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this is me after i have consumed enough caffeine to kill a large rodent

i know you just had knee surgery but can you not. be on fucking percocet. around my djungleskog.

#possibly even a raccoon or ferret #idk even know if they can have caffeine in any amount lol

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hay gauis sau aye waz thhinking ahboaut duing maiy ouun langoowej reeform

aye rehkon aye shal du theh duhtch mehthod uv jusst saunding auwt theh werd and riting thaht

aye think aye am akchuwalee stuhk tahkin layk thiss

tel mi waht yu guiyz think :)))))

lol i wunder if thiss iz hauw peepel spehld bahk wehn thay hadint mayd spelling rules

oops whoops it stopped doing that. oh well

#language reform #i am so sorry #it just makes sense #it just flows

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i have no recollection of of acquiring this note in my photos~but i lovvvvvvvvvvve it

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i am a firm believer in the use of “OH” without the h bc it just looks like

O

and you can

use it in the way tat makes you sound old-thimey

like O BROTHER

O GOD hits much hard than oh god

and O FATHER GERB Plb borb berlp polp sibn nib nub nob ertb der s wilkommen zuhausen und mine taunteb leeben iin freislanhhhdaaa

#germany #ich will gehen #linguistics #i believe you are misstaken bc it all hits to hard #help lol #lolz #idk lol

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Oh wait it’s just China

What pride flag is that??

#pride #china #republic of china #bi pride #pride month #i mean come on it looks like a pride flag #pride flag #goncharov

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What pride flag is that??

#pride #pride flag #gay pride #bi pride #kuomintang

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Catholicism update idea:

Instead of the christ bread wafers, how about a single tater tot instead?

I think if we asked Jesus he’d be definitely down for the switch. He was like a cool dude and if he tasted tater tots he would definitely wish he could be transubstantiated into tater tots.

#while we’re at it change the wine to whiteclaw #catholocism #jesus #potatoes #tater tots #transubstantiation #eucharist

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A bird landed on me today, it wouldn’t fly away and I was worried about it not being able to get back to its nest. It eventually flew away and I hope it is doing well :)))

#bird #animals #wildlife #whydidhechoosemeamIadisneyprincess #songbird

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An obvious choice

#frog #froggie #bisexual

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drink up! it’s the quenchiest!

#sokka #genderfluid

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look at this lovely picture of my sweet poor baby doggy dog

his face is so smol it fits in the hand like a fresh avocado. avodoggo

#doggo #sweetbabydoggo #avocado

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Ace people joining lgbt discourse about

who we should be bangin

#voilence #theyonlywantdenmark #givethemdemarkandtheylltaketheworld #asexualworlddomination

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The human is in fact the opposite of a turtle. The turtle is slow on land but fast in waster while the human is slow in water while fast on land. The turtle also has a hard shell with vulnerable limbs while the human has a vulnerable torso with armored limbs. This is all key information when considering the best course of action when being attacked by a turtle or a human.