ahsokatanohno

[ahsokatanohno]

One thing about Star Wars, they really do love a character with just one piece of easily identifiable shoulder armor

#star wars #clone wars #bad batch #star wars rebels #kanan jarrus #commander cody #bo-Katan Kryze #asajj ventress

[ahsokatanohno]

Zeb Appreciation Week: Day Four - Favorite funny scene

[ahsokatanohno]

#they’re the two old guys from the Muppets

[ahsokatanohno]

They rubbed off on each other a little too much LOL

[ahsokatanohno]

Taken from;

because Tumblr won't let me put a poll in a reblog. Rude.

#Hondo stole it off a random wealthy man #it’s full of photos of the man’s children #and Hondo 100% uses it when he thinks it’ll get him sympathy #‘I am taking this bounty to support my family!’ #‘Hondo you don’t have a-‘ #‘Ah but I do! Look here are their photos! In my pocket as a good father would keep them’ #‘Hondo those are RODIAN children’ #‘They are adopted!’ #‘SIX of them?’ #‘Yes! And they are all so hungry in these hard times! So many mouths to feed… For which I need this bounty.’

[ahsokatanohno]

Literal day one we see an entire meeting meant to show the incompetence of Imperial leadership, and a stormtrooper walks straight into a goddamn bulkhead

One thing that's kind of funny to me are the people who say "X show/movie/whatever ruined the Empire by making them incompetent" like there was ever a point in Star Wars where they weren't by meta standards.

Straight out of the gate in A New Hope they get exactly one scene where they're competent (again, by meta standards) in defeating a Rebel crew and after that it's all downhill. The only battle they ever win being on Hoth and only because they had gigantic walkers.

They were a meme long before Disney, so I can't help but chuckle every time I see someone complain that X Disney project ruined Stormtroopers. There's nothing to ruin, they always sucked.

Which is why it's best to look at them from a narrative perspective rather judging them by the standards of a real-life military.

#that last tag tho #what if we start judging real life militaries #from a Star Wars standpoint #there’s an allegory there I haven’t had enough coffee today to define

[ahsokatanohno]

Ahsoka by Adi Granov

[ahsokatanohno]

#oh my god #oh #my #GOD #it’s perfect #it’s so true

[ahsokatanohno]

"Weight of the galaxy on his shoulders."

#this is just a ton of really great moments #I know that was the intention #but this one does it better than a lot of other iterations I’ve seen #there’s not a gif on here that I feel like doesn’t fit #they’re all just exquisite obi-wan moments #10/10 #look at that man #trying so hard to stay light #stay alive #stay afloat #keep everyone alive and afloat with him #in the middle of a soul-crushing galaxy-eating war

[ahsokatanohno]

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO HURT ME HAT MAN, Ursa’s Clan Wren hairpin was in Sabine’s box of bc box of stuff in Ahsoka 😭

#FUCK

[ahsokatanohno]

The Jabba the Hutt cameo really caught me off gaurd this episode

#okay I just snorted

[ahsokatanohno]

Kanan and Fulcrum are twins.

Ahsoka Tano and Caleb Dume were not twins. They were born on different days three years apart and raised in different crèche clans. Caleb wrote his name in a grammar textbook beneath Ahsoka Tano with Sakshi Adelė and Olub Bolane between them.

But Caleb and Ahsoka died on the same day.

Caleb Dume died with Depa Billaba in the Kalleran snow. He was killed by blaster bolts that never touched him and was cremated in a pyre that burned only a padawan braid.

Ahsoka Tano died on a Venator above Mandalore with the click of a button and a “don’t make me regret this.” She was buried in a mass grave she dug herself.

Agent Fulcrum and Kanan Jarrus were born on the same day. They were both born in the snow. They swaddled themselves in tattered cloaks; their first cries were choked sobs. Tears froze to their cheeks. Around them, the Force wept at thousands of deaths and millions of minds robbed of their will.

[ahsokatanohno]

STAR WARS REBELS 2.07 “Wings of the Master”

[ahsokatanohno]

Everyone out here laughing at the Narnia episode title but nobody cares about the Macbeth one why have I not seen edits of Morgan Baylan and Shin around a poorly drawn cauldron where is the silly rewrite of the witches’ verses that swaps eye of newt for eye of space critter where is the deepening metaphor of a villain about to make their goals more difficult by taking on two enemies at once WHERE ARE THEY

#Ahsoka #ahsoka show #why are we SLEEPING ON THIS #narnia ba dum tsssss #I love it I love the fun of the Narnia jokes but come ON #it’s LITERALLY OCTOBER it’s LITERALLY WITCHY SEASON

[ahsokatanohno]

AHSOKA 1.08 The Jedi, The Witch, and The Warlord

#she already knew Thrawn needed to die #but you can see the exact moment she decided she was gonna do it herself #Ahsoka #ahsoka spoiler #ahsoka show

[ahsokatanohno]

Ezra, knowing full well that he's going to be entering a hanger full of Rebels whose first instinct is to kill Stormtroopers: "YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS-"

[ahsokatanohno]

Props to Leia for always saying fuck the senate.