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Naruto Crack Text Fic

A total mess made with my bud @yummramen who was Sasuke (Emoavenger666) and Shikamaru (smarterthanu)

sack_of_rice69: omg fucc me sasuke-kun

Emoavenger666: na u ain thicc

sack_of_rice69: then who on this planet is th I CC enough for u sasuke-kun?? Who is worthy

Emoavenger666: nardo is thicc, lemme get som of that narutomaki yassss

sack_of_rice69: I FUCCING KNEW IT

Emoavenger666: added OrangeHOEkage to the chat

OrangeHOEkage: *quote on vine* This is how I enter my house, WHATS UP FUCKERS

sack_of_rice69: Naruto dont meme pls

Emoavenger666: whats a meme

Emoavenger666: is it another sex word i fucking knew it you bastards

OrangeHOEkage: yep totally sasuke

OrangeHOEkage: u wanna meme with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emoavenger666: yes naruto i want u to meme me

sack_of_rice69: i dont know how to feel about this

OrangeHOEkage: sasuke im going to meme u so hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emoavenger666: i just looked up meme tf naruto

Emoavenger666: im gonna chidori yo gay ass

OrangeHOEkage: HAHAHAHA STUPID BICH

OrangeHOEkage: yes chidori me harder daddy

Emoavenger666: u cant even spell bitch u imbicile

OrangeHOEkage: ITS ON PURPOSE U TWAT

OrangeHOEkage: pls idc >:P

Emoavenger666: can i just CTRL + ALT + DELETE ur existence at this point

sack_of_rice69: now bois , is this any way to treat each other?

OrangeHOEkage: kinky sasuke

Emoavenger666: HE LITERALLY GOT MY ARM DELETED

OrangeHOEkage: anD NOW HES A ONE ARMED VAMPIRE

Emoavenger666: im not a vampire smh, unless ur that kinky nart. No wonder they call u the HOE kage.

OrangeHOEkage: vampire knight? Diabolik lovers? I only kno sasuke uchiha tyvm

Emoavenger666: added smarterthanu to the chat

Emoavenger666: shika can tell everyone how kinky u r.

OrangeHOEkage: UR ONE TO TALK PEAR BUTT

Smarterthanu: naruto is kinkier.

OrangeHOEkage: Hush, shikamaru the last pearbenderTM

Emoavenger666: TOLD YOU SO

OrangeHOEkage: WHATEVER

Smarterthanu: one time naruto told me that he wanted to ############## ### ### # # # # ######### ### # # # ############## # # ## # ###################################################################### and then ############# # # # ## # ####### just to later ####### # # ####### ####### ############# and then sakura ######## # ## #### # # # ################ ## ### # ## # ########################### ##### and she joined the ##### ##########.

sack_of_rice69: Naruto I cant believe u said these things

Smarterthanu: sakura you joined in on it though...

OrangeHOEkage “omg fucc me sasuke” - sakura 5 mins ago

sack_of_rice69: i am an innocent cherry blossom ass thank u very much

OrangeHOEkage: liar.

Emoavenger666: somehow i have a child now so fricc off

OrangeHOEkage: excuse me for breaking the forth wall but what timeline r we in

Emoavenger666: idk i though we were doing boruto but then its funner w 12 yr olds cursing

OrangeHOEkage: yeah thx emo boi

Emoavenger666: so what time line

OrangeHOEkage: fetus timeline?

sack_of_rice69: What r u psychos talking about???

Emoavenger666: our child named salad in the future

sack_of_rice69: *GASP* we have a child???? :D

Emoavenger666: karin kept the umbilical cord tho… it was weird.

sack_of_rice69: I finally got da DICC HAHAHAHAHA

Emoavenger666: most likely u kinda raped me but k whatevs

sack_of_rice69: One day ull fall for me sasuke-kun, our child is proof :)

Emoavenger666: who said it was a love child

OrangeHOEkage: I BET I GET DA DI C C BEFORE UUU HAAH

Emoavenger666: actually in the future i suppress my emotions so much in the future to a point where i break down crying and i tell u in the most socially awkward way that i have feeling for u and u reject me by friend zoning me :)

OrangeHOEkage: Rlly? But da di cc :((

Emoavenger666: a tradgey, i know. I wanted dat ass.

sack_of_rice69: SHUSH YO GAY ASSES UP

OrangeHOEkage: nah lol

OrangeHOEkage: sasuke choke me daddy

Emoavenger666: im gonna flame yo ass w amaterasu if u dont s t o p

OrangeHOEkage: U BETTER STOP BICH NAHHHAKSJSNWKSM

Emoavenger666: mmmmmmm flamed narutomaki deleicioso

OrangeHOEkage: mmmm fried emo, i saw a box of it yesterday at ninja Publix

Emoavenger666: im going to summon my brother from the dead to wreck ur ass

OrangeHOEkage: sasuke ur dirty talk is getting rusty

Emoavenger666: ur rusty

OrangeHOEkage: HOW U DARE I AM OFFENDED I AM THE MOST FRESH NOT RUSTY BOI ILL HAVE U KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT THE NAVY SEALS

Emoavenger666: did i mention in the future u become hokage, but u also look like a 30 yr old man with a receding hair line that needs viagra to keep the uzumaki line up.

OrangeHOEkage: I become hokage??? :D U SRS?

Emoavenger666: sorry auto correct, HOEkage, because u still chasin after this dick,,, and u also suck at being hokage.

OrangeHOEkage: I think u made a type o here lemme help u

OrangeHOEkage: sorry auto correct,, and u also suck this dick

OrangeHOEkage: thERE

Emoavenger666: u sucked my dick one time and this is what happens

OrangeHOEkage: I FRICKIN DID AMAZING DONT ACT LIKE I DIDNT

sack_of_rice69: exCUSE me what happened??!!

Smarterthanu: i cant handle this gays

Smarterthanu( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Left the chat

sack_of_rice69: GUYS U SCARED SHIKA AWAY WITH UR GAY

OrangeHOEkage: that fake hoe accin like he aint the gay mf he is

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emoavenger666: he is also MARRIED ( ͡( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)naruto

OrangeHOEkage: HUSH WITH THE ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°) LINE SHIZ

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Emoavenger666: not to mention u treat ur son like shit. I mean, i end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)up training the poor kid.

OrangeHOEkage: I mean u r the daddy type of the two of us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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sack_of_rice69: muted the chat

THE END

#i know this is so stupid #tbh i think we were high on boredom #this is what happens when ur bored kids #no idea what timeline lmao #naruto #sasunaru #narusasu #sns #sakura #sasuke #textfic #fic #crackfic #nsfw #meme #too many memes #if this is liked enough we might do more stupid shit lmao

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