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fun facts!

in UK law, it didn’t count as bestiality because it wasn’t alive, and it didn’t count as necrophilia because it wasn’t human

#piggate #david cameron #uk politics #british politics

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Really leaning into her “Suella De Vil” nickname.

Things going well at the conservative conference as Suella Braverman just stands on a dog.

#that’s a guide dog too #Jesus #what a horror #suella braverman #suella de vil #british politics #uk politics #tories #Tory party #Tory party conference

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Wow.

And people were already calling her Suella de Vil before all this came to light.

Let’s be real here, if it was in 2019, it wasn’t Suella Braverman, it was Priti Patel. Just as cruel, just as callous, if not more so - she actually smirked as she admitted her own parents couldn’t enter the country under her plan for immigrants entering the country. She would have done this under the command of Boris Johnson. Or perhaps in cahoots with him. If this is the case, then all three of them are utter disgraces.

How did this fly under the radar? I'm so upset.

#british politics #uk politics #animal testing #suella braverman #suella de vil #Priti patel #boris johnson #Tories #Jesus Christ it’s a laugh a minute with this bunch #malcolm tucker #the thick of it gif #gif

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Boris Johnson’s entire testimony to the Partygate inquiry as explained by The Thick of It

#british politics #uk politics #ttoi #the thick of it #baroness sureka #glenn cullen #Hugh abbot #Clare ballentine #lord goolding #no gif

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Not The Thick of It related, but it would’ve been interesting to see Jeremy Hunt stabbed 17 times in the back in the middle of Parliament while delivering his sham of a Budget.

#british politics #uk politics #Jeremy hunt #stephen colbert #the late show with stephen colbert #ides of march #I’m not advocating the death of Jeremy Hunt #just referencing Julius Caesar’s end #which is apt given the date #especially since March 15th was the Roman date for settling debts #and the UK Budget was delivered today #but if you want to take it that way go ahead #who am I to stop you #let’s stab Caesar

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I am on my holidays, so I’m not supposed to be keeping up with the politics back home, but I just learned MPs are writing letters of no-confidence in Rishi Sunak. Like…

It’s been a fucking week! Fucks sake! We need a fucking General Election right the fuck now.

I am losing my patience with these fuckers

#british politics #uk politics #rishi sunak #ttoi #the thick of it #gifs #malcolm tucker #fucks sake

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Rishi Sunak will be our third Prime Minister in as many months.

#british politics #uk politics #ttoi #the thick of it gifs #gifs #malcolm tucker #rishi sunak

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Boris Johnson will NOT run again for Prime Minister!

#british politics #uk politics #boris johnson #tory leadership contest october 2022 #the thick of it gifs #ttoi #gifs #malcolm tucker #ben swain #futurama #professor farnsworth #thank fuck

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Dude!

#british politics #uk politics #ttoi #the thick of it gifs #gifs #boris johnson #penny mordaunt #malcolm tucker #ollie reeder #tory leadership contest october 2022

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There’s always hope.

Many backers of Rishi Sunak (and Penny Mordaunt) don’t want Boris Johnson back and some have even gone so far as to say they will resign the whip and quit the Conservative Party in protest.

If he comes back, it’ll likely be the end of the Conservative Party as we know it. And there’s a strong chance, because he won’t have enough MPs backing him, that there will need to be a General Election.

Let’s also not forget the ongoing investigation into Partygate - people are starting to testify for that. If Boris Johnson does get back in, General Election or not, because of the damning evidence against him, he’ll be gone before Christmas, resigned in disgrace again.

Great.

#british politics #uk politics #tory leadership contest october 2022 #boris johnson #ttoi #the thick of it gifs #gifs #malcolm tucker

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Remember these names. Let’s see who supports Boris Johnson this time around, and if he does get in, resigns in protest again.

This is a very interesting time.

pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them

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Great.

#british politics #uk politics #Tory leadership contest October 2022 #boris johnson #malcolm tucker #ttoi #the thick of it gifs #gifs #kill me now

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This one?

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It’s that time again, folks!

Kill me

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Please kill me

#british politics #uk politics #ben wallace #Boris Johnson #jacob rees mogg #uk prime minister contest of October 2022 #it’s sad I have to specify that #ttoi #the thick of it gifs #gifs #peter mannion

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Well damn!

Just found this in my fridge.

Bought during the last leadership contest, supposed to expire on the 2nd September. Truss was elected in on the 5th. Sworn in on the 6th.

It’s now the 20th October. Truss has resigned.

This simple, humble lettuce I bought because I wanted a salad wrap in late August, has lasted longer than Liz Truss’s premiership. And then some.

#british politics #uk politics #lettuce #liz truss #liz truss lettuce

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A live look at the 1922 Committee looking for a replacement for Liz Truss

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It’s that time again, folks!

Kill me

#british politics #uk politics #liz truss #gifs #ttoi #the thick of it gifs #jamie macdonald #nicola murray #malcolm tucker #julius nicholson #here we go again #why can’t we just have a general election