I do not ship Hank with anyone, and will not ship him with anyone else. Please do not force any ships onto Hank, as it makes me a little uncomfortable.
I will not do Magic Anons because of consistency issues (i am very bad at staying consistent,, lol) But one day I will try!
Please follow general RP etiquette as well (Don't be controlling, No Godmodding, etc.)
My interpretation of Hank J. Wimbleton
6'2"
Birthday is July 25th
25 years old
Demiboy, He/They
Crimes include (but not limited to) Armed assault, Mass casualties, Reality distortion, Felony evasion, Public urination, and more.
Mercenary, Wanted by the A.A.H.W. (Agency Against Hank Wimbleton)
Friends with Sanford, Deimos, and 2BDamned/Doc.
(he tolerates them lovingly)
Has died 7+ times
Doesn't show it, but has a fear of clowns
Ambidextrous
Secretly owns a collection of teddy bears (as a comfort thing)
LOVES cats. Will pet a cat if he sees one.
Very quiet most of the time, knows ASL, will talk if he REALLY has to
he eated a broccoli (i thin)
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