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reasons why guzmeria is seriously such a good ship:

-Plumeria understands Guzma the most out of anyone. GREAT hurt/comfort ship, and seriously does this boy need comfort

-but on top of that, she doesn’t take any crap from him. He’s a sassy mouth but she comes back even sassier

-Guzma can call her “Plum” “Plumes” etc and that itself is a win

-aesthetic alone. you cant tell me they don’t look good af even when they’re doing nothing but standing next to each other

-They obviously care deeply about one another

-ULTIMATE “lovingly insults” couple

-they can be both adorable AND sexy

#pokemon games #pokemon sun and moon #pokemon usum #guzmeria #pokemon guzma #pokemon plumeria #team skull

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The way I wish I could live in this moment forever with this beautiful dialogue 🥹🥹

I’m so glad USUM added this in, just knowing Guzma and Plumeria are in the same space just makes me 😍😍😍🥰 and no matter how many times I play through the game, I will never stop getting excited over this moment

#pokemon games #pokemon usum #guzmeria

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Ask Meowth: When did you first know Jess and James were in love? Both individually if ya noticed at super different times.

“Since the training days”

#team rocket #rocketshipping #pokemon anime

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he went full kitty! he was really curious and cautious and afterwards wouldn’t leave jessie and jules’ side

#that's so cute #also james looks really good with his hair up #rocketshipping #pokemon anime

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After being repeatedly smacked in the face by @yamujiburo‘s big city greens header due to internet cookies, I decided to draw Team Rocket as Bella and Bash to make the parody come full circle. 

#paradoying/referencing something parodying/referencing you #perfect #team rocket #rocketshipping #pokemon anime

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Sounds about right

Post was immediately inspired by @caffeine-clouds

#team rocket #rocketshipping #pokemon anime

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SPY (ROCKET) FAMILY!🚀

#spy x family #rocketshipping #pokemon anime #team rocket

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Is there a culprit or ending that scared you/still scares you? For me, it's Shorty coming after you in the cliff dwellings. Something about him announcing that he is getting closer and his cheerful voice just gives me the heebie jeebies to this day.

#nancy drew games

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Po what have you done

#kung fu panda 2 #lord shen

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kfp 2 but it has bloopers at the end like what pixar movies used to do. just imagine, the kfp cast but actor au. i talked with a friend and MAN we tossed up so many fun ideas.

#lord shen #wolf boss #kung fu panda 2

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is the kung fu panda fandom still alive

#kung fu panda 2 #lord shen

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The first thing that comes to his mind when he sees a big guy was him getting SAT ON.

Tai Lung. Man of culture.

#kung fu panda #tai lung

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Shen: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Soothsayer: you don’t say

#kung fu panda 2 #lord shen

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"You're a writer, wow, you must know so much about what happens in your stories."

My first draft placeholders:

[Image Id: five screenshots from Google Docs that read:

[Describe shit, idk]

[Other stuff happens, idk, ran out of motivation for this scene]

[Beginning stuff happens]

[I really don't know, inspiration escapes me]

the quiet village of [Insert vaguely French name]

End id]

#writing problems #writing

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just imagine that the real reason for the refusal was not the inner darkness of tai lung, but that oogway was tired of this little BITCH breaking ALL their training equipments EVERY DAY.

#[ oogway was like “life imprisonment with an army of thousands will cost us less” ] #<-prev tag #HAHAHAHA #kung fu panda

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Every damn day I think about Po’s traumatic past and how he still found himself loving family and friends despite everything Lord Shen took from him

#kung fu panda 2

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Shifu vs Tai Lung

#like the best most sickest fight scene of my childhood #i prefer kung fu panda 2 over the first one #but this is the best fight in the franchise #one of the best animated fight scenes ever #kung fu panda #tai lung #master shifu