Pathfinder: No one‘s ever asked me to stay anywhere before.
Revenant: Then let me be the first. Stay away from me.
Pathfinder: Yay! Is that far enough?
Revenant: You‘re still next to me.
Pathfinder: Yes!
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Crypto: Why is Mirage crying?
Wattson: He took one of those „What person are you?“ quizzes.
Crypto: Ugh, and?
Wattson: He got you.
Crypto: …
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Pathfinder: You saved my life, I love you so much! I‘m gonna stay by your side forever!
Revenant: Stop touching me.
Bloodhound: The Allfather wanted him dead and now we can see why.
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Revenant: Don‘t fear death, skinbag. Fear the state in which you die!
Mirage: Uh... New Jersey?!
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Mirage: I hate when people say „Are you even listening to me?“, it‘s such a random way to start a conversation.
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Pathfinder: Revenant has a weird way to say I love you.
Mirage: Wha- What do you mean?
Pathfinder: Watch. Hey, Revy! I love you!
Revenant: I‘d kill for you.
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Fuse, holding a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Fuse: [chugs entire bottle]
Fuse: Fuck me dead, it‘s perfume!
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𝐍𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬. 𝐍𝐨 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬. 𝐍𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫.
𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐛 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐨.
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Mirage: I’m going out on a date.
Crypto: Huh... When?
Mirage: I don’t know, when are you free?
Crypto: [blushing aggressively]
Octane: Damn, you smooth motherfucker! You two have my blessing.
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𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝...
𝐈 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐲.
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Fuse: Who the fuck-
Pathfinder: Language, new friend!
Fuse: Uh- Whom the fuck?
Pathfinder: No.
Fuse: What the fuck am I supposed to say, mate?!
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Rampart, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Wattson, pulling out a card: +4!
Valkyrie, slamming her Apex invitation on the table:
Mirage: WHAT are we playing?!
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Mirage: What does coffee tastes like?
Fuse: Unfortunately not as good as it smells, mate.
Mirage, nods: Ah, like shampoo.
Fuse: What-
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