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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

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I shall mix all the juices, combine it with Sprite and call the new soda concoction "Respectrum"

Come here and get yall juice

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I don’t like the outside. It is not climate controlled and I do not like that.

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comest thou hither o brother

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What would pride flags taste like?

Gay/LGBT+ Umbrella: Fruit punch

Lipstick lesbian: Cherry

Genderfluid: Sour berry blend

Asexual: Sour grape

Intersex: Lemon

Transgender: Cotton candy

Aromantic: Mint

Non-binary: ???

Queer/Questioning: Whole bag of Skittles

Bisexual: Sour-to-sweet raspberry

Pansexual: Tropical blend

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random asshole: you can't be asexual, that's against human nature

me: how about i do ~anyway~

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sexual attraction? in this economy?

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I should write more.

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#writing #relatable #diet mtn dew code red #can you tell I'm really bored?

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I don’t find people hot, I find them really, really cool 

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What do you call a bisexual and an asexual playing tennis?

(wait for it…)

Double or nothing!

…I’ll just…show myself the way out.

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So yesterday I got an explosion of notifications because apparently a post I made a month ago about the Ace Cafe in Orlando went from having 5 notes to nearly 150 notes in one day and I gotta say it made my day yesterday and is continuing to make my day today. That post is like 10 times more successful than all of my others combined so thank you random Tumblr aces for this unexpected virality

#asexual #ace

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I make a potato casserole that's cheesy and has ham and stuff in it and it's better than any cake I've ever had (and probably way less healthy than the average cake 😂)

Oh

Potatoes are my cake

as an Ace, potatoes are my cake

is that what sexual attraction is?

I look a potato dish and instantly think:

“Fuck. Yes.”

and then im imagining what it would taste like, what it might feel like to eat that potato dish and I want it so bad.

is that like sexual attraction?

Do any other Ace’s get me or am I just weird?

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Reblog if you'd date an asexual.

Lately some personal experiences with people reacting really negatively to my sexual orientation have caused me to feel like there’s no hope of a romantic relationship for me. This probably won’t get very far, but I thought I’d give it a try.

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Plans for the day: watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 1&2 (I just got out of 1 but I forgot to post earlier)

#harry potter

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Asexual watercolor wallpaper (744 x 1392 px) for anon.

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Harry Potter and Steve Jobs (I'm imagining a buddy cop story of two guys, a wizard and a tech genius, having to come together to stop some villain or something and oh wait that's just Tony Stark and Doctor Strange from Avengers: Infinity War 😂)

Harry Potter and the Secret History