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Nobody ever posts the original sickos image anymore........sad!

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Thinking about junk heirlooms.

I don't mean family heirlooms that feel like junk but that you can't get rid of because they're important. I mean the opposite -- things of no importance that were passed down through generations incidentally.

My grandmother owned a dish towel with a distinct checkerboard pattern. It wasn't important to her, just one of many dish towels. When she died my parents kept some of her stuff because of sentimental value, but some just because it was perfectly fine stuff they could use, and they ended up with it.

Years later I was moving to another state and my parents asked if I needed any old towels since they were getting new ones. I got a box of rags, which included my grandmother's dish towel (which had been downgraded to 'rag' by then, tbh it was in that category even when my grandmother owned it.) I literally have a rag that's been passed down through multiple generations.

It's not sentimental or anything, I still use it as a rag, but sometimes I look at it and picture it on the handle of my grandmother's oven door and feel shrimp emotions.

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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

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Wonder how this queen is doing today

Edit: For those wondering, this is from a 70s nsfw sci-fi zine called "alien brothers" (more specifically, page 83). This little paragraph was right above a k/s smut fanfic written by this lady.

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things that suck about dracula

1. is a landlord

2. knows lawyer stuff

3. wants to move to England

4. and then I guess the whole vampire thing

#tumblr #dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker #vampires

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ultimate english-core is Jonathan Harker fearing for his life as more and more strange things happen around him and then just going "well nothing I can do about that"

he might not keep calm, but he sure as hell carries on

#tjposts #tumblr #dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

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get you a man who can't afford a belt

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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*I'm sitting at a cafe with a friend*

out of the blue my friend whistles and says "damn that birds got legs for days bro"

"that's what I've been saying!!" I burst out as I furiously cleanch the picture of a flamingo that I always carry in my pocket

#tjposts #tumblr #funny #flamingo #bird #anger #righteous anger #i am right #why are they so long #and why do british people call women birds

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

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I'm creating a dating app where once you match you will only be allowed to communicate to your match whenever they encounter a captcha

#tjposts #tumblr #dating #dating app #captcha #i think that's cute

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I think I could fuck a pdf if I really tried

#tjposts #tumblr #pdf #nsfw #i guess #idk #just something i think i could do #im talented like that #driven #ambitious