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i miss my man my man

#i was an atheist until i discovered iloveerenjaegr's eren drawing now this is my new religion #wap worship and pray eren yeager #hes so hot i love it

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“people are allowed to dislike things” wrong! no one is allowed to dislike eren jaeger

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me if talking about eren jaeger, thinking about eren jaeger, praying to eren jaeger, crying over eren jaeger, dying for eren jaeger, thirsting over eren jaeger was illegal

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the rumbling is my national anthem. IF I LOSE IT ALL, SLIP AND FALL.

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"men are a disappointment" NOT EREN JAEGER REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

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EREN ON THE BRAIN 25/8

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eren my love, my dearest, my one and only, the light of my life, my princess with a disorder, please come back

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academic rival!eren who started a rivalry with you just because he finds you cute !!! <3

academic rival!eren who was smart but didn't really care about keeping up his grades or studying hard. that is, until he met you, a scholarship student with the CUTEST expressions in class. 

academic rival!eren who easily surpassed you in terms of grades, just so he could have an excuse to start a conversation with you, and who realized you got the most adorably pouty look on your face when you didn't rank first in class.

academic rival!eren who first scoffed when you called him your rival, finding it cheesy, but now he’s the one who’s always using that title.

“hey there, rival. heard you ranked second again? what's the matter, pretty girl? aren’t you taking our rivalry seriously?” JFDKAHSDJKDJSHDKJA

academic rival!eren acts like he hates you, when in reality he has the goofiest smile after your every single interaction.

academic rival!eren who always texts you the night before exams, just to see if you’re still awake and studying. it’s his way of checking up on you. the morning after, there’s always your favorite snack and a styrofoam cup of coffee sitting on your desk.

academic rival!eren who has been punched on his arm by you. you do it every time you’re frustrated, and he doesn’t feel a thing, and it’s a daily routine by now. he buys you a cold can of coke afterwards to press on your slightly sore knuckles.

academic rival!eren who always backs you up in class when you get into an argument with the teacher. academic rival!eren who is pleasantly surprised when you catch up to him after class, falling in an easy pace beside him as you rant about the teacher. 

academic rival!eren who sits next to you in the library, ditching his friends for a chance to tease and distract you while you’re studying. he throws balled up tissues, constantly snatches the pencil away from your fingers and whines about you not giving him any attention.

“just once glance at me, pretty girl. look at me once and i’ll be on fucking cloud 9 for the rest of the day.”

your cheeks turn red, but you don’t look up. you can’t look up. he’s begging you to spare him a glance as if it’s his salvation, but you know if you look at him, you’ll fall. 

he’s so pretty and flirty and you’re still not sure what you have done to get his emerald green eyes trained on you, and you’re too much of a coward to ask him.

so you just duck your head and hope he doesn’t see your flushed cheeks.

academic rival!eren who grins when he sees you all flustered. he knows exactly what’s going on in your mind, and he knows you like him back, but he’s going to drag this damn thing along. 

until he finally gets you to confess.

#hes my bf guys (real) #hes so cute #i can fix him #eren x reader #eren fluff #eren aot #attack on titan #aot #eren yeager #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger #eren headcanons

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theatre kid!eren trying to get your attention !!!!! pt. 2

pt. 1 here

he catches your gaze and you freeze. and blurt out the first thing on your mind. “...you’re pretty but you’re doing it wrong.”

fucking HELL

“IM SO SORRY FUCK I DIDN’T MEAN TO BE MEAN BUT I JUST...AND YOU’RE - WELL, I JUST DONT-”

your panicked and terrible apology is cut off by the sound of his loud laughter and your words falter. you blink twice, staring at him in confusion. “...im sorry but what the actual fuck?”

he’s laughing so hard you swear you can hear him hiccuping in between. what the hell is so funny?

“you think i'm pretty?”  “jesus fucking christ,” you utter, and he laughs even more. you just shake your head before burying it in your hands. 

“...you don't have to be sorry,” he says after a brief pause. “i mean. i don't know what the hell im doing. i just came here because i also happen to find you pretty and just…wanted an excuse to be next to you, i guess.”

you cant help but raise your head quickly, looking at him with shocked wide eyes. oh my god. what. did he just say you’re pretty? and that HE wanted an excuse to sit next to you out of all people? oh fuck.

…wait a minute. guys. wait. what.

EREN YEAGER IS BLUSHING?????????? 

his cheeks are all pink and flushed and he’s looking away from you to probably hide them but it isn’t working !!!!!!! OH HE’S ADORABLE !!1!!1

you bite down a grin, feeling your own cheeks heat up.

#hes such a nerd i love him #my little meow meow #eren headcanons #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x reader #eren yeager #aot #attack on titan #eren aot #eren x reader #eren fluff

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BTS Monuments S01E04 - Namjoon

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no but sick!eren would be the biggest menace ever and im here for it tbh

stage one of eren getting sick? denial. he’ll pretend he’s not sick, even though he’s coughing so hard you’re afraid his lungs are gonna fall out. 

claims he doesn’t get sick, doesn’t need to be taken care of because “im not a baby, goddamnit!”

he is the biggest, clingiest, whiniest baby you’ve ever met. 

can and WILL pout that you’re not giving him any kisses. tries to pull you close for cuddles, but you resist, keeping a safe distance.

“i’m not getting sick too, eren u dumbass man child”

“NOOOO BUT I LOVE YOU BABY WHY WONT YOU KISS ME ☹️☹️☹️☹️”

he’ll settle down once you put on a tv show (because i firmly consider him an ipad kid) and give him some homemade chicken noodle soup. he almost cries because no one has made soup for him before.

one thing about eren is that he gets SO emotional when he’s sick he literally becomes the 🥺 emoji

he’s delirious as fuck because of his fever but god forbid he’ll ever have medicine for it. because according to him, “ ‘s all part of a conspiracy theory, pretty girl! they're gonna like, control us!!! i dont trust the hospitals they just want money1!!!! just… just rub some dirt on me and i'll be brand new !!!!!!!”

“eren, your father is literally a doctor.” “yeah but i hate him so he doesn’t count!”

has to be spoon fed or he’ll refuse to eat. once he starts feeling better after eating, he WILL try and sneak out of bed to run around and show off his sTrEnGtH only to puke up all the food because he got dizzy. 

he’s also very unpredictable ??????? he just doesn’t like being sick but isn’t willing to do anything to become better but at the same time complains about being sick and wanting something to make him feel better BUT WILL LITERALLY REFUSE MEDICINES? (he wants you to baby him even more but he’d rather go on a date with that stupid horseface than admit it)

whines about being bored, pats his lap and winks at you when you ask him what he wants to do. you just roll your eyes at him.

what a pathetic little mess of a man. you love him <3

#is it obvious that eren lives rent free in my head #hes so hot i love it #i can fix him #eren headcanons #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x reader #eren yeager #aot #attack on titan #eren aot #eren x reader #eren fluff

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theatre kid!eren trying to get your attention !!!!! pt. 1

pt. 2 here

because i can totally see the drama teacher convincing him to go into theatre because he’s SO DRAMATIC AND LOUD HE’S PERFECT FOR THE STAGE !!

“can i help with that?”

you freeze, looking up. you’re one of the backdrop painters, just chilling around as you do your work. you hadn’t been expecting to be suddenly approached by the male lead and offered help.

“um. . .it’s okay, i’m fine, but thank you.” you chuckle awkwardly, not sure how to react as you pull off one of your earbuds so you can hear him more clearly. “aren’t you supposed to be on a break or something right now?”

he’s sheepish as he rubs the back of his neck. “well, yeah, but this looks fun.” he nods at the piece of cardboard you’re currently painting, a slight pout on his face and you cave in immediately. 

you hand him a spare paintbrush and tell him what to do, scooting over so he has space to sit next to you.

barely two minutes, and you can tell that bro has never held a paintbrush in his life. you wince as you notice that his brushstrokes are all over the place, but he’s so pretty and cute and charming even though you have never talked to him before that you don’t have it in your heart to tell him how bad he is. 

he's just…ugh. he’s that sort of boyish boy, you know? the endearing guy who genuinely calls everyone bro and dude, randomly high fives people in the hallways, and is just an all around social butterfly. he’s, like, the best possible example of boys will be boys

but he’s making a mess of your carefully planned sunset, and you need to stop him before you get your ass beat. 

you sigh, straightening up. you have to. you have to tell him he's doing it wrong.

BUT HE'S SO CUTE AND HIS MESSY MAN BUN IS JUST SOFT LOOKING AND HIS GREEN EYES ARE JUST -

he catches your gaze and you freeze. and blurt out the first thing on your mind. “...you’re pretty but you’re doing it wrong.”

FUCKING HELL

#eren headcanons #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x reader #eren yeager #aot #attack on titan #eren aot #eren x reader #eren fluff

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no guys but...boyfriend eren !!!!!!!!

bf!eren who has beef with your plushies, glaring and punching them every time he's over because he's jealous of the way you hug them to sleep.

bf!eren who spams your chats daily (every minute if he's bored as fuck and you're busy) with couple reels and a "pls can we do this ???? plsss 🥺🥺🥺" under every single reel he sends

bf!eren who laughs at the shocked look on your face when you find out he doesn't moisturize. like…. what the actual fuck eren. what's wrong with you. . .

“what do you mean “whats wrong with me”? i just don't moisturize! there’s nothing wrong with that!”

bf!eren bursting into giggles as you try to tackle him down, determined to moisturize the fuck out of him. you hold your lotion threateningly over him, trying to act all menacing, and it's the cutest thing he’s ever seen!

“eren u crusty ass motherfucker. IM GOING TO FIX YOU”

bf!eren that will never stop yapping about you to his friends and anyone else who’d be willing to listen to him gush about you for hours

bf!eren who will be SO nervous around you before the two of you start dating and are just in that weird talking stage because everything you do is just so adorable and he just wants to squish your cheeks and scoop you up in his arms because he's a simp 

bf!eren who will always be checking his phone just to see if you texted

bf!eren who GETS SO HAPPY WHEN HE WATCHES YOU EAT BECAUSE HEALTHY EATING HABITS, BABY!

or alternatively, bf!eren who is sometimes extremely concerned and absolutely baffled because you’re a weird little gremlin. “baby . . . are you eating. .. is that… WHY ARE YOU EATING PRINGLES WITH WHIPPED CREAM?!?!”

“...can i try some?”

bf!eren who lets you take weird pictures of him, smiling when you cackle to yourself. he’s just happy to see you happy !!!!!!!!!!!

bf!eren who gets flustered easily when you flirt for a change. he turns into a literal tomato, turning away and covering his mouth with his hand. he wont even be able to look you in the eye for literal days after that little incident !!!! :)

this one’s a given, but bf!eren who lets you do his makeup for fun >>>>>>>>>>>>

just. bf!eren. i love him guys. he's so babygirl,,,

#eren headcanons #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x reader #eren yeager #aot #attack on titan #eren aot #eren x reader #eren fluff #hes so cute #hes so pretty #i love him #hes so babygorl guys #i can fix him

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random eren headcanons that i keep close to my heart (kpop version) ! <3

no because i think he'd be SUCH a closeted kpop stan.

he would totally vibe to newjeans (super shy was his most played song on spotify wrapped)

and i dare you to tell me straight to my face he wouldn't scream along to the lyrics of ring ding dong. do it. (u can't)

bro definitely has photocards of every twice member.

a die hard girl group stan, and he definitely knows the choreography of all his fav songs. he WILL butcher the korean lyrics though ✋️✋️✋️

his favorite boy group is stray kids though (his bias is hyunjin, duh !!!!)

like, i can see eren copying hyunjins stage looks and style, because i personally think theyre kinda similar????

ALSO the type of stan who is always down to fight fans of other groups. will start shit for the heck of it, OBVIOUSLY 🙄✋️

he's verified on twt, is friends with all the concert/paid content illegal streamers and is ALWAYS sharing links for voting and streaming playlists.

he is also an absolute whore for subtle kpop merch

kpop boy eren lives rent free in my mind istg

#eren headcanons #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x reader #eren yeager #aot #attack on titan #eren aot #eren fluff #kpop #kpop group

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Manbun Eren and Paths Eren are for the history books.