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This website is only free for us who have paid the tax of living with our mental health. For those with good childhoods this site gives them mental damage.

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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Hello! Happy gyftmast!

Quick question!

Do you have a certain look in mind for 'Reader' character or keep it kind of neutral?

Well, to be honest for each Fic I wrote I see the readers being very different from each other, but for most I have not thought of an appearance, only a vague notion of it:

Puzzle Room – Bright and long hair, like blonde or light brown, a simple dress and round face.

Spinning Around – Lavender purple or blue hair, nonbinary haircut, male presenting clothes.

Do you think you are above Consequences? – I headcannon them with Dark hair, depending of the point of story they look different, the longer they go the more deranged they look.

Deserved Kindness – I headcannon long hair and kinder, cheekier apperance.

The only readers that I actually have a set appearance on are:

Every once in a while you have a bad day - AGT Reader If we only have One Night - Multiverse Reader.

AGT Reader is the Seventh human of AgreementTale Universe (not the Fic I have, that would be set on the AgreementFell Universe) at that point in story they would be unhealthily thin and frail looking male presenting teenager, they are being treated for malnourishment and have spent a while on the hospital, but covering with baggy clothes, messy brow/red hair at that weird length when you had short haircut and is trying to grow it out to medium length. Brown eyes, with a bit of determination Red shinning through, bags under eyes, teenager still, but carrying the weight of the world in their shoulders. I have not specified any of that in the fic, because 1- I don't plan on writing AGT but in flashbacks on AGF and 2 - I found the fic was more comforting without a description, anyone can see themselves in the reader and they can ship themselves with Papyrus if they want to (I know I did sometimes), but that's the main reason that that one is tagged "&" and not "/", if you are going to use The Human it has to be platonic, if you decide to use your interpretation of Reader then be my guest and ship at will!

Multiverse Reader is one that I have set a storyline in my head and plan to make other fics one day (after I finish my current ones), at that point in the storyline they dress mostly in black, combat boots, utility pants, a belt with a machete on it, long sleeves shirt with pockets, very survivalist style. For accessories they have a red collar on their neck, with a delicate golden skull pendant, in each of their hands they have a black glove that ends in a bracelet, on the left one it has a single red stone, on the right one the bracelet has pink stiches all over it. The inside of the fingers are pink imitating a cat paw, it has retractile claws, but only visible in a fight. When underground they mimic a black cat monster, so they also have simple cat mask, a fake tail, black headphones with cat ears, red hair on the longer side and a black scarf that they use as a hoodie. On surface they would not bother with the entire disguise they could even dress a bit lighter, but collar and gloves they would keep on themselves always. I headcannon them as Agender, but they were Assigned Female At Birth and at that time of the story, female presenting, this is only relevant because Lust!Paps helped them with the clothes, so, they are functional, but boobs and waistline are still a thing (Their waist line would not be so small though, because they have a bit of muscle, not enough for a 6 pack, but the start of a lateral abs).

I hope this helps, feel free to ask any more questions!

#Gyftmass 2023 #undertale #my ramblings #my asks

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First Arc: The child just point out basic mechanics errors and obvious flaws in the strategy that his other generals were just too cocky to consider it could be exploited as a flaw.

Second Arc: Slowly their questions make the villain wonder if killing all those people in a gruesome way is really the best way to make him achieve his goal of world domination.

Third Arc: The final realization that the glory of being the emperor of a scorched world will not make him happy, but only prove he does not deserve of the love and recognition he so hardly crave, but oh so deeply consider himself unworthy of.

 PS: Final arc is just the kid asking "Why?" in between the villain monologue, trying vehemently to deny what he is slowly coming to understand about himself, and ends with the kid hugging him, because he started to cry.

Rule 12 of the Official Evil Villain Rulebook™ states that “One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that they spot will be corrected.” You, as the local villain you decide to do just that. It soon turns out your plans have quite a few flaws in them.

#writing prompts #Fiction #Prompts #Writing

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It’s that time of the year again! Get your reading glasses, text to speech devices and favorite snacks, we are going on a reading marathon!

📕APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN!📕

Thank you for your interest in participating in the UT Reading Summer Camp 2023! Remember that applications are open from June 25th to August 31st! There is no limit to participants, everyone is welcome to join!

📕 Please don’t forget to read the rules before applying!

There is a link to the discord server in the thank you notes of the application form. Please make sure to join the server before closing the application form! Joining the server is mandatory to be able to claim rewards and prizes.

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#Undertale Event #Reblog

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PAYBACK TIME.

everyone’s always asking me to stop making pap cry and i decided to be generous today nsjksnjksdasd idek whats funny anymore

#undertale #April Fools #UT!Sans #UT!Papyrus #Funny #I just had to post this today

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C'mon guys, his numbers have risen 6% in the last hour, we have 17 left, lets make the bone man get the crown!

Tumblr Sexyrematch info

#Undertale #sanssweep #tumblr sexyman #I Voted #I want to see more fanfic from Toby

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Thank you so much for the Matchup!

Well, I hope he also likes receiving handmade gifts, because that's what would happen! Expect drawings and pyrography from things and shows he likes!

I would absolutely love the plushies! And would start sleeping with them as soon as he gave them to me (if it was a big one) or I would keep it next to my computer for comfort while working (if it's a little one).

And slow burn to friends, then friends to lovers? Sign me right in!

I would love a matchup!

I'm a quiet and patient person, very rational, like to hear all sides before making a decision, and try to make it as fair as possible. I brush off rudness and yelling easily and will only be upset if the person had the intention to hurt.

Non-binary, but often mistaken as female, cause I really like my long red hair, not bothered by misgendering.

I love nature and science, I'm a researcher and a student, focus on wild animals. I'm driven by the hunger for knoledge and my main goal in every situation is understand how things work. Hobbies are writting, art and crafts in general, and of course, watching movies and documentaries.

Not much of a people person, have prosopagnosia, so can hardly recognize anyone on first place, always friendly, but will take a lot of time to trust people and actually consider someone a friend, but when I do I'm loyal to a fault.

I don’t mind poly, but it may be tricky, because I need time for myself to "recharge" from social interactions.

Thank you for participating and for being patient. I hope you’ll enjoy your matchup!

~~matching…~~matching~….~matching~~…~DING~

You match really well with Razzle!

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(SF Sans) Razzle:

You and Razzle are a bit alike and I believe that’s where you two hit it off together!

Razzle really likes your rational side. He's quite the same in that regard, although it's easier to get him to lose his patience - meaning he’ll become a sarcastic passive aggressive ass - you two would make quite a team when the twins (Coal and Mastiff) have caused some mischief again.

He’s glad you brush off rudeness easily, he can get a bit snarky or sarcastic without meaning to, he feels guilty whenever he acts a bit like an ass in front of you, the words leaving him before he’s even registering them. Example: “MY DEAR, THERE IS NO NEED TO DRESS AS A CLOWN, MY BROTHERS ALREADY GOT THAT JOB DOWN WHOLLY.” He says gesturing to you accidentally wearing two socks that look so identical you thought they were a pair.

Razzle doesn’t mean anything hurtful with those words, but if he does end up striking a chord he will man up and apologize. And when I say he’ll man up and apologize I mean you’ll get the most awkward and unnatural apology you have ever heard in your entire life. you don’t know what’s worse, having heard him utter a more smooth and applause worthy one once directed at someone else, only for Razzle to turn to you to whisper he was bullshitting out his non-existing ass, or knowing that this castaphropy of an apology to you is genuine.

(Yep, Razzle is terrible, and I swear terrible at genuinely apologizing. So the more horrendous the apology is, the more sincere he is.)

Razzle is an ass, you know that, Coal knows that, Mastiff knows that, Razzle knows that, everyone knows that. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his more tender and sweeter moments. Like how he always wishes you a good morning either by text, note on your pillow or face to face. Or how he loves to take care of you for exemple make you dinner and sometimes even breakfast if you let him. Or how he’ll give you his entire attention and focus when you call his name.

One of the sweet things Razzle does is gifts! One of Razzle’s lovelanguage is gift giving! And not in the way you think! Yes he buys you stuff but that’s nothing, no, Razzle always keeps himself busy. Meaning he has a lot of hobbies, meaning he often makes, knits, etc all kinds of stuff, 9 out of 10 times for his loved ones. So expect knitted scarves, gloves and the like in your favorite colors and patterns, handmade plushies, embroidered tablecloths, handmade books covered in pictures of things you like, you, you and him, etc. Bowls, vases and creations molded from clay and so much more! Razzle puts so much love and care in each and every one of his creations for you, he thinks of you as he makes stuff, an endearing smile on his face and soft eyelights at his most unguarded moments.

He loves your hunger for knowledge and your pursuit in research and the like. He got a thing for smart people. Razzle likes to sit with you while the two of you do your own things. Likes to every now and again share opinions and tips on each other’s hobbies.

Razzle too is very loyal to those he cares about - so if you are a loved one/someone he cares about it’s a very big thing, Razzle doesn’t care about other people except his own. Back in the underground he couldn’t afford caring for anyone except himself. And later Coal, and way later Mastiff too.

It takes a while for Razzle to trust someone and warm up to them. (Despite that he is still civilized and tones down his assholery a lot, that side is only reserved for those he despises and loved ones. The ones he despises getting the absolute worst of it.) So you two definitely will have a slowburn to friends and a tad bit faster slowburn to lovers.

(Hope you’re ready for a 15K fic fhbvf.)

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Hope you enjoyed this matchup!

#Undertale #Matchup #SF!Sans #Razzle

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This ring is clearly malnourished! It's because of mistreating like this that you should never buy from uncertified jewelcrafters!

Try feeding it a fresh soul each month on its first year and it should rejuvenate to its desired form just fine, by then it should survive on your vital energy alone.

Also, try to make a habit of taking it on walks near hospitals every other week, as the proximity to dying souls is a great form of environmental enrichment.

I wish you and your new ring a good contract, and remember, a healthy ring will be happy to aid you in summonings and negotiations, so treating it with respect will pay off in the long run!

I just had to share this cursed object that the internet dared to market to me as a valentines day gift, anniversary present, or WEDDING BAND.

I mean there’s just no way this thing doesn’t steal souls, right?

#Take care of your rings people! #They are your friends! #Unreality #Funny #not Undertale

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Gyftmas 2022

Merry Gyftmas to @sheewolf85! She was my imp on the event @gyftmas2022!

I wanted to mix two of your requests, but previous experiences thaught me is better to focus in one thing and finish it in due time than try to make everything perfect and having to apologise, because you need more time.

So, have yourself some Underfell Papyrus having a rough time with old battle wounds, his S/O diligently helping him and just hints of a holiday with the famly gone wrong!

I hope you like it

#merry gyftmas #And for everyone I hope you have a great New Year! #I'm really happy for being a part of this fandom

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Plot twist!  Hacker was just a bored college student and decides to leave something for their "victim" to find.

 Sans: To try to stop the inbox flooding, hacker replies with "In Heinz-sight, that was not my smartest move, was it? Lesson learned, I can't ketchup with so many e-mails"

Papyrus: Hacker get inspired by Papyrus motivational quotes and decides to be a better person, he lets a message for Papyrus to find with a 'thank you' note and instructions for how to safely protect his electronic devices.

Star: Hacker royally fucked up. The police is searching the campus' computers. That escalated quickly, hacker is crying.

Honey: Hacked has a few good laughs, Honey later finds new items on shopping list he has no memory of adding, but are interesting either way.

Red: Red is now the (not so) proud owner of the e-book "Emotional Intelligence For Dummies"  

Edge: Police caught hacker trying to cook a new recipe, Hacker uses "It was just a prank, bro", it was not very effective.

Mal: Hacker renames every picture with variations of the word "Hot", Mal is blaming his brother. The perfect crime.

Cash: A terrifying reply "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!"

Oak: Hacker is so bored he goes to the scheduling app, Oak find new tasks with "Say good morning to your neighbor", "Eat your favorite treat", "Give flowers to your special someone", Oak is confused, Willow ends up with a bouquet of flowers.

Willow: Hacker starts typing "WTF is wrong with you? who needs so much brea-" he is interrupted by a small bark, he look around to see the silhouette of a dog doing a "I’m watching you" sign with its paws, hacker slowly erases the message, and offer to upgrade Willows electronic security for free instead. The dog seems appeased.

Someone hacks the skele's computer and phone. Main ten

Sans: all they find is a picture of a bottle of ketchup wearing a bikini and laying on a towel at the beach. It has a caption in comic sans that says “sun dried tomatoes”. If the hacker tries again, their inbox gets flooded with the ketchup bottle pic.

Papyrus: they’ll find a maddening amount of diy projects, motivational quotes, and pictures of a sleeping sans with things papyrus has stacked on his head for fun

Star: the hacker stays on his phone for maybe one or two minutes before all their electronics shut off and a loud message stating that they are being watched by the police glows red on their screen. As an officer, stars devices are on the police protection plan. This hacker picked the wrong victim

Honey: it’s all silly cartoon memes and Etsy shopping lists. Honey has nothing of value on his phone/computer

Red: his internet history is mostly about cars like how to fix them or just red drooling over his favorite models. There’s also some funny questions like “how to tell someone you love them” that were immediately buried under random google searches to get it off his history

Edge: the hacker is redirected to a cooking website, but edge is automatically sent their information which he’ll turn in to police. As a lawyer, he takes his clients info very seriously and has paid for the best protections to do so

Mal: it’s mostly shopping and Pinterest inspiration boards for his jewelry and art. There’s also a few thirst trap selfies of himself lol

Cash: suddenly the hackers phone has begun downloading 200GB of furry porn. There’s also a little message saying only “tsk tsk”.

Oak: they’re gonna be disappointed. The only things on oaks phone is his contacts, a schedule app and candy crush

Willow: So. Many. Bread. Pictures. How does he have so many. Who needs this many pictures of rolls?? Why??! Also there’s a few cute pics of his chihuahua too.

#undertale #Ratsoh ask #writing

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Ok, so bear with me… because I started rambling at some point…

In game the rules are simple:

Rule 1: When you kill someone, your EXP increases.

Rule 2: When you have enough EXP, your LOVE increases

Rule 3: The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.

Rule 4: The more you distance yourself:

    A: The less you will hurt

    B: The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.

 Then we have the definitions, and that’s where things start to get interesting:

"Execution points" A way of quantifying the pain you have inflicted on others.

Pain... not death, pain.

It implies that:

1 - A painful and cruel death would give you more EXP than a merciful one.

2 - You can gain EXP just by purposefully inflicting Pain, without ever needing to kill.

 "Level of Violence." A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt.

LV is way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt.

Capacity to hurt increases when you  distance yourself.

So LV increases when you  distance yourself.

Note it does not say you need to kill to distance yourself, it just say it gets easier. So it’s an ability you already have, and take a look at the effects.

A: The less you will hurt

B: The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.

  Does that sound familiar? Don't monsters change their status in battle? Could they be mentally distancing themselves from the conflict or overthinking its implications when they find reasons for not wanting to fight?

Could be that in that situation:

The less you will hurt = DEF increases

The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others = ATK  increases

 And if LV and EXP are two different things would it be possible to have one and not the other? How about:

LV 1 EXP 999?

or

LV 20 EXP 1?

To those questions I raise you 2 Headcannons:

LV 20 EXP 1 = Sans Killing the player in a no mercy run.

What is the pain he inflicted on others? Minimal, he kills one person, and at that point the player is running to his blasters and still he gives you all the opportunities to step back (He actually just asks you not to step forward! How hard is that?!).

What is his capacity to hurt? Have you ever seen his fight? He just took on the player at its maximum power and won!

 Daily life examples?

Have you ever met Health Professionals? Have you ever realized how they have to learn the ability to detach themselves from their patients to protect their own emotions?

A surgeon cannot think about cutting open someone's mother, is just tissue... muscle, fat, organs. They have to distance themselves, at least for that moment.

LV is the "capacity to", not the actual detachment.

A good surgeon can both empathize with their patients, to know them and create good interpersonal relationship and detach from them to perform better during surgery.

 But what if you never distance yourself from the pain you inflict? What if you feel every sorrow for every death you've caused? If every pain you inflicted to others, you felt it tearing your soul apart?

That is a tricky one, because of Rule 2 "When you have enough EXP, your LOVE increases"... But what is “enough”? Doesn't it seem arbitrary? What if it is?

What if the only thing that define if the EXP will turn into LV is your own will of not getting LV? The will of not distancing yourself? Of not protecting yourself from the pain you are inflicting on others? Of not condoning violence, even if you are being forced to cause it?

 And for that I raise you:

LV 1 EXP 999 = Disbelief Papyrus

See, Papyrus is the only in game character that will never kill the player. What he does, however, is beating them to an inch of their life. Why would you think that he would change on a no mercy run? You just took away his friends, he is wearing the dusty hoodie of his only family, all the royal guards are gone and he is the only monster standing between a defenseless King and the cruelest of murderers.

Do you think he would enjoy causing you pain? No, he much rather you to realize your mistakes and change your attitude.

Would he not kick your ass? He would absolutely fucking obliterate you! And give you a sermon while he does it.

He would see every drop of blood, every pained breath, every HP dropped and he would feel it in his own soul, it would hurt him like nothing else, because he knows that pain and violence won’t bring anyone back, because he knows that with each hit he is getting closer to become the very thing he is fighting against.

And, oh, it would so easy be to give up on his resolve of not condoning violence. So easy to distance himself from the player and just not care anymore, like his brother, or to justify that he is the justice fighting an evil doer, like Undyne.

But that's not him. That is not The Great Papyrus we all know and love. He may not believe in the player anymore, but he does believe in himself. And he is going to do the right thing, even if it tears his soul apart.

So, can you gain indirect LV or EXP? No idea! But without killing? Absolutely!

Random thought that’s been bugging me for a while; how exactly does exp and LV function? (CW for, ya know. Violent stuff and whatnot)

Initially, the though came about a couple years ago when I first started thinking about Mafiafell a lot. Basically, the biggest question for me is, can you gain LV indirectly? Like, if someone drugs a tray of drinks and one of the people who drinks some dies from an bad reaction, or throws someone off a bridge but they drown to death, would the offender still gain stats even though they didn’t technically, directly kill?

And in the same vein, another thought/question I’ve wondered about was that…intent plays a role, to some degree, in how stats work, right? Like how a monsters defense goes down if they’re not anticipating a real fight, or how intent to hurt/kill will more greatly impact HP, etc etc. Well what about people who don’t directly kill, but are still responsible for a lot of death? Like a bloodthirsty military general – even if they never even go out on the field, they want their troops to harm and kill, they command it! Could their stats increase from intent alone from how actively they’ve still participated in acts on violence? If a villain orders their henchman to execute the captured hero right then and there, would both the villain and the henchman gain stats, maybe even just a small increase for the villain?

I’ve had the theory for a while (that might even be canon to the game? I honestly don’t remember) you can still gain exp and even eventually LV without killing if you’re still aggressive/violent enough, so I just…wonder, how all of that stuff would work under more complicated circumstances.

If this is all even addressed in game please forgive me, my memory is like a block of Swiss cheese and I struggle to retain lore </3

#my ramblings #Undertale #LV #EXP

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When doubts cloud my judgement

Started today with ADHD medication, part of me is excited for finally getting to that point in my life, but part of me is upset because is damn expensive and it had to come from my partner's pocket.

My mind keeps repeating something like “I've lived 30 years of my life without it, why choose to start whining now?” something that was deeply ingrained in my brain by my upbringing:

“Don't make noise, don't waste our time and money if you can just clench your teeth and soldier on, you are the older, the smart one, the one that we don't need to worry about, so don't make yourself into a problem”

When my mind goes on that path I like to close my eyes and imagine Papyrus patting me in the back a little bit too strongly, but just what I need shock myself out of spiraling and give him my full attention:

“THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL! IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MUCH YOUR TOTAL HP IS! IF IT’S NOT FULL, YOU HEAL IT. YOU DON'T WAIT FOR IT LOWER TO A SINGLE DIGIT!”

“just because you can survive it does not mean you deserve it, kid”

“YES! AND YOU ARE NOT WHINING, YOU ARE ASKING FOR HELP, THOSE ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS”

“so what if it costs some G? allowing a loved one to provide for something you need is not being selfish. say, wouldn't you do the same for them in return? don't you already do just that on a daily basis?”

“YOUR PARENTS MAY HAVE BEEN TOO LAZY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, BUT NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO DO THIS FOR YOURSELF, AND THAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!”

“listen to my bro, kid, he gives the best advices. but you already know that, don’t you?”

“OF COURSE THEY DO! NO ONE IS BETTER AT ADVICE GIVING THAN THE GREAT PAPYRUS, NYEH HEH HEH!”

And is only after seeing Paps bright smile and Sans knowing wink that I slowly open my eyes.

Sometimes they are wet, but that is not a bad thing, they are like this because I feel like someone cares. And because I realize I am allowed that much kindness, on those moments I can even get myself to admit that I deserve it.

#my ramblings #ADHD #Undertale #personal #They are my comfort characters for a reason #and they are damn good at their job #That got me thinking about turning this into a fic #If there is a chance for them to help someone else it would be worth it #I think Papyrus would like the idea #But Sans would tell me to do it tomorrow xD #I already have a lot in my plate today #i love those boys

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For all my Fics and WIPs I am sorry, I promise to write you as soon as the skies clear.

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

#I wish I hadn't laughed at this until I cried #Why this had to be so fucking relatable? #Hopefully I'll find the right treatment for my ADHD before the deadline to submit my thesis #Hopefully...

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He finally arrived!

I am so happy with my boy, even his cracks are in the right place! Thank you so much @master-malice​, I was a bit anxious because the post service doesn't always work here, but he arrived and he is flawless!

He is being my companion in writing, sitting right beside my computer and looking at him always put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for the gift!

I loved it!

@agreementtale MERRY GYFTMAS!!! I was their secret santa this year!!! Hope you like it ❤️🎄 @gyftmas2021

#Gyftmas #undertale #AGF!Sans #He is perfect! #Thank you so much #He is acting as my companion while I am trying to finish my latest fic #Came in today and already watched me write 1k #He is so cute and the pointy fur on his hoodie are so detailed #I can't stop petting him when I am stuck on a sentence #He is smiling at me =D

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Ok Rats, you forced my hand, this one is on you!

The main Papyrus with a crush that is afraid of commitment? This one has been in my comfort thoughts for a while, and your boys are the best.

Papyrus: that’s not a problem! If they like him, papyrus is perfectly happy just going on “not dating” dates till his crush either comes to him to be official, or they realized they’re already practically married lol. Papyrus doesn’t care about labels and is just happy he has his crushes attention even if they aren’t calling him boyfriend lol

Honey: this one he would struggle with. Because if crush doesn’t want to date, honey doesn’t want to be close like they used to. He’d fall all over again and it would hurt knowing he can’t go any farther with them. He’d probably distance himself for a while after crush rejects him out of their fear of commitment

Edge: unless his crush straight up told him they had a fear of commitment, edge would consider them pushing him away as a refusal and would treat it like one. You don’t like him back? Fine. But he’s not soft with you anymore

Cash: he’s the absolute worst for this, because cash can get very jealous and needs a committed partner. If one can’t reassure him in that area, the relationship is going to suck.

Willow: that suits him just fine! He’s rather afraid of commitment and rejection too, so he’s good to just keep things casual and affectionate as long as crush likes! But there’s a chance he’ll get too comfortable and never initiate any sort of relationship milestones on his own

#couldn't resist #went to sleep thinking on him #so here is a fic

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Chapter 29: Papyrus

“YOU WANTED A PET?!”

If the door being kicked in hadn’t startled Sans awake, the urgent tone in Boss’ sentence would.

It had been a few hours of hanging out on the couch, sleep had been too light and full of tossing and turning, he just couldn’t relax.

Now Boss was back at the house, panting, and he was holding… something.

“YOU HAVE TO FEED IT, AND CLEAN IT, AND TAKE IT ON WALKS” Sans was out of the couch in a blink, making room for the pitiful form in Boss’ arms “AND IF IT GETS KILLED I WILL REMEMBER HOW THOUGHTFUL YOU ARE OF MY GIFTS”

“thought you were gonna kill ‘em” if he didn’t know his brother he would think it was already dead, it hadn’t moved or made a single noise, not when Boss came in, not when he put them on the couch.

“I WOULD BE DISGRACED IF I ABSORBED THE EXP OF SOMETHING SO PATHETIC” they were completely covered in blood, stars, Boss was completely covered in blood, was the kid really even alive?

A quick check showed they still had 1HP, but he knew humans were tricky and sometimes died despite that. So he pressed on.

Being unconscious and so close made it easier, so with a bit of coaching from his hidden powers, Sans saw a glimpse of a quivering, but bright red, soul pulsing underneath their skin.

Heh, Determination, he knew Kindness alone wouldn’t get the job done, it suited their stubbornness.

“LIVING WITH YOU I THOUGHT I WAS PAST THE POINT OF PITY TOWARDS THE USELESSNESS, BUT THIS HUMAN...”

Boss’ hands hadn’t stopped since he got them on the couch, taking the medical kit from below the couch, he tried to put some bandages where they needed the most before start to heal them.

“NO, THE DOGS ARE RIGHT, IT IS JUST A PUPPY!”

Sans didn’t have a clue of where they needed more, everywhere? It looked like they had been used as a pincushion… knowing Boss’ attack patterns, they probably were at some point.

“DISGRACING THE BATTLEFIELD BY REFUSING TO FIGHT, CRYING LIKE A BABYBONES WHEN THINGS DON’T GO THEIR WAY”

But Boss’ movements were quick and precise, if just a bit agitated, so he knew his little bro got it all under control. He was a natural with green magic after all.

“AND THEN CLINGING TO THEIR ATTACKER AT THE FIRST SIGN OF AFFECTION... SUCH PATHETIC CREATURE CANNOT BE ONE OF THE FEARSOME HUMANS, NOT YET... IT MUST BE A PUPPY STILL…”

“so ya spared ‘em” He didn’t miss the word affection thrown in the middle of the ranting, so maybe the kid did make an impression on his brother.

“PUPPIES NEED A SAFE SPACE TO GROW, AND YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT RESPONSIBILITIES”

“if ya say so, Boss” He did a good job in containing his proud smile, it warmed his soul to know that even this hellhole couldn’t corrupt his brother’s morals.

“I DON’T JUST ‘Say So’“ He quoted one handed, fingers in the air doing a poor imitation of Sans’ lazy speech, while the other kept itself busy “DOOMFANGER TAKE BETTER CARE OF HERSELF THAN YOU DO! MESSY ROOM, FILTHY CLOTHES, HOW LONG SINCE YOU SHOWERED SANS? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF SPACE! SO I PLAN TO MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL OUT OF YOUR PATHETIC SELF”

Ignoring the last part was easy, after all Boss cared, he cared enough to try to make it better, how many years had been since his brother talked to him on the same level?

Since the younger outgrew Sans he always made sure that the height difference made itself show, Sans had to remembered that Boss had the metaphoric and literal higher ground, that he could beat him to dust if he wanted to.

But now here he was, kneeling in front of the couch, speaking as an equal.

“THIS IS A GIFT AND A TEST SANS, YOU CAN HAVE A PET TO CARE FOR, BUT” there it was, the softest hint of threat “WHATEVER HAPPEN TO IT WHILE IN YOUR CARE: IT WILL. HAPPEN. TO YOU.”

“got it” Papyrus looked him deep in the eyelights and nodded before resumed to attending the humans wounds.

Sans was once again surprised, nodding like that meant a lot, it was a silent understanding, the closest thing his brother would ever give as reassurance, it meant the one thing they could not give freely in this world, it meant trust.

Obviously, his brother didn’t meant it like that, that kind of nod was something he would only give to Undyne after a particular heated practice as in ‘I know we were trying to dust each other, but i still trust you won’t stab me on the back while I’m too tired to survive it’ it was huuuge, and he must be really concentrated in the healing not to notice he just threw it to Sans like that.

Sans didn’t dare to say another word. He helped his brother move the limbs out of the way, or passed the correct tools as he cared for the small form in their couch.

The kid was a mess, completely unconscious, but they were breathing fast and sweating, like they were still fighting, it was weird, he could swear their skin was paler than usual and was getting… funny when he touched it, like, when his brother told him to hold their arms out of the way, his phalanges left bone prints all over their arms, it took a while after he let go before it faded to their regular color.

He never had to hold their arms before, but he would bet good money that human skin weren’t supposed to behave like this.

Then he noticed something equally concerning.

The was blood staining the couch.

His instincts told him to run, to hide, to blast the thing off before Boss could see it.

He forced himself to calm down, it wasn’t his mess to clean, even so he couldn’t help but to take another look at his brother, kneeled over the human, he was absorbed in the task.

Making sure the wounds were clear of dust or dirt before using green to properly heal, not a word about the mess, and carefully bandaging the affected areas.

Maybe he didn’t notice the stains yet, maybe he was in a much more softer mood than Sans gave him credit for, one way or another it seemed Sans was safe from this particular fight.

They made a pained noise and Boss flinched and stars be damned, that was a look of guilt that glimpsed through his face, heh, so the brat really had grown on him.

Boss stood up, breaking Sans line of thinking, the human was completely healed and bandaged, but still unconscious.

“I HAVE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ATTEND” Said while accessing the blood on his outfit, disgust wrinkling his nose bone “WHEN I COME BACK I WANT IT TO BE AWAKE AND PROPERLY CHAINED”

“yes, Boss” not a word about the couch.

Standing to his full height he gave Sans another nod and went upstairs. Sans was in awe.

Looking at the small figure still breathing on the couch made his soul feel weird “don’t know how ya did it, kid...” There was no way of completing the sentence, he knew they had just accomplished something, he didn’t even know what it was, but his brother was in a good mood, a caring mood...

He was not dumb enough to question good things.

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Chapter 1: Falling

Chapter 2: Into the

Chapter 3: Underground

Chapter 4: A Warm Welcome

Chapter 5: To Toriel

Chapter 6: The Guardian

Chapter 7: Of the Ruins

Chapter 8: There are two rules in life:

Chapter 9: 1.Never give all the information.

Chapter 10: Knock Knock

Chapter 11: Who is there?

Chapter 12: Mother

Chapter 13: Mother who?

Chapter 14: Mother Knows Best For You.

#Masterlist #Book One #The Ruins #AGF #It was becomins too long for a single post #So I thought it was better do this now instear of waiting for it to crash