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appo-arsin · 12 days
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk
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appo-arsin · 12 days
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I think separation of church and state should be expanded to other things like healthcare and education.
guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D
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appo-arsin · 13 days
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Holy-
i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
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appo-arsin · 13 days
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sometimes my friends send me good reels
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appo-arsin · 15 days
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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
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appo-arsin · 16 days
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appo-arsin · 16 days
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Cheddar that was EXACTLY my reaction
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appo-arsin · 16 days
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Happy Birthday, Me!
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As part of my yearly milestone project I do, I've decided to make my 2024 entry in Blender 4.1!! Maybe next year I'll animate one? Who knows!
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As a #TheEmpireDidNothingWrong person, I completely agree with this. Blame Vader for torturing his daughter, not for blowing up a planet.
Leia, sweetie, dearest one, we know you hate your dad but stop projecting on him!! Tarkin blew up your planet! Blame your cyborg blood donor for his actually war crimes please!
vader fans are the best, instead of the usual silly villain fan whining of "omg he did nothing wrong!!!!" you get the far far superior "what no he did so much wrong. not that though but look at all the other terrible stuff he did--"
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appo-arsin · 28 days
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So… something like this?
how chronically online are you from a scale of “I only have tumblr” to “I have a twitter account that I am active on” ?
i downloaded instagram in 2012 and thats the hill i will die on
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appo-arsin · 1 month
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I’ve had this as a WIP for a while. I accidentally overwrote the file for it the other day, so I figured I’d post since I enjoy it a lot.
A piece I made for my interpretation of Joseph-122. Since Halo canon has forgotten about Carris-137, Keiichi-047, and Joseph-122, I made them into White Team. I’m planning on making stuff with the other 2 soon.
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appo-arsin · 1 month
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I can’t believe you made Stephen Colbert a twink
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Human AU Vox
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appo-arsin · 2 months
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I fucking love bugs
You’ll never guess my favourite tho
I joined this website to be social and then forgot to be social
So
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🔫Tell me your favorite pokemon that can be found in unova, this is a threat
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saving this for later don’t mind me-
Hello! I hope this texts works for your fun genetics thing and the brackets dont mess it up <3
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Closest match: Salarias fasciatus genome assembly, chromosome: 23 Common name: Lawnmower blenny
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appo-arsin · 2 months
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what voice
can you tag your asks so we can find our’s faster please and thank you
*Using the voice: NO
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appo-arsin · 2 months
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Happy Mar10
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You can only reblog this today.
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appo-arsin · 2 months
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"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend
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