so anyone else totally normal about shogun?? and john and mariko? cool yeah me too
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i don't remember exactly which hand he's missing two fingers on dont judge me guys
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Tom Zane and Dr. Darling || Alan Wake 2
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"did you know that i've got a wedding ring too? we're that similar..."
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UPDATE:
It’s finished! You can find it on AO3 at The On-Off Death Wish.
“If you wanted to make things more interesting, you could have just asked.” His eyes flickered to the tent in my pants, and back up to my gaze.
“I-I need to write. You’re distracting me!” I sputtered.
He shook his head slowly in response, “Always crying wolf.”
There was a yank, and Scratch began to tug my pants from my waist. I held the gun - the power to end this - all I had to do was hold steady and pull the trigger. I’d done it a thousand times out in the wilds of The Dark Place, destroying Taken left and right.
So why couldn’t I do it now?
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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If I had the ability to make a RE8 edit, it would be with this song and it would be about Ethan and Rose Winters.I can’t find the lyrics anywhere online but it’s just so perfect.
This track has me thinking about the cold, and the sound of the music box woven throughout the game. Its got me wondering about all of those lost versions of Rose, the ones who didn’t make it when she was trapped in the memory of the place where her father died, their bodies scattered like dolls in Alcina’s castle. And I think of poor Ethan, who was long gone before he even knew he was. A ghost. The silent words on the wall, wishing he could hold his baby once again.
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made purely for fun because this is very easy and uncomplicated and everyone everywhere knows this
an extra:
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MATTHEW PORRETTA IN ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS ( 1994 ).
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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