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So I think your fursona would be a tortoise! they are reliable, super cute, steady, long lived and pretty sure your shield is legit a turtle shell. C:

“I’m not entirely sure what a ‘fursona’ is, but I do like tortoises. They’re steady, strong, and live for a very long time. I guess I kinda relate to them, in a way.”

#captain america mcu #ask captain america #marvel cinematic universe #mcu ask blog #steve rogers #//wow bet you thought i forgot about you didnt you #//ha #//well #//im hoping to get more original art on this blog or smth #//idk but it seems kinda hard to get off the ground thats kinda why i lost steam so fast #//but dont worry #//i will do more soon #Anonymous

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@irritablereddemo replied to your post “//wow its been awhile i totally abandoned this blog like literally two...”

//awe i like your take on this character so much and was looking forward to updates

aw man im glad you were enjoying good ol cap here :’)

i really am hoping to eventually get a good grasp of his character and answer more asks and post more original work here (bc lets be real itll be hard to get a foot in the door of such a large fandom esp for mr. rarepair extraordinaire me so.. here we are)

#irritablereddemo #not art #i really will eventually do some things with cap i just... gotta see #im gonna fucking binge all of cap's movies one night and get some muse back for him #i may also try and look for some of the comics? although ive heard that chris evans does a very unique take on cap compared to comics cap #plus... have you seen the anatomy on some of thosecomics #worse than mine #but anyways

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//wow its been awhile i totally abandoned this blog like literally two weeks after i made it but uh hopefully once i iron out my college schedule ill get back onto this (and my 50 other personal creative projects a la fanwork)

#not art #im really not sure how to continue this blog ill be real #i dont have a solid grasp of his personality #or at least his personality??? just doesnt agree with mine????? #im chaotic stupid #hes lawful good #no actually wait im chaotic depressed yes thats better #anyways thats my excuse of the month pardon me as i leave for another like month #rip #in my defense i kinda... never had a cap muse i just really like him as a character #i may one day migrate some of my metas from my personal blog here #just rewrite them in a more coherent way i guess bc they're mostly me gushing about how lawful and how good he is and how #thats really refreshing for a guy who consistently only plays chaotic and/or neutral characters #aka me #i generally cant write anything more good or lawful than true neutral ok #i struggle #my main muse is a chaotic neutral bastard idiot #my secondary muse is neutral good and is a very :] 'ok' type of guy #and like all my other muses have some hidden dark side or whatever and like #im sure cap does have those intrusive thoughts now and again but he doesnt let that get to him #the man of unshakeable morals #not just an idiot with a shield or the star spangled man with a plan #although he is also both of those things #idk man i just like how surprisingly nuanced mcu cap is despite everyone saying lawful good is a boring alignment #to me he is anything but boring at least in terms of morality #you dont often get characters who are constantly morally challenged bc most people are neutral or chaotic in fandoms #and their like defining feature is 'my morals are grey blah blah' yes susan we know thats the morality #of literally every other fucking muse out there take it from someone who only plays morally grey muses

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“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”  — Stan Lee

Avengers: Age Of Ultron  (2015) 

dir. Joss Whedon 

#not art #gif #//THAT REMINDS ME #//i saw a headcanon post the other day that was like #//'steve can actually pick up the hammer #//except when he realized he could #//he chose not to because he doesn't want to do that to thor #//and doesn't want to rule asgard anyway #//and that the power isn't his to have anyway #//(which is why the hammer would recognize him btw) #//so he pretended he couldn't do it' #//like does that face in the last gif look like a guy who just tried his hardest to pick it up?? #//not in my books #//hes more like 'i know whats up i just chose not to do it' #//'because its not for me to take'

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Happy 100th Birthday to the greatest soldier this world has ever seen 🇺🇸!

Captain Steven Grant Rogers (July 04, 1918) 💖

#gif #not art #//its a special day today i get to spam gifs bc i follow #//a bunch of amazing blogs that reblog #//a ton of gifs of steve #//i also have a steeb compilation planned #//not steve steeb #//this is the name ive officially decided to #//give to the steve chibi things i draw lmAO #//thank you anon what a blessed ask im still thinking about it

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040718: Happy 100th Birthday Steve Rogers ♡

“The serum amplifies everything that is inside, so good becomes great; bad becomes worse. This is why you were chosen. Because the strong man who has known power all his life, may lose respect for that power, but a weak man knows the value of strength, and knows…compassion.”

#gif #not art #//MORE BIRTHDAY STUFF TO REBLOG FOR HIS BIRTHDAY #//give him a birthday gift on his birthday on this birthsomething fuck #//you know that one vine

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CATWS JUST STARTED ON FX THIS HAS BEEN A PSA

#not art #gif #//I LOVE HIM TOO ME TOO OP ME TOO #//since its a liveblog im gonna not queue it #//he's so good okay so fucking good #//i love him so much #//im gushing now i know but i really love him a lot

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I really like your icon art, like everytime you post I'm 'look it is steeb ' he's so happy but irrevocably confused. I love that expression, I live in a similar content but confused state as well I wish my face looked like that... alas I have resting constipation face

//thank you omg that is my goal in life,, i live to serve

#ooc #not art #//SDJFDSNALKF OMG im glad someone has noticed #//steve is a good bean #//he's 100 years old but still hasn't mastered technology #//'it appears to run on some sort of electricity' #//is still my favorite quote because same steve same #//me @ a computer: it appears to run on some sort of electricity #//i hope at least i hope it runs on some sort of electricity #//and also 'I understood that!' '... I understood that reference' will literally be one of the best things #//because same me too that was the Big Mood of reading in english class #//me reading a book and finding an allusion: 'i understood that reference!!! look how smart i am' #//anyways enough rambling i will have more steve soon #//maybe even more chibi steve #Anonymous

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#gif #not art #//i remember this scene #//i remember laughing my ass off at how relatable steve is #//look who wouldnt be really really awkward if some #//really hot blonde lady started hitting on you?? especially if its never happened before

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Happy 100th Birthday to Steve Rogers!

#//oh my god you're right #//you're absolutely fucking right #//HUNDRED YEARS BABY #//look at him go he doesnt look a day over 30

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military worship in this country is out of fucking control

#not art #//i know i said no politics but this is somehow really highly ic relevant #//like just in time for the 4th too #//cap is the stereotype soldier-hero yes #//he's kinda the epitome of society glorifying the military #//but i feel like cap himself especially the way he's portrayed in the films #//is not about to say the military is perfect or that everyone in it has the same high ideals that he does #//i honestly feel like he cares really little about being seen as a hero #//like with the part when he's like parading around in that really silly costume? with the felt wings on his head? #//he's like super unhappy #//he's a /hero/ sure but it's not what he actually wants to do #//man im not sure where i was going with this ill figure it out later BUT i absolutely believe that while cap is supposed to be #//the ultimate super soldier-hero who represents the american spirit #//i feel like on a deep level he's not... really cut out to actually be a soldier???? #//i know that sounds weird but he's just a guy who wants to do good #//the military was just one way he saw it #//he's as much a byproduct of military worshipping as he embodies it #//not because i think he wants to #//i feel like even though cap may not know what to do with himself when there isn't war #//like as captain america he can't do much without war like the cap persona was built around military worship #//but as a person like deeper down??? i feel like he would be against worshipping the military #//not everyone joined because they wanted to fight for their country or are as zealously righteous as he is #//man anyways this is getting long im kinda hungry for some reason idk

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Heya Cap! Quick question, are you always in uniform, or do you get a chance to relax? It's summer, you gotta enjoy it somehow!

“I’ve actually been traveling a lot lately! The beach is always a fun place to visit. It’s nice to know that some things don’t change over half a century. The only major difference is that there seems to be little difference between beach wear and lingerie...”

#captain america #marvel #mcu #steve rogers #ask captain america #//i... i tried really hard on the actual drawing and just #//slapped some colors down for a background im sorry #//but hey look he's in full color!! #//it was either this or him drawing under an umbrella #//steve being an artist is such an under-appreciated aspect of him like #//cmon!!! he's relatable #//in every way but his unshakable morals i wish i could be like that #//but no im just a regular ol chaotic neutral idiot #//more like neutral idiot #//anyways here we are im slowly chewing through these #Anonymous

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#nsfw #gif #not art #//i almost dont want to tag this as not art bc this #//this is art at its highest form buddy #//i also just collapsed and laughed for a solid #//several hours #//(not really more like a minute of me shaking silently) #//but still #//jesus christ #//I.... I can't believe this even exists this is too much I think i might spontaneously combust #//i really might if i stop posting for a month thats why

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#gif #not art #//i love him... so much #//i swear his lips are so fucking red in this i dont #//understand

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#not art #gif #ah yes there he is the ol classic #i need to draw this more tbh

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Peter: Hey Cap, what’s your street name in Brooklyn?

Steve: Lil Stevie.

Peter: You live on a street named Lil Stevie?

Steve: Oh- You meant my address…

#not art #//PARDON ME AS I CACKLE MADLY #'Peter please stop telling people this' #'I know I was often on the street' #'Things were different in the 1940s I was just... Hanging out'

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"Captain America? What's the best thing about being a hero?" Please excuse the slight awe in the Scout's voice. (I know, a basic question, but I wanted to get the ball rolling somehow.)

“I think it’s knowing I made a difference, knowing that I helped someone and changed their world.” Steve smiled at the much shorter boy. “I know that sounds like a canned answer, but it’s really how I feel. That, and knowing I’ve served the people well.”

#ask captain america #steve rogers #marvel cinematic universe #captain america #mcu #//OOF im sorry im like kinda late #//also i kinda just went with his torso bc why not #//his torso is great just by itself #//also forgive the other tags im just... trying to get my art out there #//its hard breaking into a new fandom as a new blog who knows nothing #politescoutrussell