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agentquokka · 3 years

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Hello, I hope y'all are doing good ! ❤

Life update: I thought I was Bisexual. Turns out I'm a lesbian. It's good to know, now I can stop being disappointed by men because it's really not personal. They're just not my type 🤷🏽‍♀️

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agentquokka · 3 years

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Happy new year Sweetie ❤❤❤

Happy New Year’s Eve!! I decided to make an appreciation post since I really don’t post much of anything else and I love the spread of positivity!! ☺️

@thotmendes Rachel, you are so funny and you come up with the most amazing and plausible theories! Thank you for being a wonderful friend and for keeping my spirits up ❤️❤️

@postyxmendes Aaliyah, I love you so much and thank you so much for introducing me to the lovely people of our group chat and many more friends. I am thankful for you and you’re so kind and lovely to me- thank you so much! ❤️

@mendesxhoe I love your blog so much. It’s so positive and so light hearted. It’s just what I needed to get through this clownshow. You’re so sweet and so encouraging, thank you so much for helping me up when I’m down 💓💓

@futurecherry P! Your writing is so fantastic, it really pulls me into another world. I always love reading your fics and I love talking to you throughout everything. You’re so kind and I’m so thankful 💙💙

@fallinallincurls you are so kind and your writing is absolutely lovely. You are solely responsible for me getting into Mat Barzal and I want to thank you for that! I love Mat and he needs to sign the damn contract already ❤️🤣

@agentquokka my French friend!! You were there for me so many times and I want to thank you so much for being so positive and so wise. I love talking with you and being your friend 🥰

@wanderswithwonderr I know we met like recently but I’m so glad we met. You are one of the very few blogs that are positive about shawn and his situation. I just want to thank you for helping me out with stress and just being a wonderful friend! 💓💓

@a-soul-of-wonder-and-wander originally Eggy! We just recently started talking to and I love it. Thank you for your positive anons as eggy and thank you for making me laugh! ☺️

@marvelandotherfandomimagines most importantly, to my best friend, Ash, thank you for being my best friend for seven years. Thank you for putting up with me and my shawn crap, thank you for the lovely gifts, and thank you for being such an incredible friend. You were there for me through thick and thin and you are one of the most important people in my life. Thank you for being you 🖤

Honorable mentions: shawblrr and bee 💙💙

And thank you to all my followers and anyone whose shown me kindness throughout the year. If I forgot anyone- please know you are important too 💙💙💙

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agentquokka · 3 years

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Reblogging to manifest 🙌🏼

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agentquokka · 3 years

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Staaahp, you're going to make me blush 😳🧡🧡🧡🧡

How does it feel to be so FIIIIINE and amazing ? 🎤🧡🧡🧡🧡

idk i should be asking you 💙💙💙💙

#This girl is gorgeous and hilarious #that's all you need to know

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agentquokka · 3 years

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Anon, your life sucks and you're probably insecure about a lot of things. But that's your own struggle. Get help. Therapy is mandatory in your case.

Kill yourself.

i don’t think i will mate

(read it in an accent)

#we're all going to die anyway #why are you so pressed ?#chose joy and love over that shit #it's not a good look.

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agentquokka · 3 years

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Stop calling me out like this.

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

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agentquokka · 3 years

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Quokka! Just checking in to say hi. I hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself. (I know I’m being a Tumblr mom, I can’t help it 🙈)

Helloooo ! I'm doing good despite being back in lockdown (we master the art of being stupid and inconsiderate in France) 😂

I've been focusing on my own healing for a while now. So I'm in a good place right now. Things are starting to look great. I can't wait to see what life brings. 😊

How are you ? What have you been up to ?

(No worries Mom, I accept to be your Quokka child 🙌🏼)

#quokka positivity #sweet asks #she's the best

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agentquokka · 3 years

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I'm back at it again with my pansexual shenanigans.

I met a girl. And I like her. Where is this thing heading ? I have no idea. We'll see 👀

#quokka #quokka positivity #Quokka is back on the market

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agentquokka · 4 years

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okay you are TOO good at this. -spicy aries girl :)

I like to study people, it's fun 🤓

Thank you Spicy Aries Girl 🌶🌶🌶

#Quokkastrology #Spicy Aries Girl #asks #ask #anon

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agentquokka · 4 years

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so i saw u answering some astrology asks and i have a question! my closest friends (either past or present) have all been either a gemini or a sagittarius and i’m an aquarius. is there some sort of attraction between these signs?

Helloooo !!!

There's always signs that do well together.

But basically, you have the four elements and they're different kind of intelligence/goals/ Aspiration to take into account.

Water: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces (feelings, emotional Intelligence, dreams, connection rooted in intimacy)

Earth: Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn (practical Intelligence, materialism, tangible reality, organisation)

Fire: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius (passion, action, decision making, sense of self, ambition, optimism)

Air: Gemini, Aquarius, Libra (Intellect, sense of justice, communication, knowledge)

In the matters of friendships, we tend to be more open and we have less standards that allow us to bond over shared interests, rather than life goals (the goals you share with friends aren't as rooted in the kind of intimacy you share with a partner your want to build a home with for example). These connections depends on each individuals of course. But if you're an Aquarius, your best matches are probably with air signs and fire signs. So being friends with Geminis is pretty common, and Sagittarius and Aquarius happen to be great matches in the friendship and love departments. There's mutual understanding between you and you respect beach others boundaries well because you have a need for space and intellectual banter that can be fulfilled by Geminis and Sagittarius (they are polar opposites btw).

#Quokkastrology #Aquarius anon #I'm also an Aquarius #Aquarius rules #quokka positivity #I love that ask

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agentquokka · 4 years

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ok my sun rising lilith mercury and venus is in Scorpio and my Moon is in aquarius? does this mean most people will dislike me for when the get to know about me being so much scorpio 😂 not but jokes aside what does this tell you about me

From my tiny baby astrology enthusiast experience, it tells me a lot. But in order to be more specific, I have to analyse it in order.

Sun in Scorpio: I would say that you're perceived as mysterious, elegant, intuitive with a fascinating aura. People can't help but be intrigued by you. You don't let anyone in easily and people feel when you are interested by them or when you dislike them because you know how to protect yourself from unnecessary people.

Scorpio rising: I would say that you're truly beautiful. Like, you have that aura about you that fascinates people. They can't really know what you think, but you, you are really good at reading them. Your intuition is as sharp as a knife. You're independent and probably career oriented. You aspire to be successful because you have great ambition and you have the tools to succeed. You can sometimes be torn between reason and emotions. But if you follow your instinct, you can always find a way to get what you want and reach your goals. If hurt, you can be revengeful and merciless. You despise betrayal and have a tendency to take things personally because you feel deeply and it's hard for you to let go. You can't let things slide easily if you feel your boundaries are not respected. You fight back and people remember it for a lifetime.

Moon in Aquarius: It's not the easiest placement to have. The moon rules our most instinctive and direct emotional response. Aquarius is anything but emotional. But the moon in Aquarius has great assets. Intuitive and logical... Even though you can be a bit of a loner, the greater good of humanity is a priority and makes you think things through logically. It gives you independence and helps you be methodical with a lot of self control. That can be annoying in some situations, but for your carrier goals, it makes you prepared to improvise and come up with well thought plans that can arrange anyone and most importantly, you and your ambitions. Be careful with your lack of empathy sometimes.

Mercury in Scorpio: Your intelligence is instinctive. Deep. You despise superficiality. You need to dig deep in anything you put your mind and soul into. You search for the truth and you are not afraid to explore the not so bright aspects of things. People can find you a bit "dark" and unsettling and it can sometimes bother optimistic people because you have a natural tendency to remind them of the dark/sad/scary aspects of life. You need your exchanges to be truthful and Deep. You need to get to the bottom of things when you communicate. You are a great observer with fantastic memory. You know how to combine your analytical and your emotional minds. You have an aura that makes people listen to you and take your advice because it's always thought through.

Venus in Scorpio: This placement is an all or nothing placement. You crave intimacy. You're very loving and very committed. Passionate, sensual, deep. In the matters of the heart, you give your all and expect the same in return. Your attitude towards love is fearless. Venus in Scorpio is full of every emotions, good and bad. You can be jealous, possessive and intense. But at the same time, you're dedicated, passionate, sensual, incredibly beautiful and gifted. You can be secretive because some people are intimidated by everything you are and you want to protect your heart. Your trust have to be earned and it takes time. But when you're in, you're ALL in.

Lilith in Scorpio: This placement suggests that Lilith is at home. The rulers Pluto and Mars give Lilith her natural vibe. Secretive, mysterious, tendency to explore extremes, sensual and fascinating. This placement suggests that you can be trapped emotionally in very dark places that can make you lash out on anyone and push their limits to extremes. The sadistic and cruel nature of Scorpio when they feel endangered completely expresses itself when in this placement.

That's what I can perceive from what you told me. Of course people can dislike you. But not because you're a Scorpio. You have a natural elegance and confidence that makes insecure people uncomfortable. That's all. You're not the easiest person to access, that's for sure. However, the people who stick around you share common interests and and probably appreciate you for who you truly are. You only need sincere and honest people in your life. Those who can't give this to you aren't meant to stay and that's perfectly okay. Embrace the Scorpio nature. It's your best assets. But also, take the time to read about and understand other signs. Not to manipulate them because it's tempting to get clues to protect your heart, but to understand where they're coming from, that way you can work on opening yourself up a little more and experience great things that can come your way.

#Quokkastrology #Scorpio Anon #quokka positivity #i hope that helps!

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agentquokka · 4 years

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oH, and idk the info of the guys, but mine is aries sun, gemini moon, scorpio rising. thanks for everythiiiing

Jesus, that combo is Spicy 🌶🌶🌶

That makes you someone with a great warrior like mind. Nothing can stand in your way. Mars is your main Ruler I would dare to say. You're passionate, sensual, deeply emotional (but won't show it unless you trust the person you're talking to), highly intelligent and strategic... Patience is not really your strong suit I guess 🤣. And you change your mind easily. But if you want something, you get it. It's very likely that you're extremely curious and honest, but at the same time, people can find you very intense, even though you are very friendly and straightforward. You're like, the realest of the real. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Be careful with Libra men... You can find them boring easily.

#Spicy Aries girl #Quokkastrology #quokka positivity #we love a personality with that much texture and flavour.

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agentquokka · 4 years

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the funniest and worst thing is that the four of them are friends, two of them are close friends. Because ice not really like attracted easily.. because I just dont pay attention to looks, like yeah I know when a guy is hot but I dont say I like them yk? (the aries girl :))

Typical Aries girls... Looks don't really matter... BUT YOU NEED FLAVOUR AND I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR THAT BECAUSE WE NEED CONSISTENCY 🙌🏼

Chose one and try, you have that warm and charming fire energy, use it to get what you want 🙌🏼

#Aries Girl #Quokkastrology #Libra men #Fun fact #even Astrology calls men out because they're prone to be disappointing

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agentquokka · 4 years

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@thotmendes if you want to be fully called out, you just have to send me your date, time, place of birth and I can dig in your birth chart and also your past life chart, just try me 🤣

okay hi. so thotmendes told me that you know about astrology. I dont know a lot about that because I never got into it BUT today, like 10 minutes ago, I figured out that the only 4 boys that Ive ever liked are libra.... two of them were born in September 27 and the other two were born October 18th. I freaked out ahahahaha. im an aries by the way. so... what can you tell me about libra men...

Hellooooo there !

@thotmendes is right, I'm not an astrologer though. I study astrology because I find it useful for self help, relationships with others and spirituality, and it's fun.

So, my opinion is to be taken with a grain of salt. But from what I studied so far, I can try and help with the basics, even though Sun signs are very little information for me to work with regarding love. But that can give me clues on attraction.

First of all, Aries people are the shit. My best friend is an Aries, so I already like you 🤣

Each signs have opposite signs. You, being an Aries (fire sign), your polar opposite sign turns out to be Libra (air sign). Opposite signs in astrology, are very interesting in love. Because you guys tend to be completely different, but are highly complementary. What the energy of your sign lacks, your polar opposite have it and compensates. That can bring a lot of joy but also a lot of challenges because you don't always understand each other and can be frustrated because of it. But that can make very interesting, progressive and lasting couples if both parties are willing to take the time and understand their partner's needs.

So... These boys you were attracted to are all Libras ? That's funny in a way... But I don't blame you, these guys are HOT.

Libra is ruled by Venus. The planet of relationships with close circle (family, friends, and most importantly LOVERS), arts, beauty, pleasure... This positive and soft planet rules Libra and Taurus people.

Libra men... These creatures are good looking (I personally have never met an ugly libra). Very charming, very smart, curious about anything (air sign traits). Very social (they can basically befriend anyone). Nobody can say that they hate a libra. It's not really possible because they seek harmony and balance in every relationship they put themselves into thanks to their compassionate attitude and their natural sense of diplomacy that makes them great communicators.

Of course, beauty, intelligence and that charming attitude they naturally have, come with some flaws. Because they seek BALANCE and HARMONY in basically every aspects of their life, they can be very indecisive. They're not really great at leading, so don't count on a libra man to make the first move. If you want the attention of a libra man, you have to tell them that you like them. If you give the impulse, they'll usually follow if they find you honest, charming and cool. They are excited by beauty and everything aesthetically pleasing, so sometimes they seem to lack depth, but they usually keep a certain distance between them and other people because they like their peace and are not really comfortable with big displays of emotions with people they don't trust. Also, libra men are afraid of commitment (air sign pathology, if you want stuff to happen, you have to be patient and give them room to breathe and be on their own, they have to miss you in order to want to commit to you.). Libra men can be a pain in the ass for one thing: you never really know what they think. They will always adapt to your vibe and sometimes they're going to hide their true feelings to keep the peace. They can't stand useless fights over trivial things, but they won't really tell you when you're being annoying, they're just going to say what they think you need to hear. And someday, if they feel like it's too much for them, they will simply leave and you will never hear from them again.

I could talk about them for hours, but if you have more specific questions, don't hesitate, just ask 😊

#But I would never make you uncomfortable #I just want to see you THRIVE #because you can.#you're THAT bitch #And I love you ✨🧡🧡🧡✨#I have to make Quokkastrology my new brand.

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