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The Knight Bus
Alicia Knight|6th Year| Gryffindor
It's all alright now
"The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. they were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men"
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Fred & Alicia
And isn’t this exactly where you’d like me
I’m exactly where you’d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
But It’s Better If You Do - Panic! At The Disco
They were whispering not so discretely in the middle of the crowded club. Fred had his arms crossed, glaring at Alicia and her attempts at putting the note into his hand. The rest of the room was too busy watching a girl hanging off a pole on stage to see the scene going on and notice how hysterical and forceful the short girl was becoming.
"Taaaakkkeee iiiiit Freddiee."
“No.”
“Why not?! It’s impolite not to tip the strippers. So take the 5 dollars and put it in her fucking pants.”
Silence.
Finally, Alicia gave up on the money and decided to change tactics. She shoved Fred towards a tall and very glittery, blonde girl in spandex, who was standing near by. She looked nothing like any of Fred's ex-girlfriends, which was the main reason Alicia had chosen her. She wouldn't let her best guy friend think of past lovers in a strip club, he'd wallowed too much about them already, it was time he started living again.
But Fred was yet to accept her plans.
"What the fuck, Hamburger?"
She laughed at the bewildered look on his face as Spandex Lady grabbed his hand and pushed him onto a chair.
"What? Go on Fredster. Have some fun."
"But- I don't- Fuck-"
Alicia just ignored his protests and went back to drinking her weird fruity drink, watching the pole dancers and mentally patting herself on the back for her excellent plan.
#fred is getting over a break up probs with dilys so alicia takes him to a strip club#half cause prime opportunity to laugh at him#and also because you know#she likes strip clubs#dsnjkdfs#how do you write anything else to that song omg#anyway i hope you don't hate it ben x.x#i love you#drabble
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Alison | Drabble
I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
No Children - The Mountain Goats
Hushed but harsh words fly back and forth between them. Glares and curses thrown around between two people who were supposed to love each other in sickness, health and until death do they part. Instead, all they really wanted was for death to come so they could finally be rid of each other.
"You're so stupid! A chicken would be smarter than you!"
"Stop fuckin-"
"Mummy? Daddy?"
Their yelling was broken by a small, blonde girl standing in the doorway.
Their daughter.
"'Can’t sleep." Alicia and Jackson share a glare before they both plaster on fake ease just to make their child happy.
"Come on chicken, we’ll get you to bed." Alicia says, taking the hand of the only reason they’re still together.
#baaahh#i'm sorry this is so depressing omg#x.x#drabble#alison#GOOD SONG THOUGH#Jackson Collins#AND THEY HAVE A LITTLE GIRL#asjhabhasd
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Unhappy Birthday || Alicia Knight
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won’t cry)
Unhappy Birthday by The Smiths
“If I died, would you cry at my funeral?”
He could take this two ways.
Joke. Make it light. Get her to smile, then tease her about how crying and laughing at the same time gives you herpes.
Surely a girl needs a smile on the anniversary of her parents’ death.
Or he could go the other way. Be serious. Give her a speech about how he cares, and of course he would cry.
But then again, he’s Fred Weasley.
“Nahh… I’d be sad. But just a little. And no tears.”
She hits him, but the smile makes it ok.
#dndup;eh2eu890ee2903io34j4njejf#awwwwwwwww#omg#and her parents ;________;#and dfjnffui3rur9#and he would cry omg#i don't remember the tag for hoarding on this account#hoarding#favourite#dsjkndsu9peh89ui23#drabbles#for future reference#did i even have a tag#idk
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
I got sun burnt.
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YESSSSSSSS.
WELL THAT'S A FIRST. AND NO, I WASN'T. I WAS ON A BEACH PRACTICING MY SILLS AT TURNING INTO A TOMATO, AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I MAKE A VERY SEXY TOMATO.
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Yesssss.
Yeah, and speaking of where I was, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU ON MY BIRTHDAY?
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Yeah, yes way.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHOULD WE?!??? An easier question would be, "where haven't I been?". And the answer to that is probably only "Hogwarts" and various places that would probably get me killed.
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BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. THEY DOOOOO.
Well, you're too tense, you're almost going as grey as old Davey. I was just looking out for you, alright. Plus, being stuck in a rut is boring. Abstinence is so last year Fredickles.
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#because my characters always hit him where it hurts#dsnkd#omg#once again i'm sorry fred x.x#fredster
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What? Your ego is too big. I'm not in the business of inflating it.
Sure, sure. In your dreams, maybe.
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Yuppp. But fine, I guess I missed you a tiny bit.
Whaaat? Come on, Fredsy! We're mates! And technically you're not talking about shagging your girlfriend with me because, one, you imagined asking her out in the first place...so...she's not your girlfriend, and two, you're not shagging her.
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#fdsnjkfbnhfd#fred#not only does she think he's afriad of sex#she now thinks that he made the whole girlfriend thing up#dfnkjsd#ahhh omg#fredster
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But, I didn't miss you.
Really? But do you guys even like..Touch each other? No, definitely not, but we don't act like we're practically related either.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I KNEW IT. BITCHES LOVE ME.
Well, Fredster, I can understand why you'd even consider putting up with your fear of sex. Even living your worst nightmare would be better than being best friends with your girlfriend. Do you like, paint each other's nails as well? Wait, Zabini doesn't even do that. Do you gossip like old ladies? Compare broom sizes? You're like...Sisters. Are you sure she knows she's your girlfriend? Are you sure you didn't like...just imagine asking her out?
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Shut up, you missed me.
Really? Well then, enlighten me, what do the two of you do? Other than...you know...Not have sex.
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Freddikins, that's no way to be around your favourite person, especially when you haven't spoken to her in yeeeeeears.
What? Don't tell me I'm actually, right!?
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Right, you can't help the fact that you're scared.
What do you do instead, then? Play games of "Who will be better in the convent"? Watch Telletubbies? Talk about your feelings?
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Oh.
But she's like...A man. A frigid man. You really must be afraid of sex.
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